[Click to view comic: 'The boorite Cometh 4']

The new Mustang is one of the only Mustangs I actually like the look of. However, if they're bringing back the Challenger? That would kick some SERIOUS ass.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

[Click to view comic: 'The boorite Drinketh']

The new Mustang is one of the only Mustangs I actually like the look of. However, if they're bringing back the Challenger? That would kick some SERIOUS ass.

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It'll probably end up being a big ugly piece of junk like the new Chargers are.

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Poop.

The new Chargers ARE ugly pieces of junk. It's a 300C with a Dodge fascia and badging. Leave it to the unimaginitive Chrylser engineers to take a classic muscle car and make it a piece of shit 4-door. OMFG IT HAS A HEMI OMFG OMFG (wank wank wank)

Oh, by the way, the new Mustang GT is faster than the Dodge Charger Hemi by a full second in 0-60 and 1.5s in the quarter. The new stang is cheaper too. I mean... they're so freakin hot. My dad's place can barely keep them in stock.

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We doubleteam SC chat.

Boo on ASDF and Ivy on JKL:

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You can almost make out the part where I call boorite a twat.

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'Ticketmaster Ascended']

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What others say about boorite!

This is why my Dad said to say nothing but "Yes officer" and "No officer" when pulled over by the cops.

Anything you say can and will be used against you to dig you even deeper into the shit.

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[Click to view comic: 'Boorite Meets Ivy's Friends 2']

We need to clone boorite so everyone can have their own personal pantsless, leadfooted heretic.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

he'd be Plug and Play with my family

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'Boorite and Ivy: Thumbs Up Yours']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'Teh lewlz0rrzz']

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What others say about boorite!

no need to download p0rn tonight, boys

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'omg']

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What others say about boorite!

Hoe many Bendis arguments have you two gotten into so far?

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Poop.

She doesn't know who Bendis is! Can you believe it?

[Click to view comic: 'It Ain't The Olive Garden']

[Click to view comic: 'Dinner in Wyoming']

[Click to view comic: 'The hunter becomes the cunted']

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What others say about boorite!

Given how House of M has been going, I think she's better off.

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I has a flavor!

I tend not to remember the names of people responsible for comics. Oh sure, I know some like Moore, Miller, Kirby, Busiek, etc, but for the most part I'll just smile and nod, pretending I know what the fuck someone's talking about.

I also tend not to remember the names of people who make up bands. Except the Moody Blues. And famous lead singers that everyone talks about so it's impossible not to know who they are.

But I do love the comics. OMG g3xx0rz!

So you guys fuck yet or what?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'll answer that when you get off your ass and make some comics. Stop witholding teh funneh. Slacker.

We've fucked things you people wouldn't believe.

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What others say about boorite!

Wild bison?

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I has a flavor!