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sub_m7
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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tell me one thing, unknown entity.

one question, that's all the comunication required.

you can answer in one sentence or use any type of media this planet has to offer, the choice is yours completely.

i will not try to access an unimportant, trivial questions like 'what is the meaning of life' or the prediction of the rest of my existance on this level in these 4-12 dimensions.

it is more important and requires and 'outside' point of view.

that's why i am here today.

that's why i arranged this meeting.

that's why you received the impression of me you are having right now.

tell me one thing, unknown entity.

one question, that's all the comunication required.

excerpt from

the good, the bad and the unimportant
or
the 80/20 ratio

by Johannes Leo Egon Schoenheinz

presented to you by sub_m7 [2002]

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=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

9-29-02 1:36pm (new)
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sub_m7
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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"There Ought to be Limits to Freedom!"
--George W Bush
(at a Press conference at the Texas State House, May 21, 1999. Speaking about this website)

http://www.gwbush.com/gwtv/

proudly linked by bio4ema (sub_m7) 2002

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=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

9-29-02 1:45pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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You're free to speak your mind (such as it is), and so are we. What are you whining about? And is your fucking the hell off even a remote possibility?

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9-29-02 1:59pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Strange. I'm a reference librarian at a university, and I can't find this Johannes Leo Egon Schoenheinz or any of his publications. So I now invoke the third panel of Cowboy Physics.

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9-29-02 2:12pm (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

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Sub, you get stupider and stupider every day.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

9-29-02 5:34pm (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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Agreed, what in the world is this post about?

Will I have to turn my monitor upside-down again?

9-29-02 11:14pm (new)
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sub_m7
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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you won't find schoenheinz in a library because he hardly sells hardcopy books (i have one though).

you buy his stuff in pds, doc or txt format online.

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=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

9-30-02 4:10am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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What could you possibly be trying to prove by quoting some writer whose books can't be found in libraries? You have to buy his stuff online? Really? I can't even find him online. Are you sure you're not into the cough syrup again? If so, could I persuade you to overdose?

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9-30-02 6:52am (new)
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sub_m7
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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just because you have never heard of an author, it doesnt mean theay are not good.

besides he released his first work just about 4 years ago and is not really interested of hitting the top ten.

if you are interested i'll upload some of his stuff, if not nevermind.

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9-30-02 7:15am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Uh, it's not just that I haven't heard of him. It's that thousands of libraries in 82 countries haven't heard of him. He doesn't even show up in Google. Talk about not hitting the top ten. And you still haven't answered what you could possibly be trying to prove by cryptically quoting this nobody, or whether you'd be willing to do us all a favor and overdose on cough syrup.

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9-30-02 7:34am (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

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How much do you suppose one would have to drink to overdose? Hey! Sub_m7 could be a science experiment too! After he overdoses, one of his alter-egos that he claims not to be can come back and tell us how much it took.

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9-30-02 8:38am (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

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Why did my font change to be so big?

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9-30-02 8:38am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Because you held down CTRL while operating your scroll wheel.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

9-30-02 8:49am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Evil one beat me to it.

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9-30-02 8:52am (new)
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vichyssoisegirl
Better Than a Poke in the Eye with a Sharp Stick

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quote:
just because you have never heard of an author, it doesnt mean theay are not good.

besides he released his first work just about 4 years ago and is not really interested of hitting the top ten.

if you are interested i'll upload some of his stuff, if not nevermind.


I for one am very interested.

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Bitchy Sauce Girl?

9-30-02 10:21am (new)
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deucepm
Donut Purveyor

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Yeah, why don't you hack v-girl's site and make it "sub_m7's House o' Schoenheinz?"

9-30-02 11:31am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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9-30-02 11:38am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

9-30-02 11:39am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I think sub is having me on.

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9-30-02 12:10pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Johannes Leo Egon Schoenheinz? I've read all of his stuff! He's a poser, just like sub. He took a break from writing (actually scratching with a stick on the sides of dumpsters) to wrestle under the name Baron Von Raschke Jr.

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9-30-02 12:15pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Oh, him! I'll never forget the time he got his face slammed in dog shit.

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9-30-02 12:34pm (new)
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deucepm
Donut Purveyor

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His name is my name tooooo!

9-30-02 1:00pm (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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*lol*

Lemme try one:

Gezhundeit.

9-30-02 3:44pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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His name is my name tooooo!


OH! New game!

John has let go. E gon an shone hiz hiney.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

9-30-02 3:48pm (new)
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BeNN_MaKK
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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WHAt?? Surely everyone know the poet lauret of Austria FROm 1962 (spring) to 1962 (late spring)!!!??

YOu Philistinies!! Johannes Leo Egon Schoenheinz is the more "MAkk of the DAddy" then me!! (THat is saying the lot!!!! LOLO!!!)

How could you deny works such as "WHere did the spoon go after spotted dog sat on it?" and story of childhood discovery "Little Avril Makes discoveries (about childhood)"????

HELLLOOO??? ARe you not even knowing his classic character, FIcticious Essayist Yarl BLeu Tooley of cynicism still syndicated in papers throughout Eastern Europe!!?? I was just in the coffee shop and seeing his article reprinted!!

(Rough translation from AUstro-german (I AM LEARNING!!!))

"Bye the bye o wheel of time and bring us back no Hitlers, not even a half Hitler,nor a srawny 'Hitlet'; ye who branded us 'the gutter of Europe' does no kindness rise from our gentle flower after your dark trampling? Parents! Teach the children to be so unlike the despot, lest us fawn and spawn another so dark and treacherous. So unlike the despot they shall be that, well, they would more than willingly fall under the sway of a even mediocre despot so uncontrolling their nature pray be. But not to worry! There will be none in sight, none on the horizon, if all shall follow suit..."-Yarl BLeu Tooley ironic essayist, aka Johannes Leo Egon Schoenheinz.

WAKe up people and seize the hello!!

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FABULOUS TREASURE

9-30-02 4:28pm (new)
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