Love the .sig quote, blog. :)

I've seen the quote with "usenet" instead of "IRC" and it was attributed to someone named Blair Houghton. I have no idea who Blair Houghton is, however. It's one of the quotes in my .sig randomizer for email and usenet.

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A million quill pens wielded
By a thousand squared monkeys,
The Mongol Horde's fell diaries
Are naught like Sophocles.

--Exeunt.

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Maybe I'm just easily amused but this made me laugh.

[Click to view comic: 'Citizen Kane 2K']

[Click to view comic: 'Love in the afternoon']

I laughed! So there!

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"I know how toast works."

Amazing... I log on one day, and this is the first strip that comes up...

[Click to view comic: 'This One's For NeoVid...']

See, DH was doing a series where his characters answered fake flames, and so I sent him one to see what would happen.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

You know, I honestly can't decide whether "Citizen Kane 2K" is a witty, scathing commentary on the state of contemporary American filmmaking, or nonsensical and stupid.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I heard this hilarious audio clip on the radio the other day. It was of Orson Welles doing some voiceover work for some advertisements, and he was having some serious ego issues. I found the transcript of it, but not the clip itself. Like with the Walken hot dog thing from the Onion, you need to read it with him in mind: a very distinguished, polished deep voice.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

yikes! animaniacs did a pinky and the brain cartoon based on this very exchange--almost verbatim, only without the swearing. i'm not sure if the cartoon is funnier or less so, now that i know that it's based on an actual orson welles thing (for those who aren't familiar, "the brain" is a mouse with a voice that is an imitation of welles)

oh yeah--and the randomizer just gave me one of bunner's strips:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

[Click to view comic: 'Gin gin, the lesbian gardener asian...whore?']

[Click to view comic: 'Draft dodging']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Holy Fuck! I swear, I couldn't stop laughing! o_O

[Click to view comic: 'The Morning After']

Best Jesus joke I've seen yet...

[Click to view comic: 'The Sixth Wound of Christ']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

This struck me as... well, it just struck me.

[Click to view comic: 'Tabula rasa']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'Clash of the titans']

[Click to view comic: 'Speed']

He only ever made two, and his other one is a bit shit. I love this one, though.

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You know, that comic looks an awful lot like it's been ripped off from the RinkWorks' Movie-A-Minute version of Speed.

Oh... well, that explains how one author can make a really good strip, and an embarrassingly shit one.

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This one made me laugh. I think it's that silent middle panel trick that does it.

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I LIVE!

The Lazarus thread!

[Click to view comic: 'The trouble with cartoon characters' anatomy...']

Kat's other strips are quite good, too.

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I bet this would have worked better against a different background, but I still thought it was kinda funny.

I did one of those. I bet almost everyone has a levitation strip in their catalogue. :)

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I did one of those. I bet almost everyone has a levitation strip in their catalogue. :)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'A strip I'm going to post whenever a joke makes me groan']

I suppose you also keep a red blanket with you at all times just in case you should happen to encounter any bulls?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

No. Don't be silly.

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i think this guy can teach us all a valuable lession about "rolling with the punches"

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer