And you're that giant scab on his leg that just won't away.

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And you're that giant scab on his leg that just won't away.

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Dr. Light is alright in my book!!!!
It was archaic of you to use away as a verb though, what were you thinking?

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And you're that giant scab on his leg that just won't away.

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The use of "Away" as a verb is quite archaic, Dr. Light.

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Oooo, score one for Dr. Light.
DrPedantic tried to mess with him and was like your stupid but then Dr. Light was like your stupid, and told him to go suck an egg.

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Real person Obijo invented gabe, wirthling, Big Evil Dan, TOBOR and [I]is haunted by[/I] Jael, DexX and evil_d

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No, if Obijo really invented me...I'd be funny.

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He didn't invent you, Jael. You haunt him (and many other men, I'll wager - but that's another story). By haunting him I mean you are not a purposeful persona he has put on for amusement, but something deep and powerful that has bubbled up from his dreams.

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You're right, evil_d... that actually seems to work sometimes.

Mountain Ingenuity: Part 2 by Drexle 7-13-01

Well looky here... a pink donkey! Now, I know what you're thinkin'... "Free Sex!" ... But I've got a better idea! God no... not that!

Wait on... are you saying that my insatiable lust for the gorgeous Jael is nothing more than an autoerotic narcissistic fantasy?

*ponder*

Okay, I can live with that, at least.

On the othet hand, how am I to interpret the departure of ObiJo from this message board (and his presence in my ICQ list, for that matter)? Am I the seductively attractive persona which proved to be a more satisfying existence for Obi, causing him to leave his real identity behind and embrace madness?

*ponder some more*

Correction, do evil_d, Jael, and myself collectively make up this seductive alternate self to which Obi has apprently succumbed?

Oh, and speaking of Freud, why am I always catching myself in the act of fellating anything even remotely phallic?

Hmmmm... maybe I should have kept that last one to myself...

"Oh, and speaking of Freud, why am I always catching myself in the act of fellating anything even remotely phallic?"

Hrmmmmm...I have that same problem...maybe we really ARE creations of ObiJo.

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"Oh, and speaking of Freud, why am I always catching myself in the act of fellating anything even remotely phallic?"

Hrmmmmm...I have that same problem...maybe we really ARE creations of ObiJo.

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Wait on... are you saying that my insatiable lust for the gorgeous Jael is nothing more than an autoerotic narcissistic fantasy?

*ponder*

Okay, I can live with that, at least.

On the othet hand, how am I to interpret the departure of ObiJo from this message board (and his presence in my ICQ list, for that matter)? Am I the seductively attractive persona which proved to be a more satisfying existence for Obi, causing him to leave his real identity behind and embrace madness?

*ponder some more*

Correction, do evil_d, Jael, and myself collectively make up this seductive alternate self to which Obi has apprently succumbed?

Oh, and speaking of Freud, why am I always catching myself in the act of fellating anything even remotely phallic?

Hmmmm... maybe I should have kept that last one to myself...

"Oh, and speaking of Freud, why am I always catching myself in the act of fellating anything even remotely phallic?"

Hrmmmmm...I have that same problem...maybe we really ARE creations of ObiJo.

*blink blink* o_o

Shit! I just realized I fucked up the asian girl in the 3rd panel!

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Hrmmmmm...I have that same problem...maybe we really ARE creations of ObiJo.

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If you need cousiling in this area I have a number for you, Jael...

*searches for his own business card*

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Except for Crabby and Dr. Light being one person, I'm beginning to question some of my findings.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And another timely asiangirlsinpanel3 job:

You saw it here first! by kaufman 7-13-01

The pageantry of the 2008 Summer Olympic Opening Ceremonies, previewed only in stripcreator Coming to you on NBC sometime in December, 2009

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But then again, since Jael is (theoretically) actually ObiJo, I don't know as I'd want that anyway.

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Just remember this
A hummer is still a hummer

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Hmmm... Just as long as I get to remain gender-confused, I'll be relatively happy.

But I think you're right about crabby/light. That's just plain eerie. Perhaps they were spawned by DrPedantic's desire to win multiple comic contests. Since he is incapable of (or unmotivated to) strip on his own, he perhaps needed a crutch? And Pedantic creating crabby makes perfect sense even without the contests... What better foil for him?

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A hummer is still a hummer

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*sniff* That's beautiful man!

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Bwahahaha, I am Dr. Pedantic, haha, yeah.

Dr. Light is me, I created him as my final metamorphisis into a superhuman being with unstoppable comic potential.

Don't tell Dr. Light about this, he still thinks that he is simply a human, he is unaware that he is the first of the new Super Race that I have created.

Ok, bye.

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Get it right!

I want nothing to do with DrPedantic or that crazy Dr. Light I think ObiJo invented me.
Spankling needs to do an update on his theory.

It's not nice to speak ill of the departed.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Lucky stiff.

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Don't you hate running out of ideas for the 3rd frame?

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Hell, that's happened in 45% of the comics I've done. You get used to it.

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I suppose you're right. By the way, I really liked this one....

Spirit guide, part 2 by NeoVid 4-22-01

A depressed Jon talks with his new advisor, Jesus' brother Bob. So drinking more will solve all of my problems? Naw, but it'll give you something to blame besides yerself... ...Are you sure you're related to Jesus? You don't seem to have the love of mankind thing going on. Hey, I love Mick Foley! And I like my brother... he's just kind of snotty about stuff..... Bob thinks back to an argument they had in the past. He always wins these fights with the same damn comeback... Dad loves me more.

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You too? Shit, why does she put out for everyone except me?

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