Okay I'm finally getting into this conversation. As some SCers already know, I have a car named "The Taxi". It's a 94 Sundance. Once, it was driven by a man who refused to pay his child support, so my car is recognized quite often for its appearance (which I will describe in a moment) and subsequently pulled over often.
It's green. Several shades of green. It was originally painted when it was "born" a shade of hunter green. The sun and rust have both taken their toll on him, and he has some faded spots on his hood, the roof, and the trunk. Some of this was also obviously done by road salt. On the roof, the non child support paying man had an idea: I want my car to be a uniform color again. So he tested some spray paint. It was not anywhere near a shade of hunter green. The test spot is still there. Then my car, before my ownership, ended up in a river which is how I came into ownership of it.
My father handles everything under the hood so it's in running condition, nothing fancy. My son and husband handle everything inside the cab, so there's a baby seat, a lot of trash, and some half eaten stale crackers. And a cigarette burn hole.
Yes sir, it is one fine piece of machinery. I bet you're all 3 shades of green with envy.
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Mediocrity at its most average.