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loving cats doesn't have any more to do with how they look than loving dogs does. to think it does assumes that cats are somehow more intrinsically beautiful than other animals, like iguanas. they aren't. personal preference. i love all animals except the one eating me but cats get the nod over dogs as my pet of choice for a couple of reasons:
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[*]they purr--instant satisfaction to the pet owner in a way no dog can offer (without peanut butter)
[*]you don't have to walk them--anyone that "voluntarily" goes outside in the Phoenix heat to "walk" something gets put in a "home" for people who are "insane" or use "quotes" too much
[*]dogs smell--pet a dog for 30 seconds, smell like dog for hours
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now cats versus spider monkeys, that might be a decent debate
dogs only smell if their owners don't bathe them at least once a week. people who can't do that should be dragged into the street, beaten and shot. in that order.
my doggies always smelled of vanilla and booze.
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Kill Whitey.
