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GUys can stick dildos and butts and get pleasure!!! THats why "DOIng up the butt" is fun for gay people!! YOu must have "dildo-phobia"!!!

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OK with everything by BeNN_MaKK 10-01-02

I AM so ok with man-sex I will freely engage in it AH dont know if you can take COWBOY SEX THough punkrock- ska-emu -whateveriscoolrightnowboy NO!! I MUst be proving I am ok with it!! MAKe with the cowboy sexing!!!! (WHISTLE!!) Hmm hmm hmm (CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP)

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SHocking!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-01-02

(CRYING!! CRYING!!) SOB no punkrockbluegrassboy why oh why did you have to die?? SOB donkey sexed you up to death SOB IF you were loving him for real you would sex up his dead bodY!! WHat??!! NO!! YOu must be having necrophobia then!!! (SHOCK!!)

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AT one with everything!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-01-02

MUst be proving I AM not having necrophobia!! (DIGGING!! DIGGING!!) (DUG UP FROM GROUND) GLUP (is nervous) WElp here it goes, handjob from dead body, STartin small..(putting on lotion) (SCHLIP SCHLIP SCHLIP SCHLIP SCHLIP)

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I've grown tired of this pissing contest with Sub_MakK. It's obvious he enjoys piss much more than I do. But since I made this comic I might as well punish everyone.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

You say that like the comic is deriding mine but a gang of gay Lebanese rapists who tie people to chairs and race them to the wall is probably funny in some circles you apparently don't reside in.

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Yeah, I agree. I wont be posting anymore here because sub_makk is a moron. I will only post if someone OTHER than him changes the topic.

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Retribution part 1 by BeNN_MaKK 10-01-02

Hello. Its has come to my attention that dildos are not funny. And the portrayal of their unsolicited use on forum users is also not funny in the slightest. It is now my mission, nay, duty- ..to take you all on an in-depth tour into the fascinating -and SERIOUS- history of the dildo, "Modern Marvel of Man's Ingenuity"!!

Retribution part 2 by BeNN_MaKK 10-01-02

Dildos were ordered to be invented by executive order of President Franklin D. Roosevelt during World War II. This was so house wives wouldn't forget how to be "intimate" with their husbands if they returned un-fragged from the killing fields. The President wisely feared a nation-wide panic at the cold-turkey reintroduction of cock into society. The President also had a wooden wheel chair with legs instead of wheels. All factories of this great democracy must meet the dildo quotas I have set with no arguments or snickering!! Even President Roosevelt knew way back whenever that war was that dildos were a SERIOUS INVENTION, not to be mocked or talked about in jest..

Retribution part 3 by BeNN_MaKK 10-01-02

Government propaganda was printed up to prevent widespread mockery of the fantastic invention known as the dildo. REMEMBER..When you make fun of dildos..you make fun of them with HITLER Dildos go IN THE BUTT! Herr herr Ya, is silly, no? And so began a PR war that would outlast the war to end all wars.

Retribution part 4 by BeNN_MaKK 10-01-02

Tragically, public opinion took a dive against the dildo when General McArthur refused to be a team-player, openly mocking the device in front of the press. YAR! Avast ye land lubbers! Ahm usin a DILDO like a SWORD! ARR! Arr!! (snicker) This began a rift between the President and the five-star general that would never be resolved, ultimately ending in McArthur being removed from command of the Pacific theater.

Retribution part 5 by BeNN_MaKK 10-01-02

In time, the American woman accepted the dildo and used it with PATRIOTIC EARNEST. But fate is not without its ironies, as the dildo faced new challanges upon the return of military servicemen from overseas. Man's refusal to accept the dildo as part of society hit rock bottom during the Nixon administration We will bomb the dildo back to the stone age!

[Click to view comic: 'Retribution part 6']
[Click to view comic: 'Retribution part 7']
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I will concede the Retribution series was funny. Good job. As I'm sure you always do with your dildo, keep it up!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Hey, that was coherent! Has Benn_Makk been holding out on us? Or is his older brother using his acount?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Maybe v-girl hacked it.

