I have no idea what use I have for kangaroo body guards, but okay.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

We need more power, Cap'n! by BigEvilDan 10-01-01

Did you see Tobor? He looked pretty excited. Yeah. But he didn't go for us, and there's nobody else in the office. I wonder who he's going fo-- BZZT! Fuck, he did it again. You get the candles, I'll get Tobor out of the electrical socket.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Heres why you need kangaroo body guards by crabby 10-01-01

I am SO hot! Would you like to pet my pussy?

Tobor Physics - Guest Starring the Asian Girls by BigEvilDan 10-01-01

This comic was deemed "too funny" by the Strip Creator Ratings Board. It has been censored to prevent laughter-related injuries.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Since when do I say this?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You say it all the time in my strips.

That should cover his weekend.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I saw this coming a mile off. Still made me laugh though.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Dr Nemo or Captain Suess by NastyPope 10-01-01

Blue Fish, Red Fish.... Two Fish... Dead Fish.

I made this before I read the others..... honest.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

I'm Floundering for Good Ideas..... by NastyPope 10-01-01

Ya Know, Margret, your pussy kinda tastes like..... Don't you say another word.

I'm so sorry for this one.. I really really am, I am soooo very very... oh fuck it. no im not.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Here's another really obvious one that everybody could see strolling down Main Street from a mile away:

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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Here's another really obvious one that everybody could see strolling down Main Street from a mile away:

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Strolling through the city at Night by ObiJo 10-02-01

Why are you hiding behind that building, Tobor? I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MUGGER!!!

Great art, DexX!

I don't know who I'm gonna by a beer for first when we finally have a stripper meet: Brad, DexX, or myself so I can stomach being around you people.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Now we need everyone's eyes for the black background. Tobor eyes, and kaufman eyes, and Dr. Pedantic eyes... everyone's eyes, all at the right height. The possibilities are endless.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Untitled by ObiJo 10-02-01

Well, golly, I don't know. I kinda always thought I was only supposed to do that with girls. Why not try it out a couple hundred times and see if you like it? BAT SIGNAL! We'll talk in the car.

Cool idea. Maybe the eyes and teeth for the scientist character.

Look like the Cheshire Cat. :)

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Benny by ObiJo 10-02-01

Seen Benny? You haven't heard? Heard what? Benny evolved legs this morning and walked right out of the ocean. He's calling himself Lungfish now. WoW I know. Everyone's talking about it.

One day I will create a new character song to express my joy at seeing them.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Here's another really obvious one that everybody could see strolling down Main Street from a mile away:

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I caught the satellite image as it crossed the atlantic.

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Untitled by ObiJo 10-02-01

Jesus! I've gotta work fast if I'm gonna get this strip painted by sunrise!

Last one till the revolution.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Look Before You Leap by kaufman 10-02-01

Here lies Edward Arthur McTeering, who warns, "Make sure your instructor ain't hard of hearing." I always wonder about the stories behind some of these epitaphs ... All right, here's your flashback: Ready for your first jump? I think so, but please give me the sturdiest parachute you've got. I ... SAID ... PARACHUTE! ... NOT ... PAIR ... OF ... SHOES!!!!

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Billy, did you leave the zebra under the microscope again? by kaufman 10-02-01

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Mishap on the Set by itsclark 10-02-01

What does this do, Mr. Wizard? Why, its a gravitronic polarization filter, Gia. Come on! let me show you how it works. *KOOOOOooooossshhh!!* Drat. Slight power failure. We'll have it fixed in a jiffy. There now; no worries! Um, Gia?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

You know the thing I just realized? That black background has now effectively eliminated the requirement that a strip must be 3 panels. We can now do one or two panel strips and just throw black backgrounds in to compensate.

Very nice.

Mad by ObiJo 10-02-01

You ever think the apocalypse is upon us? YES!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Blatantly ripping off ObiJo's "mad" by kaufman 10-02-01

Told you!

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Good,cuz I had the urge to do the following since I saw your 10X Zebra.

Smiling Hockey Player by ObiJo 10-02-01

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.