CC 237: Double Bonus Suxor!! by codehappykid 3-24-04

Hello, MikeyG! I have a message for you from one duck to another... Oh, sorry...I meant one FUCK to another! HAHAHA! (This also doubles as the sucky comic for umfum's thingy) Whoa, it's the MATRIX!

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HALPUU!

CC237: Ralph Nadir by kramer_vs_kramer 3-25-04

So I said, "That's no urinal, that's my wife!" HA!!!!!! Holy crap, you rock! I was drinking there, and I just spat it ALL OVER THE PLACE. I thought I told you to fuck off? No amount of sucking up is going to make you seem any less annoying. That may be true, but you'd better think of a joke for this comic or it'll be shown up as a personal attack thinly disguised as a contest entry. Oh.

LOLZ!!!!

CC237: I knew listening to my mother cuss would be useful. by flickguy 3-25-04

Gah! I hate that God-damned, Hell-bound, whore-monging, ring-raping, dick-licking, cock-sucking, mother-fucking, son-of-a-bitching base-born bastard! Wow, I never realized you felt that way about MikeyG. Who's MikeyG?

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This is not my empire.

Insulting MikeyG...

CC 237: Typical Day for MikeyG by Project_Spam 3-25-04

MikeyG, singing one of his favorite songs in his bedroom. o/' I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WOOOORLD! LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S SO FANTASTIC!! YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE...o/' Oh, this is turning me on.. better sing a different song... o/' Like a virgin... (which is what I am)... touch for the very first time! o/' Ooh, yeah, I'm getting turned on again.. Oh wheelchair.. ooh... Oh - Hi dad! How long have you been here? Hmph, I knew you were an accident from the very moment you were conceived. Morons like you should be removed from the gene pool entirely. Dad! *sobs* Why can't my own family accept me???! Waaah! Argh!! For Pete's sake, MikeyG, you are a lamentably naive subhuman and a fiendish, congenitally clueless, tasteless amalgam of dross, drivel and malarkey!!! How else can I get this across to you??

And a terrible comic... (moreso than my others)

Bonus 237: Heinz Ketchup Is Yum-Yum! by Project_Spam 3-25-04

Frogs are green, like a tree Ha ha you look like a rock!!! A bird? Where!? Canada is big, like a tree! I eat cheese like a madman!! Two dollars are my winnings! White like a polar bear! Hi! I'm a mailman... marry me! Let us engage in nuptialls! Only if I turn into a bug will I eat a pest like you thing..

I wonder if possums realizes that kramer's sig changes randomly.

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Poop.

I honestly didn't know that either, but you've given me a new reason to be amused by my refresh button.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I just liked OBEY THE FURBY. That had me in a laugh.

CC237 - Oust him or EDUCATE HIM by kramer_vs_kramer 3-26-04

Oh man! Someone put a red t-shirt in the washing machine with my shirts, and now they've all gone pink! Who would do such a thing? Aha! It was me, Mikey G! I was put on this earth to annoy you. By Jesus himself. Mikey G, I want you to go to Glasgow, and annoy the one they call Kramer vs Kramer. Is this because I didn't see his film? I've not to leave until you see it at least three times and buy the soundtrack album and all the action figures.

Yes , KVK's sig changes randomly, as I found out to my cost :(

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I've decided to extend the contest to Monday morning. Come on, everybody, get your last shots in, because after Monday you won't be able to insult me without me insulting back. Come on, fuckers, bring it on this weekend. Don't be a bunch of mealy-mouthed pussies and HIT ME!

that being said,

kramer vs. kramer, I love you. I'm going to kill you with kindness. And jello.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I refer anyone mentioning Jello to last months Weebl and Bob cartoon featuring the immortal line "Jelly is not Porous"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC 237: MikeyG Meets Wellington McNocock by Rabid_Weasle 3-26-04

Hey, aren't you that Wellington McNocock guy? Why yes, your observation is correct. Haha! You don't have a penis! At least I possess a valid excuse for not being able to please a woman sexually.

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Poop.

