My feeble attempt... by NooniePuuBunny 4-07-04

I like big butts I cannot lie...you other brothers can't deny... Crack is whack!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

CC #239 -- "DOCTOR, DOCTOR" by The Thompson Twins by biped 4-08-04

Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning! WHOA!!! OH!!! Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling? No...you're burning because you're on fire. Here, I'll write you a prescription for some water.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The end is, still, nigh. by heflugin 4-07-04

Damn it, 3 administrations and still waiting. . . . What ever happened to patriotism . . .

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

P.S. - That comic I posted seemingly at random is actually comic #222222

Anyway, here are some more entries:

CC 239: Corrosion of Conformity's "Clean My Wounds" 1 by MikeyG 4-07-04

I see the world throught bloodshot eyes Streets filled with blood from distant lies The dogs of war never compromise, Well, I don't agree with that.

CC 239: Corrosion of Conformity's "Clean My Wounds" 2 by MikeyG 4-07-04

No time for rearranging help me jesus , help me clean my wounds Yuck! Clean them yourself! He said he cannot heal that kind I never learned any healing spells.

CC 239: Corrosion of Conformity's "Clean My Wounds" 3 by MikeyG 4-07-04

Bleeding soul becomes a bitter mind Oh...you said SOUL. I thought you said Sole. I'm so bitter. He said it happens every time... I swear, this has NEVER happened before! That's okay. I'm a big...*snicker* ...softie when it comes to performance anxiety. Knock it down!

Big Daddy Kane's - Pimpin' Ain't Easy by MikeyG 4-08-04

Nah, muhfukka, it ain't.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

CC 239: Michael Jackson's "Thriller" by boinky33 4-08-04

CC239: Yet another side of Bob Dylan... by UnknownEric 4-08-04

Mr. Dylan, we'd like to talk to you about a murder case we're investigating... It ain't me, babe! Excuse me? No, no, no! It ain't me, babe. Gosh, I'm sorry. It ain't me you're looking for, babe.

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I has a flavor!

CC 239 : Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast by niteowl 4-08-04

666! The Number of the Beast! Hell and fire was spawned to be released! OH YEAH! Work it! I said, WORK IT GIRLFRIEND! Torches blazed an-

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

CC 239 : In The Mood by niteowl 4-08-04

Ooh, you drive me crazy...Baby, you're the one. I just want to rock-and-roll you woman, until the night is gone. Who says quoting lyrics from a Rush song won't get you laid? Hey baby, it's a quarter to eight...I feel I'm in the mood! This guy is dreamy!

CC 239 : King's X - Six Broken Soldiers by niteowl 4-08-04

I've got six broken soldiers in the trunk of my car... Two of them speak... Four go to bars. When is this fool gonna let us out of here? When those other 4 pricks sober up.

CC 239 : Descendents - Weinerschnitzel by niteowl 4-08-04

Welcome to Der Weinerschnitzel, may I take your order please? Yeah, I want 2 large Cokes, 2 large fries... ...Chili-cheese dog, large Dr. Pepper, Super Deluxe with cheese and tomato. You want BILL sperm with that? NO! I'll take Monica's blue dress though.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I'm getting all noonie over that one.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC 239: La Marseillaise (Une) by umfumdisi 4-07-04

Arise children Allons enfants de la Patrie, Allons enfants de la Patrie, of the Fatherland, Allons enfants de la Patrie, Allons enfants de la Patrie, The day of glory has arrived! Le jour de gloire est arrivé! Le jour de gloire est arrivé!

CC 239: La Marseillaise (Deux) by umfumdisi 4-07-04

Against us tyranny's Contre nous de la tyrannie, Contre nous de la tyrannie, Bloody standard is raised! L'étendard sanglant est levé! Bloody standard is rais!ed L'étendard sanglant est levé!

CC 239: La Marseillaise (Trois) by umfumdisi 4-07-04

Can you hear in the fields... Entendez-vous dans les campagnes... The howling of Mugir ces féroces soldats? Ow-oooooooooooh! these fearsome soldiers? Ow-oooooooooooh! Ow-ooooooh-la-la!

CC 239: Le Marseillaise (Quatre) by umfumdisi 4-07-04

They are coming into our midst Ils viennent jusque dans nos bras To cut the throats of your sons Egorger nos fils Sacre Merde! ...and consorts! ...et nos compagnes! What's a consort?

Sorry for the earlier bad post. The third comic was the only one with any (sort of) punchline.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 239: RUSH sings my theme song by umfumdisi 4-08-04

Age 18: "I looked in the mirror today." Age 26: "My eyes just didn't seem so bright." Age 32: I've lost a few more hairs... I think I'm going bald!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Smoke Two Joints -Sublime by fzh 4-09-04

She was living in a single room with three other individuals One of them was a male and the other two well the other two were females

Smoke Two Joints -Sublime by fzh 4-09-04

God only knows what they were up to in there And furthermore Suzan I wouldn't be surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes...reefers.

Smoke Two Joints -Sublime by fzh 4-09-04

I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon

Smoke Two Joints -Sublime by fzh 4-09-04

It makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace and two in time of war

Smoke Two Joints -Sublime by fzh 4-09-04

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints and then I smoke two more

Smoke Two Joints -Sublime by fzh 4-09-04

Smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died, toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia

Smoke Two Joints -Sublime by fzh 4-09-04

Daddy he once told me son you be hard workin' man And Momma she once told me son you do the best you can But then one day I met a man

Smoke Two Joints -Sublime by fzh 4-09-04

who came to me and said Hard work good and hard work fine but first take care of head head?

Smoke Two Joints -Sublime by fzh 4-09-04

Whoa, rock me tonight Whoa-oh, jah sake, Whoa-ohh

Mad World #1 by TheGovernor 4-09-04

All around me are familiar faces Worn out places Worn out faces

Mad World #2 by TheGovernor 4-09-04

Bright and Early for the Daily Races Trust me Im 2-1 favourite Going Nowhere Hasn't the race already started? Erm... Going Nowhere Ohh Crap!

Mad World #3 by TheGovernor 4-09-04

Their tears are filling up their glasses Bloody Horse, I lost Five Hundred Quid No expression No expression