2025: Dead at 65 (part seven) by twofish 2-06-03

At the StripCreator Museum... OH NO! Are you going to tell me ... Shut up. I'm here on official business today. You're not dead... yet. Oh. Um... you know, I think I missed a room back here. Excuse me... Not so fast, buddy. The Man Downstairs wants you to help with the museum. Since when do you listen to Him? I thought you guys were enemies. We like to think of ourselves as cooperative competitors. If God was IBM, and Satan was Microsoft, you'd be my newest aquisition. Prepare to be assimilated.

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2025: Dead at 65 (part eight) by twofish 2-06-03

At the StripCreator Museum. OK, I guess I have no choice. What is it you guys want me to do? The museum needs the rest of the old characters placed into the cyrogenic tanks. Your job is to round 'em up and get 'em back here. You'll have a nice fat expense account, lots of frequent flyer miles and a chance to catch up with old friends. Literally. And if I refuse? Note the title of this series. Would you like it to have nine parts, or do you want to stretch it out a little?

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CC 168: Even Robots Get To Reunite by umfumdisi 2-06-03

Calamitive euphemisms of joy! I can not compute the input from my visual receptors. As a robot, I note that you can recall the CC 168 of 02/02-08/03. It is negatively fortunate that I can not delete some minutae. I recall it as an exercise in self-indulgent, self-referential flagellation by the regulars. True. And yet Unknown Eric won for 122559--a comic with 0.000 words. Ironic.

Sorry about the CC dates, I was looking at the wrong CC post time.

Also, kaufman, your simple-cipher comic wasn't all that bad. If you had mentioned a torso, or some massive injuries resulting from debris, then that might have been unacceptable. You were just commenting on human nature.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

This is the first time I've participated in one of the comic contests, so I've probably got no chance at winning, but I'm bored & have nothing else to do. So...

CC 168: Reunion by callie_chan 2-06-03

Well, here we are in 2025. Things sure have changed. Yep. It's a real shame Arien tasered the entire fucking planet & all. Yep. Maybe you should have, y'know, done something about that. But then how would I have finished this strip?

Unfortunately, to get the full effect of the comic, you may need to go back & read some of my other comics. Apologies. [/shameless plug]

Or, if you'd rather not, I suppose you could just read the character bios at the top of the page. Whatever implodes your hampster.

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CC 168: - Stripcreator in 2025 by TheGovernor 2-06-03

Stripcreator is a premium web service. You can add this package to your subscription for just $10 per month Stripcreator is a premium web service. You can add this package to your subscription for just $10 per month 5 Minute Freeview

Heh heh!

" So I said...Them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves"

"Ha ha"

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Subscribe now and receive a free 1 year subscription to Stripcreator Magazine. This month: Metal Fingers In My Body, your guide to intimate human/robot relations. Next Month: Why Wirthling Sucks: The definitive interview, featuring Nelson Mandela and Gabe Billings.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Hehe.

I don't get it.

CC168:- 2025 The Reunion by TheGovernor 2-06-03

Hey Jesus, how've ya been? Well actually since the second coming and the pooling of religions into one belief in 2017 Im no longer known as Jesus, My name now is "Zeeboo the Preceder" Hi, wern't you Kaddar's blue character? I was, until Disney bought up the rights to all Kaddars drawings to make an animated cartoon show, and then sued stripcreator for using them. Wow, its Dil, I havent seen you since you appeared in the funniest strip ever in 2009 I was outlawed by the UN due to the number people rushed to hospital with ruptured spleens after reading it. Who'd have thought a joke about gravitons could be so amusing?

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Hehe.

I don't get it.

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This months issue also features the special pullout guide Unconsensual Sex and where to find it

"uncunsenshial"

2025: Dead at 65 (part nine) by twofish 2-06-03

twofish sets off on his quest to find the other StripCreator characters, entice them back to the museum, and get them into cyrogenic stasis for the next, oh, thousand years. Well, that's the last time I take travel tips from NASA! First stop: Baghdad, war-torn city of penniless refugees still angry at the U.S. for bombing the daylights out of their country and convincing the world to convert to hydrogen fuel-cell technology. I don't believe it. You sanction us, bomb us, take away the value of our only resource... and now you want to preserve us? I'll admit it's an unexpected swing to the left. But we're both endangered species if you don't.

Hey, TheGovernor, love your comics... read through a bunch of them and laughed out loud. Great stuff.

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CC 168: illyana speaks at the reunion by illyanadmc 2-06-03

wow, it's the reunion. now, i was pretty much a newbie during the reunion competition, so i guess none of you should really remember me. however, i remember a lot of you guys. you sure did have a lot of inside jokes in your comics. my anus is bleeding! try again, i know that one.

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all your retarded comics are belong to me.

My first ever series!

