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My guess = Zoot Suit Riot by the Cherry Poppin' Daddies

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I think that song is the most fun when you sing it in the voice of Fred Schneider from the B-52s. Seriously, try it. I'll wait.

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Dude, that's one of my favorite games. You take any song and sing it in the style of Fred Schneider. Try Stairway to Heaven, too.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I'm going to start judging this bad boy in a couple of hours, so get those entries in now!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #17 - The Great Salsa Riot']

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #17 Male Contraceptive Pill']

First time entering into a contest so I know it's bad.

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It's that time...

First off, let me say that there were some great comics in this contest...in fact, I laughed at almost every one (maybe I'm easily amused).

Anyhoo...because of this, I'm adding another category :

The Hat Trick - 3 comics worthy of mention.
flickguy's [Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: Slow News Day (of the Dead)']
Xuanwu's [Click to view comic: 'FTC #17: New at 11 - Leo Dies! Much Rejoicing!']
IB_XC's [Click to view comic: 'FTC #17: Personally I Don't Mind Them']

And now, the usual awards!

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: Denyer

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #17']
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Most Political

Goes to: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 17 : Journey to the Centre of the Dearth (of comedy)']
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Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: Zaster

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: The Riot Stuff']
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Most Sexual

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: This is Clem Diver, Reporting Live From the Scene']
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The Kaufman - Best Pun

Goes to: no one?!?!?!? Although the [u]titles[/u] of comics by umfum (Riot Here, Riot Now) and Zaster (The Riot Stuff) were very punny. Therefore, you both get the award. Sorta.
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Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: Ewwwww

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Eating Little Children--A Novel by Michael Jackson']
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The Huh? Award - a.k.a. Most Obscure

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: Some Maniac Unearthed Rioting & Fear']
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I Fart In Your General Direction Award (Best Use of Python)

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: The Anthrax Scare']
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The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: ladyjdotnet

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #17 - The Great Salsa Riot']
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Best Title

Goes to: umfumdisi

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: Riot Here, Riot Now']
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Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: mmyers

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 17- I should be allowed to think']
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The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: TheUnoriginalJonny

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #17 Male Contraceptive Pill']
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The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to: no one. Congrats, class! You all get an A+ on your spelling bees!
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Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: EvilZak

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Special Report']
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Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: ObiJo

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: I have a brick in my purse']
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More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: ObiJo

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Not an Entry (NaE)']
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Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: umfumdisi

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: Riot Here, Riot Now']
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Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: UnknownEric

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #17: Blame It On The Gamers']
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Psychic Award

Not exactly like mine, but semi-close...
Goes to: Zaster

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: The Riot Stuff']

My comic was: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #17 : Psychotic Psychic']
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Bonus Award

Goes to: Drefsab

For: The correct answer, Def Leppard's "Run Riot". Way to go Drefsab!
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Creativity Award

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: The Anthrax Scare']
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And finally...I had picked kaufman's homage to Python's Holy Grail for the Zinger, that is until I saw the following entry...

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: TheGovernor

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #17: Gangs of New York']

I don't know why, but that West Side Story thing got me. Creative AND funny. Congrats, Gov...FTC #18 is all yours!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Oops.

Correction to the following award :

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: ObiJo

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'NaE']
laughinginyourface's comic was displayed originally, as that was my original pick for the Less is Good award until I saw ObiJo's. Consider it a runner-up.

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whoa, I won best use of corniness.... I'm not sure whether I should be honored or offended.... Oh well, I'll take it as a compliment since I have no self-esteem :)

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Yes, making people scream in pain at your jokes is a good thing. I enjoy doing so both here and in real life. :)

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My guess = Zoot Suit Riot by the Cherry Poppin' Daddies

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I think that song is the most fun when you sing it in the voice of Fred Schneider from the B-52s. Seriously, try it. I'll wait.

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Dude, that's one of my favorite games. You take any song and sing it in the style of Fred Schneider. Try Stairway to Heaven, too.

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Strangely enough, I'd never thought about doing that with other songs. This has opened up a whole new world of Fred Schneider love for me. At this moment, I'm getting enormous pleasure out of singing "Love me do" a la Fred.

Great contest, Niteowl. Lots o' fun.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Um...yay? Cool. I won more stuff! I like winning stuff! Stuff is good! Damn, I am dying for a kaufman FTC. I'm apparantly obsessed with him, so that probably explains it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I was about to post the comic, "Are you trying to stalk me, Mr. MikeyG?" but then I remembered this is the wrong contest thread.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Okay, I'm officially hurt.

I went through a phase of kaufman-worship-that-bordered-on-stalkerism, and you didn't even bat an eyelash!

I will NOT be ignored!!*

*guess the movie, get a kewpie doll**

**kewpie is actually a registered trademark and thus I cannot actually give one out.

(Dang the non-working font size tags!)

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This is not my empire.

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I will NOT be ignored!!*

*guess the movie, get a kewpie doll**

**kewpie is actually a registered trademark and thus I cannot actually give one out.

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Fatal Attraction.

...say, is this your bunny?

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Be honored. Getting an award is a good thing.

Btw...Since its been a couple of days and TheGov has yet to start up a new FTC, I'm sending him a PM to inform of his victory. If he doesn't get one started by Monday or so, Kaufman gets to take on FTC #18.

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Why thank you, niteowl, I wasn't really expecting anything. Now I can brag that I was the first winner of the Hat Trick Award...errr, a third of it, rather.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

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I will NOT be ignored!!*

*guess the movie, get a kewpie doll**

**kewpie is actually a registered trademark and thus I cannot actually give one out.

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Fatal Attraction.

...say, is this your bunny?

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(I knew it was too easy.)
By the way, have you seen my wabbit, Bugs?

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This is not my empire.

Wow cheers, sorry I was on holiday, will sort out the next FTC soon