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FTC 20: Hanna Over that Barbera! by MikeyG 1-29-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Snickerdoodles means I love you. No, man, that's 'Eep Op Ork Ah Ah'.

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Two thumbs up for the Jetsons reference, Mikey.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC 20: Some like it hot by fzh 1-29-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! What do you mean we'll be using paprika instead of cinnamon?

FTC 20: It makes it sound like we're anally retentive by jes_lawson 1-30-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Phew! I think we lost them! Now, wasn't that fun, Jes? Sure, Spanks, but next time you want to streak at the Superbowl, can we use a less lame codeword for it?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

FTC #20: Exit Wounds by Xuanwu 1-30-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! My rectum sure does bleed a lot these days! You should have chewed your snickerdoodles better!

FTC#20: Eine Kleine Poohumor by UnknownEric 1-30-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Unfortunately, the enema ran out, so it looks like only I will be making snickerdoodles tonight. Bummer.

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I has a flavor!

I KNOW I KNOW IT SUCKS...

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I tried my best... Well not really.

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FTC 20: Marketing GENIUS! by Noodle_Stick 1-30-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! I didnt think you'd come over because of the big marketing job. No prob. Hey, how bout we package Cinnamon, Bits of cookie and almonds? SNICKERDOODL-O'S!

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PRAISE ME! I! AM THE RULER... OF THE UNI- aw damn a dog crapped on my shoe.

FTC #20: Jimmy Dean Brand Snickerdoodles by Xuanwu 1-31-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! I'm going to get the salt, and the pepper, and the flour! And then the sugar, and the eggs, and the butter! And then, I'm going straight for your ass! YEEEEEAAAAA - Wait, what?

FTC #20: One of Life's Great Questions by Xuanwu 1-31-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Snickerdoodles... or death? Um... hot dog?

FTC #20: Are Snickerdoodles Kosher? by Xuanwu 1-31-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Don't you know the Zionists are using snickerdoodles to control the world? Zionists? I thought I was working for the Illuminati!

I'm not sure I approve of this pro-snickerdoodle use of my image. This is the first time I've cracked open an FTC thread and I'm not sure I understand what is going on - but this is funny stuff.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hey Rabid, when ya gonna judge?

FTC 20: Say Hello to Nausea! by MikeyG 1-31-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! You DO realize by snickerdoodles I meant relentless sodomy and sweaty knucklesex, right? What do you think I brought this barrel of garlic-dill hamsters and deep-fried herpes for?

FTC 20: Never say Neverland Again by MikeyG 1-31-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Where are you going, son? Over to Michael Jackson's to make sweet ass-love to young boys...er....I mean snickerdoodles.

FTC 20: What, is he nuts? by MikeyG 1-31-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Ok, we've got all the igredients except the...cashews. God bless you.

FTC 20: Willy or won't he? by MikeyG 1-31-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! We can't make snickerdoodles without snozberries. Did you bring them? Snozberries? Who ever heard of a snozberry?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FTC #20: Post-Traumatic Baking Syndrome by NooniePuuBunny 2-01-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! ...What is that space suit for? Baking cookies isn't exactly rocket science. I'm just making sure. Remember the last time we baked? The quiche exploded and I ended up in Guam with a concussion and a coconut up my rear thrusters.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

FTC #20: Doggie Treats...Made with 100% Real Dog! :) by NooniePuuBunny 2-01-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Well...I didn't have any ginger in my spice rack for the cookie dough...so I improvised... Wait...Isn't "Ginger" the name of his neighbor's dog...? DEAR GOD! WHY DOES THE DOUGH HAVE A COLLAR STICKING OUT OF IT?!?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

In the process of judging. If you have entires left...

TOUGH SHIT!

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Poop.

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: jes_;awson

For the Comic:

FTC 20: It makes it sound like we're anally retentive by jes_lawson 1-30-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Phew! I think we lost them! Now, wasn't that fun, Jes? Sure, Spanks, but next time you want to streak at the Superbowl, can we use a less lame codeword for it?

Most Political

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic:

FTC 20: Dean's List by kaufman 1-27-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! We're gonna make snickerdoodles. Then we'll make cocoacreamies. And we'll make snugglymuffins. We'll make hasturblippies and lalasprinkies! YEAAAAAAAGGGH!

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic:

FTC 20: Hanna Over that Barbera! by MikeyG 1-29-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Snickerdoodles means I love you. No, man, that's 'Eep Op Ork Ah Ah'.

Most Sexual

Goes to: Most of you...

Most Ironic

Goes to: attitudechicka (and only a few know why)

For the Comic:

FTC #20: What Really Happened by attitudechicka 1-28-04

Hey, do you want to come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure, I'll be right over! The snickerdoodles are already done. How about some oral? Chicka warned me about this...

Best Pun

Goes to: ivytheplant

For the Comic:

FTC#20: Snicker That Doodle by ivytheplant 1-28-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! What are you snickering at? Your doodle.

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 20: Never say Neverland Again']

Most Obscure

Goes to: NooniePuuBunny

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #20: Post-Traumatic Baking Syndrome']

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: Xuanwu

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #20: Snickerdoodle Physics']

Best Title

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 20: Hanna Over that Barbera!']

Most Similar

Goes to: ObiJo and ivytheplant

For the Comics: [Click to view comic: 'It's an innie']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC#20: Snicker That Doodle']

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: squishy

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Brought to you by Sprint']

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: Kevn_Keegans_Perm

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Snickerdoodles 3']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 20: Phone-y Baloney']

Psychic Award

Goes to: Noone... I didn't really have a comic in mind for this one. Ok, how about everyone wins!

Creativity Award

Goes to: MikeyG (I dunno, Spanish is creative?)

For the Comic:[Click to view comic: 'FTC 20: Yo no soy Spankalingo']

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: kramer_vs_kramer

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC20: Oodles of Noodle Doodles']

I dunno, even as obvious as that punchline works, I found it the funniest. So hoorah for that and all that. Good job kramer. You'll be needing this stuff:

NEXT HOST:
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Rules
Awards List (Paste at judging)

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Poop.

Huzzizzle I say, huzzizzle.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Creativity Award

Goes to: MikeyG (I dunno, Spanish is creative?)

Not really. I just hope that whoever judges only understands Spanish enough to see 'maricon' and laugh.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Chicka shoulda won, she hit the nail on the head... Owww! =D

I got the award I wanted. It was all a great big inside joke anyway.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Hmm. Bronze. Im moving up in the world.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"