CC 168: Visitors #1 by Trippingbillee 2-06-03

So this is the planet Earth, huh? We've finally arrived. But where are the Hu-mon's? Based on our research, they are either watching "Tele-vision" or "Master-baiting." But I see nothing. Our last signs of them were from 2003 by their Earth years. It is now 2025 by their earth years. We should find their leader. Then we should ask him where the Hu-mon's are. Hold on, I don't understand. We can speak english, but we don't understand how to pronounce a selection of the words? Where is the logic in that? We sound more alien-er if we say "Hu-mon."

CC168: Visitors #2 by Trippingbillee 2-06-03

Hello, Hu-mon.

CC168: Visitors #3 by Trippingbillee 2-06-03

So, how went the intelligence gathering mission? Not so good. The Hu-mon walked away. But I saw where he went. It was called "Adult Bookshop." They had many models of your eye stem in the window. I would imagine the Hu-mon's use them for vaginal stimulation, as we do.

CC 168: Visitors Finale by Trippingbillee 2-06-03

My leader. We have returned. And we have learned much of the Hu-mons. Excellent. They have no idea we've secretly put replacement troops on stripcreator. In due time, we shall release them upon the world. Sucky Suck....*BRRRRR*!*WIZZANG*!*POP* RAAR! Costume itched Tobor! Tobor have sensitive skin! Me love you long time.

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Sex Piano.

To add to the already large number of cowboy comics... *sigh* Damn cliches.....

CC 168 : The Falling Out by mikeweeney 2-07-03

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves." Uh, don't you remember? In some lab a few years ago they actually did generate gravitons with rotor turbines. Oh right, yes. Well- ...hmmm. Do we have anything else? Nope, I believe that's it.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

DAMN there are some good comics in this contest.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The Druid of Twenty Thirty-Onehenge by Namgubed 2-07-03

Meanwhile, six years after the Stripcreator reunion ... Busy schedule today ...

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

CC168: gabe is tough by DL_Rockclaw 2-07-03

I used to be Blue, but I died. yeah, you like that? now leave before i pull a Johnny Cage on you. I think i'll go this way. come on, you chicken?

first time i entered a comic contest...

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Kawaya Kiyu

I hope it's your last.

Just kidding.

CC 168: The Druid of Koanhenge by bonwag 2-07-03

It is 2025: Stripcreationism is a well-established religion, replete with tax-exempt status for Brad. What is the nature of truth, as revealed on SC? Does it have anything to do with 'consenshun'? If a comic is posted and is never read, is it ever written? How many memes must a man run into the ground? Tell me, master, should I donate? It is meaningless.

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exit, pursued by a bear

yeh...im...not even gonna try to...

C16# Pain by alexpnd 2-07-03

Hey baby how bout a night out wit JoBop the german? uh...no.....who are yuo old mister? cmon darlin, dont play games, i still got the moves, you remember right? Those crazy nights of passion ........ ahh shit..you were only a baby. is that why my bubm bumb always hurted?

2065: Dead at 65 (part ten) by twofish 2-08-03

Somewhere... else. Look, you have to come back to the museum with me! If you don't, I'm going to end up part of the seafood special at Red Lobster. Look, I'm sorry, but I just can't. I have a career! Explodingdog is launching their own anniversary soon, it won't get far without me involved! PLEASE! I'm BEGGING you! I'm too YOUNG to die! No you're not! You're 65 YEARS OLD! The only thing an old cod like you is good for now is decorating the wall over some guy's mantle! ... thre's nothing I can do to change your mind? Well... lie down on that plaque on my workbench, and I'll think about it.

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2025: Dead at 65 (part eleven) by twofish 2-08-03

twofish travels the globe, but despite his best efforts, none of the other StripCreator characters are the least bit interested in being frozen in stasis on his behalf. No. No. 'WHEN A MAA-AAN LOVES A WOMAN!' ... Hmm, perhaps this one won't be missed.

... yes, I screwed up the text in #10. Oops.

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http://www.stripcreator.com in 2025 by Devin 2-08-03

Wow, so much has changed. Black background, big yellow fonts, and banners crawling all over the place... "You must be 18 or over to enter?" Looks like he decided to do something about the influx of 12-year-old noobs. Ha ha ha! Brad sure hasn't changed though! Putting up a photograph of himself getting head from the asiangirls...

Judgement!

Okay, lots of good entries here. These are the ones I liked the most. And if there are a lot here, well, that just made my decision all the more difficult.

boinky33: Reunion (episode 1)
Bazilla: 2025 - Asian Girls
Kajun Firefly: Kajun and Boorite 2025
Trippingbillee: Aged Cowboys
UnknownEric: The Default Screen in 2025
Zegota: Pweep Poink Donk Sclupf Neck-Cramp Pweep
Kajun Firefly: Stripcreator Museum 2025
kaufman: Cowboy Senior Moment
jes_lawson: Chips off the old block
The Governor: Stripcreator in 2025
illyanadmc: illyana speaks at the reunion
mikeweenedy: The Falling Out

And the winner is....

Kajun Fireflyfor his two most excellent series.

Take it away!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.