Story Time: MikeyG by retard 3-26-04

This happened in 800000000000000 B.C. I was walking down the street one day, counting all of the ugly people I saw. Then, out of the darkness came MikeyG. He was wearing live woodchucks! I twas all: one of those is not a woodchuck! one's an over-sized hampster! Well, Mikey was so angry that he ripped off his massive boner and threw it at me! I dodged it and it hit and blew up a blimp. The blimp was full of honour students, cripples, puppies, and three old ladies. MikeyG was sent to jail and was anal sexed countless times! I thought it was funny. So I went: huh! huh! huh! But since MikeyG had super ultra hearing caused by gamma rays, he heard me all the way from Rhode Island. So he digged his way out of jail and came to take revenge on me! He knocked on my door. I used my x-ray vision to look through the door. The only problem was that I didn't have x-ray vision. But I tried too hard and my eyes popped out. MikeyG laughed, raped me, then went on his way. (MikeyG sucks elephant wang and then washes it down with elephant dong)

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America's favorite little pyromaniac.

There's no way I could top Retard's entry

CC 237: How Could You?!? by AtheistDiary 3-26-04

*clears throat* MikeyG you are the lowest form of cum hamper! You're the poster child for dingleberry sandwhiches! You huff gopher farts & sniff your own vagina! What do you think about that!? Crotch crickets. Fuck, dude. You really hurt my feelings sometimes.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

possums has won the BONUS bad comic contest for "The Foot of Gloot." It's closest to what I had in mind when I came up with the idea. possums has already been given his reward. So watch for something new coming soon to RMDC.

This judgment is separate from Mikey's contest. I think he said he's judging on Monday.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Yes the n00b contest is up in RMDC, so I advise those with 50 comics and under to join and all my senile homeboys to check it out.

By the way... I think I'm going to assemble a panel for judging compiled of my favorite veteran strippers.

Except, shouldn't possums have put it here instead of in RMDC? Was that for the sake of exposure? (If so, if no one objects, I'll shift that thread over here after some time passes.)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Good idea. All comic competitions should be in 'Comic Competitions', except for maybe the SCBR.

I'll be judging THIS contest somewhere around 4PM EST, which to anyone else, is about 5 hours from now.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

CC 237: Ask the audience about Mikey G. by jes_lawson 3-29-04

My friend Scott set fire to his own testicles once, but that's nothing compared to how much of a quarter-witted Godfucker Mikey G is. I for one think Mikey's a fucking legend. God bless ya son, all of the boys down at the Hoboken, NJ Gay Firemen's Social Club love ya, big fella. Like the man in the combats said, G's a total Godfucker. And am I still sore, boy howdy! Arse-rendering little bitch-bastard...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

late entry by Halcyon:

CC237: Getting to Know You by Halcyon 3-29-04

I actually know very little about MikeyG... Well, I'm a man of varied tastes. For instance, my vagina tastes a little like kelp, my anus something similar to riccota, and generally by noon my hands are a combination of those and a little WD-40. ...Though probably erudite and sophisticated in his own way... Actually, I've become quite fascinated with Victorian era apparatus. I must spend 18 hours a day testing my rebuilt 'Chattanooga' and my replica "George Taylor manipulator'. I am left to wonder about the time I found him trying to mount that anvil... If it's big and hard, you better believe I'm gonna be on top of it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Well, I'm guessing Sir Umfum thought that most n00bs would look in RMDC.

am i still in time?

CC 237 - Tick tick tick tac by Melkor 3-29-04

StripCreator, like anywhere else, can have its head up its ass, too. People here rate me bad even though they know I'm funny How come? I'm just obnoxious, so they can't bring themselves to be objective. Well, the real reason is that we thing you're a few sticks short of bundle What? I'm as sane as the next man! My mind works like a clock! Yes, and like a clock, it regularly goes cuckoo

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Well, I'm guessing Sir Umfum thought that most n00bs would look in RMDC.

I think there are enough contests going on here to confuse a space monkey. Unless it violates some quantum rule of stripcreator, please leave the n00b contest in RMDC.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

And now, for the moment you've all been waiting for:

The final decision!

This was tough as hell, let me tell you. ALL of you (except possums, of course) put in some sweet entries. You all were awesome for the amount of interest you put into this contest.

[b]Honorable mentions:
jes_lawson
AthiestDiary
Rabid_Weasle
fzh
flickguy
Mathcbook_Romance
niteowl
BigEvilDan
NeoVid
possums[/b]

I wish there was a way I could give a prize to everyone of the people I list, because you guys really made GOOD comics.

The race was pretty much between these folks:

[color=green]kaufman
kramer vs. kramer
Ewwwww
Kevin_Keegans_Perm
boinky33
retard[/color]

And the winner is....

boinky33!

I couldn't decide between retard, boinky33, and kaufman at the end, but I decided to give it to boinky because he kind of democratically wins.

Thanks to everyone for some truly funny comics.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.