Brokeback Mountain by kaufman 12-09-05

Well, Jack, we been alone on this mountain tendin' sheep all summer, an' we been gettin' kinda close to one another. So I'm gonna let my inhibitions down an' do something with you I wouldn't normally ask another man to do ... Let's talk physics.

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kaufman wins.

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Some oldy, stinky CWBPS strips of mein.

Cowboy Crypto-Zoology. by ArtemisStrong 1-21-03

Down At The "Lab"... So I says, "That Loch aint gonna' generate Mesozoic Era sea reptiles by itself." Yuck-Yuck-Yuck! Wait, I've seen photographic evidence that backs up those claims.

SC, Memento Style. by ArtemisStrong 1-23-03

What the fuck are you talking about? So I says, "Those rotor turbines aren't gonna' generate nucleotides all by themselves!"

Cowboy Donuts by ArtemisStrong 2-06-03

Down At The Lard Factory... So, then I says, "Them boiling pots of animal fat aint gonna make their OWN donuts!" Ha-Ha-Ha! What the fuck is a Pets De Soeurs?

Cowboy Plagarism. by ArtemisStrong 2-10-03

...and the prefessor responds "That's no hydroxolion, that's my wife!" Ha Ha! Where the fuck have I heard that before?

Physics Of Cowboy. by ArtemisStrong 2-16-03

And gonna of turbine aint of rotor ' with monopolized ones gravitons! " Occurring so the I to him The Ha-ha which is said! The fuck it is you whom you speak, concerning something?

In retrospect, it seems I managed to fit in many other tired stripcreator riffs in each one of my already tiring-enough Cowboy Physics riffs. I truly am a bore.
Colon left parantheses

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I actually dug that first one a whole loch, er, lot.

Kudos.

Hummers for everybody!

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kaufman still wins though.

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I got that one

the joke was that he is no-one.

geddit?

Seeing as how you only have 1 star I find it odd that you would single out BigFrank seeing as how others have also rated you bad. Also, by making a comic about him trying to feel like a big man by rating you bad aren't you calling yourself a moron for doing the same thing by making yourself feel like a big man by making a comic about him calling you bad?

Kaenash Physics by crabby 12-11-05

Whoa I only have one star everyone must really think I suck. I think I'll single out BigFrank. haha What the fuck don't you understand about how much you suck?

Wait a minute... BigFrank is big in everyway which, by definition, includes being big in a funny way.

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Kaenash is picking the wrong fight.

BigFrank>Kaenash

You guys are fucking awesome.

<3

crabby,

I don't have a problem with that cartoon, except its way off the mark.

last time I took your troll bait I got the ban, not going to do it this time, kiss ass.

How is it way off the mark? You have 1 star, meaning lots of people have rated you bad. Whats the point of going after BigFrank?

And to call me a troll is just a vicious attack on my character and seems like ground for banning in my eyes.

Knock it off, knuckleheads.

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Gotcha

Consider yourself banned Frank.

Shut up crabby. Just for that I'm going to make several comics about how you sodomize your daughter.

You mean he broke his new years resolution to stop doing that?

Talk about falling off the wagon, hard!

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BANNED!

Can we please get back to cowboy physics?

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RCL no. 726 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-11-05

So, then I says, "Those nuts aren't going to be gathered up all by themselves!" What about "deez"? Deez what? Deez nuts! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA [snort] Um... Didn't we do this same, lame-ass joke in "Groovy! 413"? What the fuck are you talking about?

RCL no. 723 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-08-05

So, then I says, "Those rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons all by themselves." For the last time... I'M NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU MY TITS!! Pweez?

Cowboy Theology by fuzzyman 5-03-02

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Not true! Say what? I belong to the Church of the Holy Graviton. Our Lord and Savior, Gravitus, was immaculately conceived by his mother, a Rotor Turbine! What the fuck are you talking about? I'll pray for you when you're in the fiery pit, nonbeliever!

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Mint.

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Well Whaddya Know, It's a RCL : Hillbilly School by Atlantima 12-16-05

Ok, kiddies, you listen up good to Doctor Cowboy here, alright? Howdy, kids! He's gonna learn y'all some science! That's right, Shirtless Bald Man. I certainly am. So let's get to it then! Back when I was y'all's ages, we didn't have these fancy rotor turbines that generate gravitons by themselves...

Yeah...

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