I know a Breezy. Good friend of mine but she's incredibly fucking nuts.

Maybe it's the name.

Aming the stupidest things ever done: "Naming your child Breezy."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i would have rocked your world

quote:

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Mandingo,

Puh-leez. I've no need to plagiarize; I take directly from life. And, if otherwise, I invariably cite my sources.

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--pg 137, 'atlas shrugged'

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what if nigger meant kite

i would have rocked your world

quote:

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Mandingo,

Puh-leez. I've no need to plagiarize; I take directly from life. And, if otherwise, I invariably cite my sources.

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--pg 137, 'atlas shrugged'

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It was page 134, actually.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Are you two running some kind of post relay in the forums?

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Dad was flammable

I honestly don't know. I think it's like a Batman and Joker thing where neither one of us can let the other have the last word. We're sick, I tell you, and in need of therapy.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

its our mating ritual and boiled chicken our aphrodesiac. (join us and you can apply the oil)

honestly i think HC and I just happen to have about the same sense of humor, so we have fun not taking any thread too seriously.

god forbid someone you know dies and you talk about it here. i'd feel bad the next day about my posts, but like a complete asshole about the photoshopping

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what if nigger meant kite

Serious commentary just seems incredibly out of place here.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

still i have the right to know if its over

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what if nigger meant kite

No you don't, thanks to the Patriot Act. And now some people are probably beginning to think the stupidest thing they ever did was to allow us to live.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

There's a stripcreator chat here and a whole variety of instant message clients out there that allow you to chat to other people in real time. They've been around for years, actually.

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Dad was flammable

That does me little good. I post at work, and chatrooms/programs are strictly prohibited. They have software running on the network to seek out such things and lock down the computer if it detects them.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That's the poular JoyBuster(R) enterprise backend. Deployed alongside SoulCrusher(TM) at the desktop, companies have been able to bring HR legal fees to an all-time low at the acceptable expense of employee morale.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

when it comes to netiquette i always consider who ever started a thread to be its owner. if they were ever to ask me to stop doing whatever i'm doing in their thread, id respect that and stop. if they never say anything, i assume their like me and don't care one way or the other, and so i treat them just like anyone else there

personally, i've never had to ask anyone to stop anything in one of my thread topics and I probably never will. the only scenario i can even think of where i would is if someone comes in and tries to dictate how others should talk and people start conforming. other than that you can do anything in one of my threads (including hadcuffing not_not_moderator_not_scyess to the bed spread eagle and sending in ecstasy terry). i especially welcome off topic humor. like HC said earlier, 'Serious commentary just seems incredibly out of place here.' thats not to say you cant have a serious discussion just that a peppering of humor almost always seems apropriate

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what if nigger meant kite

That's the poular JoyBuster(R) enterprise backend. Deployed alongside SoulCrusher(TM) at the desktop, companies have been able to bring HR legal fees to an all-time low at the acceptable expense of employee morale.

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That's the military for you.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Put a package of bread on the stove and lit it. I said" I think the bread is on fire"

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"These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty"

What this thread needs is some more posts about boiled chicken or something.

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Dad was flammable

Umm... having nuptials with boiled chicken works for you then? Cos I've got one right here. Say the word.

It's a 136-way tie between all my comics.

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Legalize Love!

The Great Hazunda, Lord of Boiled Chicken heeds not your sarcasm.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Actually Kajun, what mandingo and HC are doing is okay. This is probably the stupidest thing they've ever done.

just wait. someday this bald head donut lover will get a job at a nuclear power plant and then the shit will really hit the coolant fan

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what if nigger meant kite

The stupidest thing I ever did, Kajun, was actually care about the opinion of someone whom I will never meet, has no bearing on my life, and as far as I'm concerned only exists on the internet.

I made that mistake once, and after I realized how stupid it was I never made it again.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

cancel christmas

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what if nigger meant kite

cancel christmas

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Like I care. I'm in Kuwait until next February. What am I gonna do, decorate a camel?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I inhaled potentially toxic mold today.

But that's not the stupidest thing I've ever done. Even if it is connected to Wal-Mart.

Not the most painful either. That involved a failed attempt at a Kama...er...nevermind.