CC 169: The Stripcreator Boozehound Wax Museum by punkrockskaboy 2-12-03

Inspiring... I'm drunk

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

there are lots of characters on SC who are holding a bottle.

HEINZ 1 by crabby 2-12-03

Are you me or am I really drunk? Actually you're me and I'm really drunk. I feel so real. Wait, are you playing with yourself? Is that why your hands are in your pocket? Maybe I am you and you're just really drunk.

HEINZ 2 by crabby 2-12-03

I am playing with myself but I've been staring at you the entire time. I no I'm not that vain so I must be you and you're really drunk. Yeah, I guess I'm really vain. I am really horny though. Well, that changes everything.

HEINZ 3 by crabby 2-12-03

Ok, I'm thinking of a number 1 through 10. What is it?   4   No, 6. But I usually think of 4 I'm not sure why I didn't think 4. Maybe it's cause I'm really drunk.   8   Well it looks like you're wasted too.  10

HEINZ 4 by crabby 2-12-03

Oh god! I'll be right back I need to puke. What did you do why I was gone. What? I missed what you said I was in the other room puking.

HEINZ 5 by crabby 2-12-03

So I'm you? Either that or I'm you. You're not much help. Speak for youself. Apparently I am. Cosmic.

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Click that link for the super sexy secret cliffhanger!

Damn, now I'm not going to win.

Ok, here is my comic posted again, this time in the correct format for the forums. So much for reading directions huh :)

This is your brain... by JayC 2-10-03

Aw fuck I've been cloned The poor bastard didn't even... bother with the eyes That must have been some good stuff, he has been talking to the mirror for 2 hours Why does he keep staring at me?

Projection by itsclark 2-12-03

You know, I only drink to make other people more interesting! Tsk! -- A textbook example of what psychologists call "projection". You actually drink in order to find temporary, numbing relief from your *own* multitudinous failings as a human being. That's not... Hey! Where the fuck did you go?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Mise well give it a shot. It is better to have stripped and lost than to have never stripped at all.

CC169: Yes, I'm Doing One Too by BDD 2-12-03

This is Frank. He looks like your average, run-of-the-mill alcoholic. And in most ways he is. Just looking at his awful clothes, hair, and the way he enjoys some pedophilia when drunk is enough to throw the casual observer off. But if you look closely, even the naked eye can spot... What's that thing in your pants, mister? ...a fatal difference. See that lable? "Bud LIGHT"

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Support your local undertaker - drop dead!

In the spirit of the competition I have just come back from the pub where I saw England get beat by Australia at football - this would be funny coz I am Northern Irish but it isn't because I live in Essex. There is officially now no sport at which England are any good at. Except complaining about public transport.

There are a lot of these strips of mine so I hope you will be patient...

The series is a "Based loosely on real life one" which explains why it isn't funny. But maybe it takes someone else to think it is funny to drink someone else's piss thinking it was Carling...

Lazy Comics: "I think Guinness tastes better at 0º than 90 by jes_lawson 2-07-03

CC 169: All benches must have at least one... by jes_lawson 2-12-03

OI! THAT'SH MY SPOT!

CC 169: An experiment to which the outcome is already known by jes_lawson 2-12-03

So Doc, what's this new...*glug*... experimental formula contain? It's a combination of Baileys, Special Brew, gin, Buckfast, absinthe and meths! *whhhrrrrr.....* I anticipate the results of drinking it will be... ...completely as I predicted... *...rrrrrrrrr...*

CC 169: jes_lawson's Misadventures in Alcohol (1) by jes_lawson 2-12-03

Summer 2000. I graduate from university and subsequently vow to rock out like never before Hey Kat! It's the Reading Festival! I'm going to rock out like I never have before! Totally! Hey, I think Jon has some absinthe for you! Absinthe? No sorry I don't drink spirits. Besides didn't Byron go mad on that stuff Absolutely he did! It's the daddy! Now get that down you young festival virgin! Soon... *Wheee!* Barman! Another pint of Carling before the Foo Fighters jump into that mysterioush space portal I can shee! £4 sir!

CC 169: jes_lawson's Misadventures in alcohol (2) by jes_lawson 2-12-03

At Graham Coxon (ex of Blur) SHIIIITE! At The Wannadies SHIIIITE! At Co Dot ROOOOCK! Yeah! ROOOOCK!

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Thanks.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Okay, as I said, I'd judge this contest while drunk, and drunk I am, trust me, ask the goons in IRC.

anyway, here is the run-down of the honourable mentions:

itsclark: Projection
crabby: Heinz (the series)
Big Evil Dan: Imagine That
boinky33: enough
Scyess: His various comics
twofish" 'ere ye go, mate
lara7: rock bottom
itsclark: Beer Goggles
attitudechicka: Byron, the technicolored non-drinking machine
boorite: Says here I'm powerless over alcohol

before I announce the winner, I must announce the winner of the prestigious:

Kajun Firefly Flaming Bag of Crap Award

Previous winners include: dcomposed, Bazilla and weedleweedle

anyway, the winner is [u]twofish[/u] with his awful attempt at a Scottish accent, well done mate, may you hold the title with pride.

However, the winner of the actual contest is none other than [u]Scyess[/u] for his various comics, sure, they were recycled, but they made me laugh the loudest, so he wins, huzzah for Scyess, may you all bow down to his greatness.

Just to be clear, [u]SCYESS[/u] won this contest.

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Dad was flammable

That's it. I'm goin back to ass-rape jokes.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

ain't nuthin' wrong wit' dat!

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all your retarded comics are belong to me.

Holy shit! I can't believe I actually won this thing.

Oh. Well, it makes sense when you put it that way.

Just for the record... not a single one of my modlering, recycled entries involved ass-rape in any way. New contest tomorrow after I think of some rules 'r sumthin'.

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"Old" is the old new.

Man, I was so wasted last night....

*checks forums*

What the?

Scyess won? He didn't even make any new comics!

I have made a mockery of the system!

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Dad was flammable

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What system? Your mom's reproductive system? AAAHHH hahahahaha!

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What others say about boorite!

Lawson - I thought your series was excellent. I see you and I party in a similar fashion.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

quote:

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before I announce the winner, I must announce the winner of the prestigious:

Kajun Firefly Flaming Bag of Crap Award

Previous winners include: dcomposed, Bazilla and weedleweedle

anyway, the winner is [u]twofish[/u] with his awful attempt at a Scottish accent, well done mate, may you hold the title with pride.

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