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Game fun!!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

THUMP WHACK THUMP WHACK THUMP WHACK THUMP THUMP THUMP WHACK THUMP "no please" THUMP THUMP THUMP WHACK THUMP Ba-THUMPA THUMPA WHACK THUMPA POUND WUMP "god no" THUMP THUMP THUMP WHACK THUMP THUMP THUMP WHACK THUMP WHACKA WHACKA THUMP BA-THUMP WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK THUMP THUMP THUMP WHACK THUMP WHACK THUMP WHACK THUMPA THUMPA WHACK WHACK THUMPA "sniff" THUMPA THUMPA WHACK When itsclark's dad plays the chair game with itsclark it isn't "how fast do we get to the wall".. ..it's "don't tell mommy"!

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more clark FUN!!!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

*sniffle* Oh.. Oh... *sniff* *click* Came to say g'night son! Heh heh, night dad!!...Night! *click* *sniff* Oh... Oh... *sniff* SOB *sniff*

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I HEard you saw YOUR older brother not too long ago clark

CLArk and THe OLder BRother INTervention!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

So-so did dad ever...I mean so what, when you were younger..did he ever..um..why are you grinning? "Noo! NOOOOO! Are you joking? Are- no stop! Don't take down my pants! No! NO!" KATHUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP "NOO!" WUMPA WUMPA WUMP WUMP WUMP THUMP FLAP FLAP WUMP "SOB" THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA *SNIFF* OH! *SNIFF* OH NO *SNIFF*

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SEcret discovered by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

(THEY ARE AT URNIALS!!!) (PEEING!) (PEEING!) AH! Man it always burns when I pee after I rape my son in the butt. GASP What? You rape your son too? Yup

GUY TIME (w CLARK!!!) by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

Thanks for havin me over Yup DAD: "Son, I brought a friend home from work" CLARK: "um..HI..HI..Where's mom dad? When's MOM getting home?" DAD: "Oh I gave her some money to go out SHOPPING WITH THE GALS" (TWO MEN LAUGHING) ..so i'm just saying i haven't seen susie in a while ohhh.. "So we can have some GUY TIME to ourselves!!" (MORE LAUGHING) FRIEND: "You're dad and I have been talking clark we have a LOT IN COMMON" (laughing) clark: "Can I go to my room and study? Please?.." and there was this car accident down the road i gotcha now

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one more!!

THe circle of life (is beautiful!!!)!!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

So clark do you think your propensity to get trained fucked in the ass by a gay biker gang on stage is caused by your genetic makeup or something that happened to you in childhood? Ah you know I think it's from birth you know I- THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA WAIT! An old repressed memory is coming back to me... THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA Oh no that's just the throbbing techno-dance music coming on.. That's your cue man get out there!

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That Schoenheniz post by Benn_Makk_Muffin was pretty fucking brilliant.

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That sounds neither funny nor fair. How do you expect to win a race when you're tied to a chair?

Dammit, Makk! Stop making me laugh!

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Holy shit. He actually stopped with the sucking. Now if we could stray from the Gay and dildo jokes. Oh well, can't have the cake and eat it too I guess. Btw, just a small tip, now that you have proven you CAN speak and write coherent English, could you use it more often than the choppy crap. Thanks (even though you probably won't).

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sub-m7 doesn't like dumplings

And that Retribution series was good. Don't do that anymore.

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punkrockskaboys MAking the discoveries about self, others by BeNN_MaKK 10-02-02

Oh the NO!! THey are not making fun of BENN the MAKK anymore!! I must be better deleting my comics making fun of him!! DELETE DELETE Hey what's in the history folder from last night? Dad must have been up late on the computer.. VIEW SITE: Dads postin pics of their sons' small penises with cameras hidden in bathrooms / bedrooms; VIEW SITE: Jerking it to pre-pube boys (SHOCK!!!!!!!!) Delete history folder? (Y/N)

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I deleted the comi because I have people OUTSIDE this site that look at them. They wouldnt get it. I only had it in there because you are a stupid ass. Which you still are. You are just a slightly funnier stupid ass.

Once I realized, shit. None of my friends get this comic. (they were all asking for explanations) I deleted it. However, since you decided to bring your stupidity to a whole new level, it will be coming back...with an alteration.

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You may be SLIGHTLY funnier, but..

Benn_Makk: "I Still Only Know Dildos" by punkrockskaboy 10-02-02

Note: Anyone reading this comic that does not use SC.COM, will not get this comic as it is a stripcreator political comment: Dildo! Dildo! MEN SHOVING DILDO UP ASS OF THEIR! MEN SHOVING DILDO UP ASS OF THEIR! What did I tell you about yelling profane things into the mirror young man! I'm so lonely...

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