Something old (although I'm not sure if it's really compliant)...

Love, from a different perspective by niteowl 3-30-04

I've had enough of you humans and your sick, twisted sex games. It pains me when you do your thing. My poor, poor springs ache. CONSTANTLY. And all the jokes about your lover sleeping in the wet spot...not funny, because I have to deal with that sticky crap all night too! But nooo, you don't care about that. I'm just a rickety old bed. What about my feelings huh? WHAT ABOUT ME, YOU DIRTY BITCHES?

And something new...

CC 270 : The Relationship Killer by niteowl 12-25-04

7:00am You're at the computer already?? I'm trying to come up with a good comic for the new contest at Stripcreator. 11:00pm Are you ever going to get off that damn computer? Maybe you should marry it. Nag, nag, nag. Sheesh. Fuck this, I'm breaking up with you. Wait, wait! I think I've got a good idea brewing here!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Getting some last minute entries in...

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

An unexpected visit (Attention whore 63) by lukket 12-26-04

Story so far: Brunette has told Blue that Blonde has been with Red, but Blue want to hear it from Blonde, whom he's in love with I'll be with you in a moment! I wish! Blue! What a surprise - come on in! Did you expect someone else? Oh damn! He's at Blonde's house. I must act fast!

Now what? (Attention whore 64) by lukket 12-26-04

I'm glad to see you again. Nice to see you too. Listen, I have something I want to tell you. Go on. Come in and let's talk. We have a lot to talk about! Thank you. It's kinda cold out here. I just got a brilliant idea!

What brunette said (Attention whore 65) by lukket 12-26-04

Brunette makes a call Hello this is Brunette. What colour is your phone? yeah? Wouldn't it be better if it was blue? Do you have any interest in Red by the way? ... ok... great.... is Blue at your place now? OK. I'll let you two alone then. Bye! He will be mine!

What blue heard (Attention Whore 66) by lukket 12-26-04

Blonde has to answer a call... Hi Brunette... Red! Yeah. Blue? Are you kidding me!? No. He's all yours if you want him! Yes, Blue's here. Thanks. Bye! That was Brunette. She... You don't need to explain. See you around!

Love stinks (Attention Whore 67) by lukket 12-26-04

Hey! What happened to Blue? Love stinks! Life stinks. I want out Ha! My plan worked. Hey! Where's Blue going?

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Last call for comics! Judging will be sometime probably at 9:00 CST.

Oscar Mayer Porn by Horrorshow 12-27-04

I just love those weiners. Me too. I love to have a long hot one in my mouth. I know what you mean. I could gobble weiners all night long. Eating ain't cheating, as my mother always said. We are talking about hot dogs, right? Uh, sure.

lol ^

Well I forgot to make a new strip and as it is Tuesday night my time, I think it would be unfair to enter at this late stage. Also, I'm a lazy fuck.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Okay, I'm sorry about the late judging. I'm glad I had such a great turn out for my second Comic Competition. Well, here are the winners:

The "Most Sexual" Award goes to: Horrorshow
For the comic Oscar Mayer Porn

Biggest Use of Rules Award goes to: boinky33
For The Pages of archived comics he submitted, however, my favorite was robot love

The "WTF" Award goes to: biped
For the comic Happy Stupid Dragon Love

The "Truth" Award ends in a tie, and goes to: crabby and mmyers
For their submitted series. I can't tell you how closely these comics resembled some of my real life situations.

The Award for the "Comic Most Appealing to Nerds" goest to: Kaufman
For the comic: At the Superheroes' Reunion

The Best Archived Strip Award goes to: TheGovernor
For the comic: Beginnings #1

The Best Archived Series Award goes to: areallystupidguy
For the Sam has Relationship Problems series

And finally, the award for the BEST COMIC IN CC 270 goes to: Inflatable_Man
For his comics: The Sword is Double-Edged! 1&2
http://www.stripcreator.com/images/kaddar2/geek-cripple-r.gif

There were a lot of funny comics here, I wish I coulda given em all awards, but eh, I'm tired. I'll see all of ya in Inflate's CC 271

Whoop! Awesome. But now I actually have to use my head and think of a clever CC...

271 should be up before alcoholics have lunch. Which is 3pm I'd say.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.