RCL no. 587 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-27-05

Nurse Titty testifies at the coroner's inquest... At the time the decedent was brought in to the E.R., he was complaining of an acute, abdominal pain. His mother said he had been chewing on the dashboard of their 1966 Cougar... Checking his temperature at time of death, which was 104.7, degrees, I had concluded his death was caused by... (wait for it) ...Mercury poisoning!

CC 302: Keep on Trekkin by NeoVid 10-27-05

People always wondered where the Enterprise's bathrooms were. Yeah, I have myself. Well, on the Next Generation, there was just one, and it was right in the middle of the ship. Huh.... So that's why they hated separating the saucer section!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

NeoVid, you're a true inspiration.

Naturally, I needed to come up with my own answer.

To Boldly Go ... by kaufman 10-27-05

Mr. Shatner, were there any heads on the Enterprise? How did you go to the bathroom? No, we'd just go in our pants, and Scotty would promptly beam all the offending molecules away. Far more sanitary than using a toilet. For instance, I remember when ... Scotty, between today's burritos and the Rigelian clap, I'm dripping pee, and about to crap a log the size of Vulcan. I need your magic fast! I'm right on it Cap'n! Thanks, Scotty, you're a true life saver. But just out of curiosity. what happened to all that waste I generated? Och, I beamed the whole shit and your piddle to the Klingons' engine room, where there'll be no dribble at all!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

RCL no. 588 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-27-05

This sucks! I used to be a HUGE pop star in the '80's, but now I'm relegated to singing in dive bars! Check that. BATHROOMS in dive bars! "Ready when you are, Mr. Ant..." ♫ Don't drink, don't smoke... What do you do? Subtle inuendos follow, must be something inside... ♫

"Och, I beamed the whole shit and your piddle to the Klingons' engine room, where there'll be no dribble at all!"

Too bad only us old-school Trekkers will know how funny that is.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 590 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-27-05

Nurse Titty visits her local cathedral... Will you please hurry up in confessional? I only get an hour for lunch, and I've got a lot to get off my chest... ...and, based on the size of these babies, an hour will just about cover it!

CC302. by UnknownEric 10-28-05

This is the worst Halloween ever.

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I has a flavor!

CC 302: You Can do it, We Can Help

Frank's out sick.

by Hari_Nezumi, 10-28-05

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

CC #302: No Rules. Just Right. by Hari_Nezumi 10-28-05

Hey Karen, wanna see my authentic Communicator? Fuck off, Trekkie. You'll only get in THESE pants in your dreams. The Next Day I have terminal what? Mycromonthermia. But I CAN save you. I'll need you to remove your clothes and masturbate into this cup. From there we can make a medicine. *pant* You know...you look familiar...*pant* Tee hee...someone downstairs is being "beamed up".

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

RCL no. 592 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-28-05

Must kill man-eating plant! Good thing I dressed up in this bunny-suit so the plant will think I'm a rabbit, not a human, and won't eat me because it only likes the taste of humans, not rabbits! Mmmm... Hasenpfeffer! Steady... Steady...

Ellison Blunderland 4 by Smarmulus 10-28-05

I have no training... and I must operate. He's dead Jim.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Runners Up and Winners of Brand New "Jack Shits�":

Kaufman
Smarmulus
NeoVid
RandomComicLayoutGuy, who I have to commend for his insane longevity and like 30 freakin' entries for this thing.

But the big weiner this time around is none other than Hari Nezumi for the SPLENDID comic seen below:

CC #302: No Rules. Just Right. by Hari_Nezumi 10-28-05

Hey Karen, wanna see my authentic Communicator? Fuck off, Trekkie. You'll only get in THESE pants in your dreams. The Next Day I have terminal what? Mycromonthermia. But I CAN save you. I'll need you to remove your clothes and masturbate into this cup. From there we can make a medicine. *pant* You know...you look familiar...*pant* Tee hee...someone downstairs is being "beamed up".

I absolutely did not get the one featured above it, though.

Anyway, take it away, Nezoom!

Damn, wish I had been able to get online yesterday. Oh well:

CC 302: Trick by NeoVid 10-30-05

Finally, it sounds like there's some trick or treaters here! Hey kids.... um... uh oh. RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CANDYCORNHOLE YOU!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Ok, in the event that Hari doesn't have the next comp up by tomorrow at 5:00 PST, ownership of CC303 will transfer over to NeoVid.