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possums FERN DESTROYER
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shut up, boinky.
Who's the leader of the tribe that's made for you and me?
NooniePuuBunny Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space
Who cares. You were voted off the island a long time ago for feeding the chicken 23 cases of great northern beans.
Why is it that when you're in a dream completely naked, no one notices?
---I will rate you hard, and unendingly.
umfumdisi Forum comment:
For the opposite reason that when you dream you're in your underwear, everyone notices.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
---Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years
AtheistDiary Anal sex is a big pain in the ass.
Mr. Ed's butthole.
Why do ferrets make Boinky horny?
---"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)
crabby I have an awesome avatar.
Boinky loves god creatures. DUNG!
Have you ever killed a man for the sole purpose of consuming his soul in the hopes that it will allow you to live an extra 45 minutes?
MikeyG Shoots the shit and often misses
No, because then the ferrets would stop barking.
Bah weep grah nah weep ninnybon?
---The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, MOTHERFUCKER!
What was I gunna say again?
You were just telling me how my man-love was the best thing brad has ever tasted.
You think you tough, son?
Yes I think I'm tough, and I'll plant my boot halfway up your ass to prove it! ...And don't call me "Son".
African or European?
Sorry, I don't swing that way.
What's Brad's gay lover's middle name?
Ewwwww Dickmouth.
BigEvilDan
What was the only nude scene James Garner ever did?
---"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.
biped Mr. Wonderful
It was when Peter North fucked him in the ass during the shower scene in "Rambone XIII: The Great Ass-cape."
Is Brad really gayer than Hulk Hogan?
---Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
Nothing is gayer than Hulk Hogan ... except maybe for the Cubs *slate slate*
Can I get an ass sandwhich to go, please?
Sure, but we have to give you extra mayo.
Luis Buñuel or David Lynch?
Both give me gas.
How many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
6.
Why are older woman so arroused by chest hair?
Because hairless men remind them of the time they wrestled naked, greasy Greek boys in crabby's basement.
Che Geuvara or Emo Phillips, and why?
Che Guevara, because he at least has the decency to be dead.
What did the big Klingon say to the little Klingon?
De' DamaSbogh!
(We'd better get something to CLING ON)
Why do so many wimpy-looking bald men wear red-tinted sunglasses?
kaufman Director of Cats
You've got the question bass-ackwards. The red sunglasses make it look like the bald fellows are moving away from you rapidly (think Doppler effect), which of course conveys the idea that they are wimps. The blue-shaded ones look he-manish.
Where is the Strait of Juan de Fuca?
---ken.kaufman@gmail.com
Up Mikey's ass, where you can also find scenic Colonopia and rural Analbama.
Who is Ate de Jong? (use imdb if you need to)
Brother to Ate de Dong, and fuck imdb.
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, kaufman's near?
Because they want to get at his pecker.
How do you pronounce Ate de Jong?
Ate de Jong.
What is it about nesting dolls that makes them so damn sexy?
The same thing that makes Marv Albert so mysteriously alluring.
Um, can I bum a cigarette?
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