The boorite Cometh 4 by ivytheplant 9-03-05

I think I'm sick. I knew that. No, I mean cough cough sick. Well, this is Wyoming. There's only one surefire cure for what ails you. RAAAR! Ooo! Cherry-flavored!

The new Mustang is one of the only Mustangs I actually like the look of. However, if they're bringing back the Challenger? That would kick some SERIOUS ass.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

The boorite Drinketh by ivytheplant 9-03-05

I'm jonesing without my espresso. There's a Christian bookstore over there. They have espresso. Mmmm. Christian espresso. A shot of salvation in every cup. And superheated Jesus steam! Suddenly I feel the fires of hell very near.

The new Mustang is one of the only Mustangs I actually like the look of. However, if they're bringing back the Challenger? That would kick some SERIOUS ass.

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It'll probably end up being a big ugly piece of junk like the new Chargers are.

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Poop.

The new Chargers ARE ugly pieces of junk. It's a 300C with a Dodge fascia and badging. Leave it to the unimaginitive Chrylser engineers to take a classic muscle car and make it a piece of shit 4-door. OMFG IT HAS A HEMI OMFG OMFG (wank wank wank)

Oh, by the way, the new Mustang GT is faster than the Dodge Charger Hemi by a full second in 0-60 and 1.5s in the quarter. The new stang is cheaper too. I mean... they're so freakin hot. My dad's place can barely keep them in stock.

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We doubleteam SC chat.

Boo on ASDF and Ivy on JKL:

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You can almost make out the part where I call boorite a twat.

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Dad was flammable

Ticketmaster Ascended by boorite 9-05-05

You were going 105. You're lucky. 3 months ago, I could've tossed you in jail. Oh. But the other cop said he could still toss me in jail... ...for going 105... right here... ...the day before yesterday.

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This is why my Dad said to say nothing but "Yes officer" and "No officer" when pulled over by the cops.

Anything you say can and will be used against you to dig you even deeper into the shit.

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Boorite Meets Ivy's Friends 2 by ivytheplant 9-05-05

True Story...I swear. Do you want any cream or sugar in your coffee? No thanks. Oh, so you're a black man, then? I'm black.

We need to clone boorite so everyone can have their own personal pantsless, leadfooted heretic.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

he'd be Plug and Play with my family

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what if nigger meant kite

Boorite and Ivy: Thumbs Up Yours by boorite 9-07-05

Today we review "Transporter 2," a testosterone-drenched cornucopia of implausibility. I agree. The guy was hot, but c'mon, he crashes his car through cement walls, and it still looks better than my Geo. My favorite was the explosion that ripped the chick's clothes off so we could see her fight in her underthings. I'd say she got her ass kicked, but she had no ass. What was she supposed to be, Skeletor in ugly lingerie? There you have it. "Transporter 2," an insult to the very concept of human intelligence. I give it a big "Thumbs Up!" Total waste of time. Nothing but car crashes and an anorexic crack whore with machine guns. Make it two "Two Thumbs Way Up!"

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Teh lewlz0rrzz by boorite 9-07-05

I think I'm sick. Thus my attraction to you. I mean cough cough sick. So I guess I can't cash in this coupon for One Bodacious Hummer? And my ears are totally clogged. Thank God.

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no need to download p0rn tonight, boys

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what if nigger meant kite

omg by boorite 9-07-05

$50 worth of comics, please. $100 worth of comics, please. omg <3 omg g33x0rrz

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Hoe many Bendis arguments have you two gotten into so far?

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Poop.

She doesn't know who Bendis is! Can you believe it?

It Ain't The Olive Garden by ivytheplant 9-07-05

So, time for supper. What are you in the mood for? Fugu sounds good. This is Wyoming. We have to hunt our own antelope and skin them before we can eat. And fight off the badgers. Badger. Lewl.

Dinner in Wyoming by boorite 9-07-05

Hi. I'm supposed to kill and eat you, but I've never done this kind of thing before. Do you think bashing you over the head with this bottle would be humane? Answer honestly.

The hunter becomes the cunted by boorite 9-07-05

I take it from your silence that you'd rather not be bashed over the head with this bottle. See, I'm so new at this, I'm not even sure how I tracked you down. Was it the doe urine I doused myself with? erection

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Given how House of M has been going, I think she's better off.

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I has a flavor!

I tend not to remember the names of people responsible for comics. Oh sure, I know some like Moore, Miller, Kirby, Busiek, etc, but for the most part I'll just smile and nod, pretending I know what the fuck someone's talking about.

I also tend not to remember the names of people who make up bands. Except the Moody Blues. And famous lead singers that everyone talks about so it's impossible not to know who they are.

But I do love the comics. OMG g3xx0rz!

So you guys fuck yet or what?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'll answer that when you get off your ass and make some comics. Stop witholding teh funneh. Slacker.

We've fucked things you people wouldn't believe.

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Wild bison?

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I has a flavor!