[Click to view comic: 'CC 169: The Stripcreator Boozehound Wax Museum']

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

there are lots of characters on SC who are holding a bottle.

[Click to view comic: 'HEINZ 1']
[Click to view comic: 'HEINZ 2']
[Click to view comic: 'HEINZ 3']
[Click to view comic: 'HEINZ 4']
[Click to view comic: 'HEINZ 5']
[Click to view comic: 'HEINZ 6']

Click that link for the super sexy secret cliffhanger!

Damn, now I'm not going to win.

Ok, here is my comic posted again, this time in the correct format for the forums. So much for reading directions huh :)
[Click to view comic: 'This is your brain...']

[Click to view comic: 'Projection']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Mise well give it a shot. It is better to have stripped and lost than to have never stripped at all.

[Click to view comic: 'CC169: Yes, I'm Doing One Too']

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Support your local undertaker - drop dead!

In the spirit of the competition I have just come back from the pub where I saw England get beat by Australia at football - this would be funny coz I am Northern Irish but it isn't because I live in Essex. There is officially now no sport at which England are any good at. Except complaining about public transport.

There are a lot of these strips of mine so I hope you will be patient...

The series is a "Based loosely on real life one" which explains why it isn't funny. But maybe it takes someone else to think it is funny to drink someone else's piss thinking it was Carling...

[Click to view comic: 'Lazy Comics: "I think Guinness tastes better at 0º than 90Â']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 169: All benches must have at least one...']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 169: An experiment to which the outcome is already known']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 169: jes_lawson's Misadventures in Alcohol (1)']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 169: jes_lawson's Misadventures in alcohol (2)']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 169: jes_lawson's Misadventures in Alcohol (3)']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 169: jes_lawson's Misadventures in Alcohol (4)']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 169: jes_lawson's Misadventures in Alcohol (5)']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 169: jes_lawson's Misadventures in Alcohol']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 169: jes_lawson's Misadventures in Alcohol (7)']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 169: jes_lawson's Misadventures in Alcohol (8)']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 169: jes_lawson's Misadventures in Alcohol (FIN)']

Thanks.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Okay, as I said, I'd judge this contest while drunk, and drunk I am, trust me, ask the goons in IRC.

anyway, here is the run-down of the honourable mentions:

itsclark: Projection
crabby: Heinz (the series)
Big Evil Dan: Imagine That
boinky33: enough
Scyess: His various comics
twofish" 'ere ye go, mate
lara7: rock bottom
itsclark: Beer Goggles
attitudechicka: Byron, the technicolored non-drinking machine
boorite: Says here I'm powerless over alcohol

before I announce the winner, I must announce the winner of the prestigious:

Kajun Firefly Flaming Bag of Crap Award

Previous winners include: dcomposed, Bazilla and weedleweedle

anyway, the winner is [u]twofish[/u] with his awful attempt at a Scottish accent, well done mate, may you hold the title with pride.

However, the winner of the actual contest is none other than [u]Scyess[/u] for his various comics, sure, they were recycled, but they made me laugh the loudest, so he wins, huzzah for Scyess, may you all bow down to his greatness.

Just to be clear, [u]SCYESS[/u] won this contest.

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Dad was flammable

That's it. I'm goin back to ass-rape jokes.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

ain't nuthin' wrong wit' dat!

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all your retarded comics are belong to me.

Holy shit! I can't believe I actually won this thing.

Oh. Well, it makes sense when you put it that way.

Just for the record... not a single one of my modlering, recycled entries involved ass-rape in any way. New contest tomorrow after I think of some rules 'r sumthin'.

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"Old" is the old new.

Man, I was so wasted last night....

*checks forums*

What the?

Scyess won? He didn't even make any new comics!

I have made a mockery of the system!

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Dad was flammable

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What system? Your mom's reproductive system? AAAHHH hahahahaha!

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What others say about boorite!

Lawson - I thought your series was excellent. I see you and I party in a similar fashion.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

quote:

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before I announce the winner, I must announce the winner of the prestigious:

Kajun Firefly Flaming Bag of Crap Award

Previous winners include: dcomposed, Bazilla and weedleweedle

anyway, the winner is [u]twofish[/u] with his awful attempt at a Scottish accent, well done mate, may you hold the title with pride.

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