This Fall's PBS Kids Lineup by UnknownEric 9-05-07

This fall on PBS Kids, get ready for the kid-friendly action of "Bob the Douchebag"... Will he fuck you then not ever call you again? YES! HE! WILL! ..."Politically Correct Tigger and Pooh"... I am rejecting my slave name. You may now refer to me as a Tiger-American. And I'm Defecationally Challenged! ...and everybody's favorite, "Make Way For Naddies!" How the fuck does he WALK with those?

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I has a flavor!

I hit the random button

He looked like he might be one of those holier-than-thou types, but it had been so long Karen was willing to take a chance.

by HCRoyall, 8-17-07

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

UnknownEric

Love this one.

And your sig. [hoorah for chzbgrs]

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

How to be an evil bastard by The_young_scot 9-17-07

Step 1: Go to an orphanage and buy them a puppy Oh boy! Finally someone in this cruel and uncaring world who will love us! I'll call you spot! Woof! Step 2: Set the puppy on fire and use its flaming remains to burn down the orphanage THE ONLY PLACE I EVER CALLED HOME IS BEING BURNED DOWN BY THE ONLY THING WHO EVER LOVED ME!! Step 3: Wait outside and beat up any survivors, dressed like Santa GOD HATES YOU ALL!!!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

What Rough Beast by boloboffin 9-18-07

Mr. President, the plans are set and we are ready to invade Iran. Neat! Send out the initial assault right away! Oh, shit! Motherfuckers! Think you can take my shit?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Tales of the Unexpected by biped 9-19-07

Hello. My name is Milford B. Furnswoggle. I'm neat-o because I can fart duck eggs. Pimp dies standing up--details at ten.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCD #6 by HCRoyall 9-13-07

Destroy them! The schoolchildren here on a field trip? No, the tourists with ugly clothes that are taking pictures of everything in sight. The Americans, the Japanese, or the drunken Scotsman? Do sober Scotsmen exist? I'll just get them all, to be safe.

CC368 by HCRoyall 9-17-07

CC368: The Morning After by HCRoyall 9-17-07

Looney Toons Revisited by HCRoyall 9-18-07

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 1682 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-20-07

Ow! Ow! Ow! What's wrong, honey? What's WRONG? I'm hurting bad after what you did to me last night, you bastard! Well, you told me to fuck the shit out of you...right? I didn't mean I wanted it up the ASS! Oh. Oops.

It's The News by biped 9-20-07

...and they all died horribly. Ted? The Iranian government says "neigh" to an impending horse revolution. Details after the break. I liked your pun using the word "neigh", Ted. It was funn-- It wasn't a pun. Huh? Oh. Well, I... err...I, uh... Sally, you need to "cowboy up." We have a fucking news show to do.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

spoilerrip off by NeoVid 9-26-07

I put a new spoiler on my car yesterday. What's it look like? It's a bumper sticker that says "the rings get activated at the end of Halo 3."

(100% made up spoiler)

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Ham by Rabid_Weasle 6-30-04

I think I might be pregnant. Yeah, and I think I might have a ham sandwich for lunch, but you don't hear me bragging about it.

Japanese Rice Wine by Rabid_Weasle 8-19-04

Jesus has requested I bring him some small cups. What for? Jesus wishes to drink his Japanese rice wine. Oh, for Christ's sake!

Canadian Bears by Rabid_Weasle 9-22-03

Hey, where are your arms? Well... I'm a Canadian bear. So....? I don't have the right to bear arms.

Vote for this shit if you haven't already. I wanna be back on the toprated.php train.

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Poop.

Phil the Wonder Rapist by The_young_scot 10-03-07

Here we see four times world champion rapist Phil, preparing to defend his title Now that cage has a 2000 volt charge, but he must rape that bird. Lets watch... And he did it! What a move! What a rape! Something has gone horrible afoul in the land of children's T.V.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

this one blew and then i edited it and now i like it

Jewsus by mandingo 10-05-07

i hate it when they depict Jesus as some white guy. Jesus was a black man! yeah, it sucks when they depict Jewish guys as white Einstein used to hate when it happened to him. that's why he'd always scream when he reverse dunked. really? NO, BITCH! THE DUDE WHITE!

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what if nigger meant kite

White is not a verb.

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Poop.

but it is an album

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what if nigger meant kite

The Surrogate by biped 10-07-07

Munson, I'm way too busy to leave the office right now. Go take a shit for me. Yes, sir. Nnnffff.... NNNNFFFFF... Well? I'm sorry, sir. Someone came in and your bowel muscles locked up.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Divine Intervention by biped 10-07-07

Hey, plankton--you'd better scram! There's a WHALE coming! YIKES! Pop, you might want to lower the intelligence level of those hermit crabs. They're upsetting the natural food chain. Okay. Psst--seen any more whales around here, pal? Duh, GOO-GOO!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Backing Bush by RedfeatheR 8-27-07

Are you a bush supporter? Me? Hell no, I'm voting Democrat. Hilary's gonna make history So you're a bush suppoter No. I said I'm voting for Hilary

HibernA+tion by RedfeatheR 8-22-07

Why, hello! Dr. Acula I presume? Yes, yes come right in. I wasn't expecting you for another hour Well, we like to be early Don't mind these. Just drying used maxi-pads for the winter

Red got the iPhone II by RedfeatheR 9-05-07

Welcome to the club!!! How did it feel spending $648 with tax, huh? I dunno. I just waited 2 months and got it for $399 Jim? You dropped your iPhone Jim

Jesus KY-rist or Ch-wrist? by RedfeatheR 10-06-07

Father, I have a religious question... You can ask me any question that pertains to religion If God and Jesus had sex... Would it be incest or masturbation?

RCL no. 1699 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-05-07

Holly asked, "Buy some Girl Scout cookies, mister..?" Chen replied, "Go fuck yourself, cumbucket..." And, that's why Chen got his ass kicked by Holly. The End.

Groovy! - "I'm all in!" by edoggydog 10-09-07

You have reach the help line for Gambler's Anonymous... Groovy! Do you have a gambling problem? Yes. How should I play pocket jacks, pre-flop, in early postion? [ CLICK ] Hello?

Groovy! - Phreaky's All in! by edoggydog 10-15-07

...and that's when I trapped the guy into "pushing all in"! Groovy! So, when did you take up no-limit hold 'em? What's no limit hold 'em?   ?

RCL no. 1711 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-26-07

Hey, Ben! Whatcha doing? Shhhhh! Keep your voice down. RCLG is in the bathroom, and I'm trying to pull the plug on his monitor so he can't create any more lame comics! Cool! Just be careful of any exposed... ****** BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT ****** AAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ...wires.

Dr. Corrupto - Hollywood Psychiatrist Session 4 by smamurai 11-01-07

MARY, WAKE UP? There's something I need to get off my chest. Huh..what is it honey? No, its spunk Mary. Get a towel and my cigarettes will you.