Telling me you're gay is like telling me you're an Episcopalian. Is that still pertinent to anything anymore? I mean, the only beef I have with gay people is that some of them just go on and on and on and on about "speaking as a gay person....". That'd be like me opening every sentence with "Speaking as a white, middle-aged fat bastard...." I mean... who cares?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Speaking as a white, left-handed, heterosexual university student who likes to create comic strips online, I'd have to agree with you.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

See, I knew you were really evil all along.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Those left-handed people [u]realllly[/u] get on my tits. Always whining.... "We don't live as long as right handed people!" "All of my appliances are hard to use!" "I have to pay extra for a good guitar!" "Hookers charge me double!"

Wait.... That last one is ugly people. Sorry.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Left handed people should be shot:
- In the face
- Twice
- Using bullets (not cum)

wait, I'm beginning to sounds like a wanker from Partick.

as opposed to a wanker from Shawlands.

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Dad was flammable

Paris is gay.

And if it's true that left-handed people use mostly the right side of the brain, while right-handed people mostly use the left side, then left-handed people are the only ones in their right mind.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

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Left handed people should be shot:
- In the face
- Twice
- Using bullets (not cum)

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It's as if you knew I was left handed!
I write with me left, but wank, eat, wipe arse (not in that order) etc. with my right. So maybe I work with both sides of the brain and that's why I'm so god damn clever.

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(Lev. 20:13) "If a man lies with a male as a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death, their blood is upon them."

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One of the other reasons being that they wouldn't have you.

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Charlie dont surf

Please take your thoughts about homosexuality to the Fights Go Here forum and give those of us who don't give a flying fuck what you think about it a break. Please.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

wirthling sucks

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Charlie dont surf

yeah but you swallow

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

For once I agree with 'Nate... but he left one important thing out. The new law was, "Love one another as I have loved you."

Well, this is where denominations part ways.

Ha, well yes, when you put it that way... but you must admit that there's one difference: There's really no such thing as "white, middle-aged fat bastard-ophobia." Frat boys don't throw beer bottles at your head from moving jeeps and yell, "white, middle-aged fat bastard!" They don't smear a swastika of shit and shaving cream on your dorm room door and write "white, middle-aged fat bastard" on it in Magic Marker. Defunct celebrities like Anita Bryant have never led campaigns against you with titles like "God hates white, middle-aged fat bastards." Jerry Falwell has never denounced a Teletubby for allegedly seeming to be what you in fact are. And people who take Jerry Falwell seriously don't say to each other, "let's go kill us a white, middle-aged fat bastard."

So I know bunnerabb and boorite don't give a damn one way or another if you're gay or straight or some other kind of freak, but there are people who do, and so I understand if a gay person says to me, "hi, I'm a fag, and if you have a problem with that we might as well get busy with it."

I agree with you that it shouldn't be of any particular interest, but it wasn't you or me or really the queers either who made it that way. I think the zealots have got to leave it alone and stop talking about shooting people in the face.

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What others say about boorite!

Is the bible against bisexuals as well? Just something I was thinking about during my Year 10 RE test on adultery and stuff.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

You were thinking about becoming a bisexual?

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Dad was flammable

No, I was thinking of this thread and what the bible thought about bisexuals, don't twist my words! You evil, evil man!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Heterosexuality was invented way after Biblical times, and so bisexuality too.

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What others say about boorite!

The thing I wanna know is this...(oh god no)...If there is all o' 'dis walking on water and making a couple of fishes into millions, why ain't it still hapennin' now!? I think God gave up on us evil people.

romans were very religious and bummed each other for fun

women were reserved for baby making

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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romans were very religious and bummed each other for fun

women were reserved for baby making

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You say they were very religious and bumbed each other?....It wasn't a very strict realigion then ;)

Z_E, you've had some fun with us but it's time for a new shtick. Or not. It's up to you, but this current trolling thing is getting a bit old in my opinion.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Stop oppressing me.

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Charlie dont surf