God: Millenium One by squidrabies 9-23-05

Moses and the final plague .. .. which is why they'll call it "Passover" for centuries to come. What does any of this have to do with unleavened bread? What? You want them to eat unleavened bread for the next week. So like, what's your deal with unleavened bread? I dunno, I just want to see if they'll do it. Actually, tell them they have to drink pee. I'm gonna laugh my ass off if they all drink pee. Now I know why you made me drink pee yesterday. Thanks for that.

God: Millenium One by squidrabies 9-23-05

Do me a favor, Abraham. Smash your kid's head open with a rock. Do what with a what now? Spoo. See? It was just a test of faith. Now I know you love me more than anything else. Good job. Okay, but seriously this time, go chuck a brick at your kid's head. No joke. It'll be easier this time. Isaac's in a fear induced coma.

God: Millennium One by HCRoyall 9-23-05

Take these commandments to my people Moses! Can I take them down five at a time? They're kind of heavy... Dammit! Take them and get going! All right, all right! Phew! Note to self: Burning Bush is a no-go for future appearances.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i have a new reason to wake up every morning.

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BuTtSeChZ

Is the reason that you feel valid in drinking pee now?

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God : Millennium One by finn34 9-25-05

Hey, you talked about doing a bet the other day... Yeah, I want to see exactly how faithful your people are and try to sway them over to my side. Well there's this Job fucker who needs an attitude adjustment... I've got dibs on the fluffy couch.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

God : Millenium One by finn34 9-26-05

What the fuck? You leave me down there for three fucking days on this thing? Sorry, son. It was for your own good. Don't "Sorry" me, I fucking died for you and your stupid followers' sins. Hey, at least you got some nice tail when you were down there. JUST THE ONE TIME!

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

And thus was Manischewitz Concord Grape created.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

God: Series Finale by DragonXero 9-29-05

Alright! Got my end of the world on! Wait.. something's missing... Oh FUCK ME! I forgot to pick up the saved people before I did this. At least I Tivo'd earth. .. What the f- ALLAH! YOU BASTARD! You recorded over Earth! Hey, I'm never home to watch Sex in the City anymore!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

God: Millennium Two by HCRoyall 9-30-05

This is Chad McChin, honored to be the first to interview God on world television! Tell us, Oh Lord, what are your plans for Earth? Actually, I'm thinking of wiping the slate clean and starting over. It's kind of boring. Except this time I'm leaving out France and Canada. Err... And I was thinking this time I'd give the Lobsters a chance as the dominant species. Don't worry though, humans'll still be in the food chain somewhere.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Those ruled. Dude. Duuuuuude.

God: Year One by squidrabies 9-30-05

Speak up, I'm a very busy omnipotent person. Yeah, uh. You know that tree? That one with the really tempting fruit? The fruit I'm not allowed to eat? Yeah, and? It's really tempting me. I mean... It's all I can think about some days. Can't you just get rid of it? Please? Sorry, it's a test. And like most tests, it's meaningless and unfair. Don't eat the delicious fruit of knowledge and you've got no problems. Could you at least tell Eve to stop rubbing it on her tits all day?

you fucking kill me.

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obscenity filter is off

God: Millenium One by squidrabies 9-30-05

Abra-cadabra, you're pregnant with the son of God, congratulations. Buh. Name him Jesus or I kill your family. See ya around.

Author's note: While making that last comic, I finally got why Madonna's best of album was called the "Emmaculate Collection". Am I fucking slow or what?

God: Millenium One by squidrabies 9-30-05

Spoo. Hey, whatcha doing, guy? He is born, the king of the jews. I have seen his star in the east and I go to worship him. Sweet, I'm there! Grab the beer, dude, we're totally gonna follow that star! Wooo! Beer? Shit, I thought you said to bring a case of "myrrh".

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

God: Stealing Injokester's Material Once Again by HCRoyall 10-03-05

Believe in me, and you shall be saved! I love all creatures, no matter what their personal choices are! Everyone is equally loved! Except you, Gene.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I hang out sometimes on the alt.horror newsgroup. There's a guy there with whom I have been feuding on and off for years. His name is Gene.

The above comic made me laugh.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

All of the above made me laugh.

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

woohoo, you made a bunch more
i already like them and i havent even read them yet.