Hanukkah has barely begun and my list already has some items taken care of.

[i]1. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (Xbox).
2. Armed & Dangerous (Xbox).[/i]

Change to PC format and add San Andreas

3. My Xbox off of layaway.

Don't need the Xbox since I'm getting a PC instead. Just for the updated system software of course. My Mac is still my main computer.

8. An MP3 player.

Bought one for myself the other day from Woot.

12. Sex. Lots and lots of it.

Still more empty promises.

mmyers, I found Neverwhere at Best Buy and got it with those stupid $1 coupons I collected from McDonald's.

I also found the full length version of Reefer Madness, the funniest anti-pot movie ever made. And Mega Bloks had a flash of brilliance and made a Star Trek Enterprise building set and a building set with evil pirate skeletons.

Who needs food when you have Legos?

Here's my list:

DEWALT tool kit
Palm Tungsten C or Trio 650
George Bush impeached

a short of which I'll get none.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I want a rock & roll gunbunny.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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mmyers, I found Neverwhere at Best Buy and got it with those stupid $1 coupons I collected from McDonald's.

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I'd like an NHL season, thanks.

(You listening, Bettman and Goodenow?)

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I has a flavor!

I'd like an AARP SEASON LOLLOLOLMAOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLLOL

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

My very own superconducting supercollider.

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My own private parallel universe where everyone's a hot chick except me, and they're all totally into me.

Oh, and they don't have diseases.

Except nymphomania.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

1. Get my chain out of pawn.
2. Get my eye-sight back.
3. Shave my palms.

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I'd like an NHL season, thanks.

(You listening, Bettman and Goodenow?)

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UnknownEric takes it in the butt!!!!!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

UE, I had no idea you were an NHL fan. niteowl and I have been bitching about it for a few weeks now (Sad, but true).

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Isn't everyone?

CC 104: As seen at a recent Flyers-Rangers game by kaufman 3-06-02

Just my luck. We would have to be on a fucking power play.

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1. Get my chain out of pawn.
2. Get my eye-sight back.
3. Shave my palms.

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Yep, I grew up in Buffalo, NY (also known as Lower Ontario). It's all but required that you become a die-hard hockey fan when you live there. I did somehow manage to avoid becoming a Tragically Hip fan, though...

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I has a flavor!

Nothing too much ...[list=1][*]A good new job in the DC area
[*]A braaaaand new car!
[*]I need some new clothes, won't bore you with the details
[*]Festival Express on DVD
[*]Peace on earth
[*]A Blue Ribbon Qualification
[*]Fun new games
[*]DSL at home
[*]Good health for me, my family and friends
[*]You all to enjoy my comics

And last but not least ...

[*]A firehose to blast everyone in the FGH "Ohio" thread with.[/list]

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[*]A firehose to blast everyone in the FGH "Ohio" thread with.[/list]

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ah i am hosed

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Kaufman, I can hook you up with a brand new 2005 Ford Mustang GT dawg.

Hoser.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.