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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

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cute eyes. I'm just sayin...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Kitty, that hair looks really good on you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Its a lot longer than it looks. Its also more colours than you can see.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I like it down like that, and you have really pretty eyes.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Those eye brows are fantastic as well.

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Menthol?

Dibs on the nose!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I call the nicely painted finger nails.

Nice ceiling.

Looks like I got the forehead...

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I has a flavor!

There's some kind of black bit in the background. I guess I'll take that. I hope it's a clock. I really need a clock.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Its a picture frame that, quite coincidentally, holds my grad picture.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Dibs on the eyelashes!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Bart says 100% true.

that's not going down. That's called flossing.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

So who's going down on me AFTER supper? Bart, Ivy, or Spankling? I'm hoping you guys wrestle naked to a draw for it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Its a picture frame that, quite coincidentally, holds my grad picture.

Allright, I'll take it. Maybe I'll cut out my grad pic and paste us together like we were hanging out...and maybe I can put a clock in it.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Wrestling naked with Bart could get DFS on my tail and I'm not sure I could wrestle naked with Spankling and still retain my soul.

Sounds like the only solution is for you and I to wrestle naked. Really, that's the only solution. Totally.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Damn.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

When and where?

Since I got cut out of the match I guess I'll take bets. 3-1 odds in favor of Ivy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet