You DEFINATELY need to learn how to spell, dumbass.

Hey, you'd better get busy-- you have seventeen more constitutional amendments to do!

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Ah, making fun of spelling:
The calling card of assholes.

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You DEFINATELY need to learn how to spell, dumbass.

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And if you are going to tell someone "they" need to definitely learn how to spell, you should

A. Read the preceding post, which would show you that I am goofing on the poster for misspelling DEFINITELY

B. Consult any basic grammar text, which would tell you that , "If you are going to tell someone they definitely need to learn how to spell" is bad grammar.

Now go back and reread the first sentence. See how I'm goofing on you by using the same bad grammar? Dumbass.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Well, you're through.
Soon everyone will hate you.
I've seen it happen before.

Shame we can't just vote CHUBBY off the island.

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What others say about boorite!

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A. Read the preceding post, which would show you that I am goofing on the poster for misspelling DEFINITELY

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Who are you to tell anybody to shut up, Mr.
Non-Donor, whose idea of a comic is cutting and pasting constitutional amendments?

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Actually the idea of those comics was to get me a grade in history you cunt. You are about as funny as Latios or SVcomics. At least people like my comics unlike your's which are hated by all.

PS: I will donate when Brad gives me oral.

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Boinky--
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. When you enter the real world, Boink my boy, you'll find that spelling and grammar are unimportant. What's important is the affirmation of your fellow losers,
which as a friendless lad in H.S. you can't get from your peers so you find some on the internet, where you build up your own ego by
trying to tear down the egos of your
superiors.

I was just minding my own beeswax, doing my little strips, not bothering anybody when you and your pussy posse smelled fresh blood and descended upon me like a pack of laughing hyenas. You pm me, you answer all my posts on other forums, you make unsolicited and unwarranted criticisms, you're obssessed with me. I just hope and pray that when your pals fuck you up the ass, they at least have the courtesy to give you a reach-around.

Here on SC, I have found the most talented people are also the most gracious, and the least talented spend most of the time looking for new meat. I don't spend a lot of time reading other comics. I have a few faves and now and again something catches my eye, and I have been trying to encourage and foster talent where I see it. The other thing that I do when people make asinine comments about me is I go look at their comics because I assume they must be so wicked scary great. They rarely are! Color me surprised! And guess what-- those who dish it out the most are the least able to take it!
Shocker! And when one posts a measured, considered, well-written reply, the response is always "you definately need too shut up"-- witty banter directly stolen, I might add, from the Algonquin Round Table.

Maybe if you spent less time tearing down others and more working on your craft, you'd be funny. Though I doubt it. Or you could
read a newspaper once in awhile, or even a book, or maybe actually go out and get some life experience. I don't hate you son, I feel nothing but pity for your kind.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

above: statement of a cunt

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I rest my case.

I wish I'd've said that-- everybody's repeating it around the club.

What kind of homework is that-- cutting and pasting constitutional amendments into comic strips? Did you have to use the internet, or would the Sunday funnies.

Biped, biped, biped.... my sweet, funny biped--If you look at the time of my post and the time of the post directly above it, you will see that they are the same time. A brighter fellow might have extrapolated that the other post went in a few seconds before mine, and since mine was posted to the next page, I was unaware of this. Dumbass. In any event, you might want to actually read the thread before you jump in with your moronic comments Dumbass. And your grammar is stil bad. Dumbass.

Boinky-- my name is slang for an erection?
Duh! And here I thought all our screen names had to be the opposite of what we are, like biped.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Oh well. At least I am not a cunt like you.

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Sigh.

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Boinky--
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

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Boinky--
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. When you enter the real world, Boink my boy, you'll find that spelling and grammar are unimportant.

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So what are you saying-- you won't give boinky33 a reacharound?

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

You are the one who rates people bad if they say something bad about your comics. You are just a stupid fucking cunt who has no funny ideas what-so-fucking-ever. I seriously would rather read sprite comics than your pieces of shit. So as I have stated before: YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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And such an eloquent statement it is. From now on, just cut and paste all your replies. You just say the same thing over and over anyway and I'd hate to see you get carpal tunnel syndrome from typing "cunt" too many times.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Very true. My mother and I are the only ones in my family who is able to spell properly. Then again, my grandparents, uncles, aunts, and cousins didn't really need to spell "definitely" correctly to get their PhDs. And mom certainly didn't need to spell it properly to land her Master's and a cushy government job.

"Assumption, my dear Tick, is the mother of all fuck-ups." - Marion, Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Wow. That last line is eerily close to what my Crazy Ex-Neighbor is always spouting.

Oh yeah, since you're crusading to uphold high standards of education, it's "obsessed."

I hope I'm not one of the most talented, because I'm certainly not feeling at all gracious. I would hate to throw a wrench in your gross generalization.

And we all should be grateful that you've taken this sacred duty upon yourself to better the world.

Personally, if someone tries to encourage and foster my talent I tell them to fuck off. Especially if it involves online comic strips with mix-and-match characters. A lot of us don't use SC as our sole source of creative outlet. Ranger has his music, mmyers has his acting, I have my writing and cat-herding, boorite has his computer thingy, etc. Foster someone's talent in an area that's liable to actually pay off someday and then I might be impressed.

Don't challenge me. I wasted my entire Halloween being driven around Denver by friends so we could go see some sort of clever, scathing political Halloween play. It was about as clever as flaming dog poo and wasn't so much scathing as it was beating a dead fish with a steamroller. You would have loved it.

LOLOMG WTF!!? ur liek sooooo rong!!1! u need 2 shut teh f*ck up!!!111!

Maybe if you spent less time using the same old tired routine and more time exploring new avenues for your "craft" (I can't believe you used that word), you'd be funny too. Rodney Dangerfield couldn't let go of his single tired old routine and he ceased being funny decades ago.

I have no love of the current administration, but the constant lambasting of one side by another makes me more sympathetic to the side being lambasted. And these days, I'm getting ready to side with the terrorists. At least they have an agenda that doesn't whine, manipulate, or otherwise bitch and moan about how the other side is like sooooo mean and wrong!

"Assumption, my dear Tick, is the mother of all fuck-ups." - Marion, Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

I hate condescending bastards. They're right up on my list of people to exterminate when I take over. They try to be Concerned For Others and Make The World A Better Place, but all that really happens is the receiving end becomes bitter with smoldering rage and eventually things are much worse.

That's my $1 (inflation) on all this and I am all aquiver with seeing the reply. /sarcasm

If Tobor doesn't have to, I don't have to.

Funny you should mention repetition, because I just read some of your comics.

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My grammar is stil bad? Oh, no! My grammar is stil bad!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Funny you should mention repetition, because I just read some of your comics.

Chubbster, you're digging yourself a hell of a hole and I hate to see someone trying to climb out of a 50-footer. Move on (.org?). There's nothing to see in this thread.

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I has a flavor!

Fuck you cunts! Oh, so sorry. I was channeling Jesussandwich.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

At least I am funny.

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