An old joke made new again.

Kuntdergarden by UnknownEric 5-02-07

Now Jenny, can you say the name of the state circled on that map? Fuck no. Excuse me? If you want it said so bad, why don't you say it? Idaho. Yeah, damn right you da ho!

Taste it again for the first time.

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I has a flavor!

RCL no. 1546 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-08-07

Did you call 911? Yes. Help is on the way... Thanks. Um, just why did stick your hand in Shaq's rectum? Two words: morbid curiosity...

Why God don't date by RedfeatheR 5-10-07

You don't understand. It didn't mean anything. It was just one nigh-- GO TO HELL YOU LYING CHEATING BITCH!!!! please forgive me... iDammit

RCL no. 1563 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-12-07

[scribble, scribble] How we doing? Still working on it... [scribble, scribble] STILL? Um, tell my again why I let you talk me into this? I've got to turn in this sketch to get a good grade on my anatomy final... [scribble, scribble] Well, hurry up, dude! I'd like to put my skin back on before I die from a massive staph infection...

You're okay, I drive this route every day. by kramer_vs_kramer 5-13-07

Okay. For the next stage of this job interview, I want you to tell me how tall this man is in millimetres. Why? Psychometric testing.

The fantastical adventures of Buck the deer.

Buck for a buck, Buck? When man talk like chicken, Buck about to get ass-raped for 1 dollar.

by smamurai, 12-01-03

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Nagged to Death by RedfeatheR 5-16-07

Face it Death, you're nothing. You'll never be as good as your brother, Life. Your mother was right. I should have never married such a fucking reject rumpdump like you!!! BUT NO! I said, "I'm sure he'll turn out" What a Goddamn moron I turn out to be! The only one dumber in this world is fucking you, you ratbastard finkleshit!!! When will you ever change? When are you ever going to straiten your shit! You are worthless. You are worth less than a shadow weighs, you boney fuck-a-loo nutsack blemish!!!

RCL no. 1590 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-20-07

R-R-R-R-R--RR-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R Hey, Yard Toy... Yes, Tinklestain? R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R How much did you have to drink today? Why? Am I [*hic*] swerving in and out of traffic lanes? R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R Worse than that... You're swerving in and out of cartoon panels! Oh. *BUUUUURRRP*

Morons by NeoVid 6-10-07

I keep forgetting. What's an oxymoron? That's a saying that contradicts itself. Like "mighty weak." Or "Military intelligence." Or "French badass."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

OooooOOOHHH BOY! Time for teh corniness! III by RedfeatheR 10-07-06

Hi mayd jew brinksfest Fuhk-her ooOOOooOOoOooooOOOooO he jerked off in my cheerios

The Adventures of Dude-Guy

With the powers of nonchalance! Ah-ha! Dude-guy! You're too late to stop me robbing the bank! Fair enough

by The_young_scot, 5-06-07

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Must have pants. by Ekirh 8-15-05

Ummm Can I help you? Yah, I'm looking for some pants. Yes Obivously, but this is the shirt department. That'll work, anything to cover up my erection right now. Why aren't you even wearing pants in the first place. It ripped right through them.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Office Humour by ftc 6-20-07

Hey Maura, do you read much? Oh yea, quite a bit actually. Oh really! Have you red... PUBIC HAIR! OHHHH YEEEAAH!

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Poo perhaps?

Wading through the Gene Pool by inseguri 1-28-01

The gene pool needs some chlorine. I could be that chlorine.

in prison by mandingo 6-22-07

so what are you in for? armed robbery? well, um... you see... i... dude, dude, i'm just taking the piss it couldn't be more obvious if you had the communal wine in a brown paper bag and were still wearing his team jesus underoos on your head

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what if nigger meant kite

The Happy-Time Crab Show by biped 6-22-07

Howdy, kids! It's HAPPY TIME! YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!!Oh hap-hap-happy day! Singin' our cares away! Takin' it, come what-- Err, sorry Happy-Time Crab, but... your mom just died. RABBIT SEASON!!! DUCK SEASON!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If we could tell no lies by The_young_scot 6-24-07

Late at night, a mother enters Oh good, you're still up. My cousins sister-in-law's sons going away party was so much fun! You should have came! Not that you knew anyone there of course. My uncle Joe was there! I haven't seen him in years! Have you met him before? No I don't think you have. He was telling me all about his daughter Claire, she's a vet now! I just spent 45 minutes downloading shemale porn, and your blabber has pretty much killed my erection

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

KKK guy goes into ad agency by heywood 6-25-07

I'm trying to spread the word everywhere to protect the opressed white race. I need your help. What advice can you give? Well, have you thought about building a website? you know I dont do much of that readin crap. Never needed it before. I dont understand those internets much. Naturally. but it would be a way for like minded individuals to join your organization. I'll run it by the sister-wife and she what she says about it. I'll be in touch buddy. Run it by your peeps, see if any of them can read and help you out with it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Ominous Omen by biped 6-24-07

Hey! Let's stop at Stuckey's! You're gonna die in there. *tinkle*

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

snow owl by mandingo 6-27-07

if you're a snow owl, shouldn't you be white? that's my fault, sorry with all the excitement, i guess i forgot we were in 1930s mississippi you fuck

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what if nigger meant kite

RCL no. 1628 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-27-07

Boy, it sure is HOT out here! Please, don't say it! It's so hot... Please, please, PLEASE don't say it! ...I'm renting the shade under my forty-four double-D's for $20 an hour! CUUUUUUUUUNNT!!

Baby, one more time by RedfeatheR 6-11-07

Stop it I'm not looking again Ma'am, your baby is dead

Game Quotes 22 by NeoVid 6-29-07

Dammit... what's your character learned about his own abilities this session? Magic is riddled with loopholes, sucker. You saw the guy once before. He was working with the gunman who blew you full of holes that time. You'll have to narrow it down a lot more. Before the session started... My head hurts like hell. I've been dealing with idiotic shit all day and I'm sick of it. You really haven't come to the right place.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Sweet Tittyfucking Jesus by boloboffin 7-01-07

But what about the problem of evil, Jesus? Are you not powerful enough to stop evil, or are you not good enough? Uh, Jesus?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

The Married Life by HCRoyall 7-05-07

So we went to Bed, Bath & Beyond yesterday and used up all our gift cards and a 20% off coupon to buya brand new vacuum cleaner. I don't think I've ever been so excited about something that sucks so much and so hard.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Toojoojoojoo by RedfeatheR 7-06-07

Leah me tell somthian to joo, joo Jew Did you just say, "Toojoojoojoo"? Thfuck joo jus say main? You said, "Toojoojoojoo" t--Toojoojoojoo? HA! Yeah that's it!! Now try it really fast