CC 166 - Gangsta Carp Lovin' by kingofthehill 1-23-03

Yo bitch I'm tellin you I is a muthafuckin fish In fact, I'm the baddest muthafucka carp there ever was. Ok so I aint a fish but I just find you so damn sexy woman I'd lie to you I'd die for you ya know what I'm sayin? So we cool? Make love to me, you sexy hunk of carp

hah! how shit was that?!

Thanks jes_lawson, I knew it was a geeky and academic joke, but I'm glad it amused someone besides me.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

I'm desperate!!

CC 166: THIS IS HILARIOUS! BEST SC STRIP EVER!!! by Mako_Man 1-23-03

Got ya, sucker!!

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Once upon a time, one guy said "Dude!" His friend, shocked by this remark, replied "Dude!" Thus began my meaningless comics...

If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would I do it? Yes.

The monkeys only club by boorite 1-23-03

Quack!

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What others say about boorite!

Me Too! by kaufman 1-23-03

Meanwhile in Davy Jones' Locker ... Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station. Quack! I'm not your stepping stone! Another Pleasant Valley Sunday ... Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer! Here we come walkin' down the street getting funniest looks from everyone we meet!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Well then, not wanting to pass up a new running gag AND a cliche...

CC166 - The Comedy Club Only Club by Buffylavalamp 1-23-03

TOBOR...(Shhhh! Tell joke in Tobor's head...)

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Ok, Ok. I didn't make a comic.

CC 166: Happy Clowns by Trippingbillee 1-23-03

Hello Missy! Would you like me to make you a balloon? Happy clowns make happy balloons! No, thanks. Why not? Because I sense your undying sadness. Alas. My soul is aflame.

See? This post was according to the rules.

Man, that's funny!

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Sex Piano.

Jesus meets the Church by Devin 1-23-03

It-it-it's Jesus, the son of God! Huh? Who, me? No, I'm just a humble carpenter spreading God's teachings. Blasphemy! Prepare to burn in Hell, heretic!

If you read it right, this comic will become rules-compliant.

But there's no way you can read it to make it funny. Sorry.

After a very long abscense (which I'm sure went totally unnoticed). Tadaaa

I cast Magic Missile!! by Zegota 1-24-03

I am an ATM machine, please insert your credit card and tell me your code Did anyone ever fall for that stupid trick? No, but I found a quarter on the floor after that big guy sucker punched me a while back.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

CC 166: A Certain Point Of View by bonwag 1-24-03

Your father was seduced by the dark side of the Force. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed. So what I have told you was true... from a certain point of view. A certain point of view! You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. So, you're telling me that my real father is... What happened to your father was my fault. Walt Disney was a good friend. "Point of View", my ass. I refuse to believe that he became Ozzie Osbourne.

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exit, pursued by a bear

Why don't they just call it an Idiot filter? by jes_lawson 1-24-03

ADD UP TO 12" TO YOUR MANHOOD! GUARANTEED RESULTS!!! Wow! I could score with any woman in the with a cock the size of a marrow! Here's a big sack of money! READ THIS! I MADE $50,000 IN JUST 3 MONTHS! SEND $20 AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW!!! Wow! Investing in this pyramid scheme will surely bring me out of debt! Here's my Credit Card! Dear Sir, I am formally from the Bank of Nigeria and...uh-oh! Since you've been such a collosal pain in the arse we think it fitting you'll be spending your first 15 million years with Tobor! Mwahaha!

Hopefully this won't multi-post like last time...

PS Trippingbillee=teh funnee

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Yeah, jes, you must've forgotten your ritalin that day on that RMDC thread. :-)

My mummy says it stops me from being naughty. But sometimes I don't take it because I like to see the Purple Hairy Spiders! They danced all over the keyboard!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Standing up to bullies by Devin 1-24-03

Hey, k-keep away, or I'll be forced to use the Kamehameha wave on you! Oh, really? Come on, then, tough guy! Ka... me... ha... me... HA! What the? Hey, get back here!

quote:

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yes, it's a cheap shot. but its true. and the irony is, if he meant it, he'll never see this, thus proving I'm correct in my supposition that it was a ploy.

cc 166: Cheap shots at regs by lara7 1-21-03

Posted 9-17-02: I'm taking a hiatus from the internet. I need a complete break. You shall not see ObiJo on stripcreator for 6 months or so. Hey, do what ya gotta do. Bye! posted 12-18-02 Hey, I posted this to my Live Journal and no one responded. What city do you guys think I should I move to? Guys? Wait, aren't you the dude that made grand pronouncements about getting offline but keeps logging on every week? What gives? Sometime in 2003: I don't understand why lara7 is making such a mean-spirited comic about me. Maybe she only misses those of us who say we're leaving and are gone long enough to actually be absent.

background for noobs or folks that weren't paying attention:

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=65260forum=7

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=76202forum=7

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You can't hide it forever by Devin 1-24-03

*gasp* You're, you're not gay!

CC 166: The ducks only club - bloopers by Mako_Man 1-24-03

Moo

Dammit... I guess it's hoping for too much for a newbie to win.

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Once upon a time, one guy said "Dude!" His friend, shocked by this remark, replied "Dude!" Thus began my meaningless comics...

Woo hoo! I'm back!

Cowboys by BigEvilDan 1-24-03

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Okay, I never actually said that. Thought so.

Lord of the Ring by BigEvilDan 1-24-03

Hurry Aragorn! Frodo has almost crossed the river. I've let him go. He was afraid the ring would corrupt us all. He thought somebody would kill him for it? Yeah. I'd hate to see that happen. Shouldn't he be in a boat, not floating face-down with a knife in his back? Uh... must be a hobbit thing.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The Brads Only Club. by ArtemisStrong 1-24-03

QUAC!

The concept is:

[b]OFFICIALLY BEAT INTO THE GROUND!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I leave no cliche unturned.

The Doctors Only Club by BigEvilDan 1-24-03

Quack!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC 163: Some big movie lies by mikeweeney 1-24-03

Fight Club I'm sane. HA! Silence of the Lambs I'm sane. Please don't eat my face. Makers of Scooby-Doo I'm sane... it was a good idea, and made lots of money!!! Just because the masses are idiots doesn't mean you shouldn't kill yourself as soon as possible.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Yeah, so even though it says CC 163, what it is REALLY saying, behind all the layers of meaning and intrigue I've laid on top of it, is CC 166.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

The Clubs Only Ducks by AntimatterSwirl 1-24-03

6-iron. Driver. Putter. 3-wood. Umbrella. Pitching wedge.

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Have a positronic day.

Okay, now someone make a club for the Foster Farms chickens.