Cleverly use all three.

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You use the window, shaving cream, and Tooshy by Game_Master 6-17-02

You rub the shaving cream on Tooshy, forming a little Abe Lincoln hat and beard. You open the window and with a lot of effort push Tooshy out, sure that anyone who sees Honest Abe back from the dead is sure to call the police. Half a second later, though, a thought strikes you. I'm on the seventh floor. Grief stricken over killing both your pet priest and the preserver of the union, you take your life with the remaining shaving cream.

Player 6, The Game is yours.

Molten lava ... or shaving cream? Unless Game_Master is Dr. Demento, the latter is definitely the way to go :-)

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You look for something to defend yourself with by Game_Master 6-15-02

You look around, desperate to find anything of assistance in your sparse bathroom. Only three things jump out: a small shoebox-size window, a glob of shaving cream in the sink, and your pet priest, Tooshy McFinklebee. --Use the window.................... --Use the shaving cream.......... --Use Tooshy........................... --Use some combination.......... **scratch scratch scratch**

I'll use Tooshy.

---
"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

You use Tooshy by Game_Master 6-17-02

You grab Tooshy just as the door bursts open. You swing him madly back and forth, smacking him into a mirror here and a toilet there... MROW!!! He objects wildly at first but has become oddly quiet by the time your tormentors walk in. *gurg* Hench Wench Two raises her gun at you. Do you comply with her command? Drop dead priest and turn round.

I will not comply.

---
"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

What's gonna happen when all the players are killed off?

You do not comply by Game_Master 6-17-02

You throw a cocky glance at the powerful item you hold. I don't think so, sister! Looks like you no longer hold all the cards! And your face still has that cocky look on it 12 hours later, when rigor mortis sets in.

Player 1, The Game is yours.

I'll pick up where Dan left off, and comply with asiangirl2's orders.

---
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

You come to in a pitch black room by Game_Master 6-12-02

You come to in a pitch black room, your head throbbing. You move around a bit and realize you are lying on the floor, your wrists handcuffed in front of you. --Whine about your throbbing head --Stand up and feel your way around --Take this opportunity to realize your lifelong dream of masturbating in a pitch black room while handcuffed by kidnappers

Whining always helps.

---
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

You whine about your throbbing head by Game_Master 6-18-02

My heeeeeeeeeeead hurts. Tell me if this help. **flick** As you reach up to rub your flicked forehead, you feel the blindfold. --Take this opportunity to realize your lifelong dream of throbby-head masturbating while blindfolded and handcuffed by kidnappers --Take off the blindfold --Ask why you've been kidnapped.... --Point out that not only did flicking you in the head not help, it exacerbated that which it was intended to lessen

I'll point out that not only did flicking me in the head not help, it exacerbated that which it was intended to lessen.

Everybody likes a wiseass, right?

---
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

You point out that... by Game_Master 6-19-02

Not only did flicking me in the forehead not help, it exacerbated that which it was intended to lessen. **flick** --Again point out that not only did flicking you in the head not help, it exacerbated that which it was intended to lessen........ --Take off the blindfold............. --Ask why you've been kidnapped

Alright. Let's see if we can't get some sort of exposition here.

I ask why I've been kidnapped.

---
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

You ask why you've been kidnapped by Game_Master 6-14-02

Why have you kidnapped me? To fulfill my lifelong dream of masturbating while watching a blindfolded guy whose missing part of his ear have molten lava poured on him! I'd hate to be that sad bastard. Pour the lava, Hench Wench One! --Scream like a seven-year-old girl and again wet yourself....... --Take off the blindfold............ --Run now....... --Fulfill your lifelong dream of masturbating while molten lava is poured on you

Though I'm sure it will lead to my death, I feel the only sensible thing to do is attempt to run.

---
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

You run by Game_Master 6-20-02

You run like a desperate blindfolded man who's trying to outrun 50+ mph lava by zigzagging and bumping into walls. Unfortunately, that's exactly what you are. **bump**

Player 2, The Game is yours

Game Note: I apologize for the inconsistency at which the Update Times are being met. To eliminate this inconsistency, the following change in Game Updates has been implemented.

You look for something to defend yourself with by Game_Master 6-15-02

You look around, desperate to find anything of assistance in your sparse bathroom. Only three things jump out: a small shoebox-size window, a glob of shaving cream in the sink, and your pet priest, Tooshy McFinklebee. --Use the window.................... --Use the shaving cream.......... --Use Tooshy........................... --Use some combination.......... **scratch scratch scratch**

Despite my better judgement, and despite the fact that I don't think it will change the outcome any, I am going to Use Tooshy and the Shaving Cream, but NOT the window.

You use Tooshy and the Shaving Cream by Game_Master 6-22-02

You grab the shaving cream and rub it over Tooshy's mouth just as the door bursts open. Look out!!! Rabid priest!!! Save yourselves!! It's too late for me!!! purrrrrr Hench Wench Two walks in and non-chalantly shoots Tooshy in the head. --Comply with Hench Wench Two's command...................... --Try to avenge Tooshy's death...................................... Bad priest. Turn round.

Assuming that Complying with her command will lead me to this:

You come to in a pitch black room by Game_Master 6-12-02

You come to in a pitch black room, your head throbbing. You move around a bit and realize you are lying on the floor, your wrists handcuffed in front of you. --Whine about your throbbing head --Stand up and feel your way around --Take this opportunity to realize your lifelong dream of masturbating in a pitch black room while handcuffed by kidnappers

Then I will choose to Stand up and feel my way around. If that's not what it leads to, then tell me when you post the next part.

You feel your way around by Game_Master 6-23-02

You stand up and walk forward slowly, your clasping hands hungrily reaching for anything at all. At last, they touch upon a hot brick wall, and your fingers wander over it frantically. And then, a doorknob. He's opening the door!!! --Open the door....................... --Don't open the door..............

Do not open the door. It's probably a hot brick wall because of the lava behind it.

The Game was about to be taken from Player 2 and given to Player 3 because of Player 2's lateness with a decision. Then it was realized that the comic, though made 2 days ago, was never posted.

Apologies for the delay, Player 2.

You don't open the door by Game_Master 6-25-02

You step back from the door, suddenly sweating. Whatever's in that room, it must be hot. Damn hot. You wipe the sweat from your brow and as you do, you feel the blindfold. I'm talking satan's groin after jazzercise. --Take off the blindfold................................ --Ask why you've been kidnapped.............................. But not as humid.