nope. You lost.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

stfu, I'm asking kaufman.

Will i get another chance to play?

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Dyslexics Etinu!

God Damn it. I want to make some fuckin comics with characters.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

Sorry for the delay, tonight was my anniversary celebration, and I'll pass along this pearl of wisdom: Sake goes darn well with raspberry sherbet!

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stfu, I'm asking kaufman.

Will i get another chance to play?

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Mystery_Ninja vs. AntimatterSwirl
[list=1][*] Include a new euphemism for a sexual act.
[*] You have to use the TV prop.
[*] The Brad character is an undercover spy, master of disguise; if he says he's a plant, the characters will see him as a plant, if he says he's a donkey, so be it. The strip should focus on his mission.
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Mystery Cup Full of Vodka by AntimatterSwirl 12-17-01

Good morning, 005. We need to expose a Russian spy. Your mission: memorize the Moscow phone book. This VCR will self-destruct in 5 seconds. No it won't. I'm an entropy-dampening field at 1 Kelvin. Suburban Moscow, 9:54 PM Take a good look, Valentina. I'm a copy of the newly expanded Kama Sutra open to page 978. HONEY! Get over here. I want to do "two fireflies, a lemon juicer, and a box of plumb bobs." Oh yes! YES! YES! They'll be distracted and tangled up that way for weeks. Plenty of time for me to learn this crazy language.

Brad: The WWWorld Is Not Enough by Mystery_Ninja 12-18-01

...and so, when I activate this control panel, the headquarters of GAP will be no more! ha ha, that is where you are wrong, Baron Von Pedantichon. There is no control panel, for it is I, Brad, shaken AND stirred! well, I managed to save the world, kill a guy with metal arms AND use all of my gadget's in under 2 hours, not bad for someone who's technically 80 by now! oh, Mr Brad, come to me, I'm going to "add you to my favourites". Brad will return in "Servers are forever" what a rip-off, I wanted GAP to be destroyed!

Let's hear those votes!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

And another one for you judges!

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big_evil_deceiver vs. allclad
[list=1][*] The two dialogue boxes in each panel must make up a rhyming couplet.
[*] No green anywhere!
[*] Stripcreator.com held a Christmas party with a hell of a lot of booze. Strips should show the morning after, following one forumusers character trying to piece together the previous evening's events, like "Dude Where's My Car?"
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AntimatterSwirl
and
big_evil_deciever[sic]

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I also vote for AntimatterSwirl and (shudder) big_evil_deciever.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I'll take the AntimatterDeceiver No, wait... the big_evil_swirl...

Auntie Matter Swirl
and
Awl Cad

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Big_Evil_Deciever and Antimatterswirl

I vote for Mystery_Ninja and big_evil_deciever.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

[whine]
In a desperate, pathetic attempt to save myself, I must point out that big_evil_deciever did not follow this rule:
[list]
[*]The two dialogue boxes in each panel must make up a rhyming couplet.
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Clearly, his individual dialog boxes are couplets unto themselves, as opposed to the two dialog boxes making up a couplet. Surely this breaking of the rule allowed him more flexibility in creating a setup and punchline.
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I fart in your general direction!

Hey, Fawn broke his rule too, + my identity was revealed, but I still lost.

Life just works out that way sometimes...
just remember, "Life is a disease, sexually transmitted and fatal."

uh... I lost my train of thought. Never mind.

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Dyslexics Etinu!

I must of missed it somewhere, who are you Brewster?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

boo hoo, I'm not sayin in case anyone else missed to. We all reveal our identities at the stroke of midnight(when the contest is over).

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Dyslexics Etinu!

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[whine]
In a desperate, pathetic attempt to save myself, I must point out that big_evil_deciever did not follow this rule:
[list]
[*]The two dialogue boxes in each panel must make up a rhyming couplet.
[/list]
Clearly, his individual dialog boxes are couplets unto themselves, as opposed to the two dialog boxes making up a couplet. Surely this breaking of the rule allowed him more flexibility in creating a setup and punchline.
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My defence... by big_evil_deciever 12-19-01

Big Evil Deciever was winning... Allclad's head was spinning... So he tried to trip up our hero... By bringing up a technicality... what a zero! I just hope the judge isn't an uptight shmuck... Like me... the pissy, pedantic, smirking fuck!

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Trust No One

I vote for your Aunti Matter's Swirly and the Al Quad. I'm looking for funny and if I don't notice the rule bending it passes my test.

Not going very well for the swooshing Ninja, got our hopes up and threw them away by going out first round, I am disapointed! Though you have been one of the biggest kept secrets out of all the mysteries!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

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Cry me a river... fuzzyman.

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Hmmm... had you given yourself away earlier in another thread? If so, I didn't actually read it and was making a guess based on the usage of the {whine} tags.

If it's any consolation, I've been beaten before by a strip that I didn't really think was funny, so don't feel too bad. I know how it is.

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Trust No One

I'm confused. I thought I was "allclad."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Fuzzyman/allclad lost 1st round too?!

Now I know these matches are fixed.

You can't be... You're a disembodied head.