I find this picture of a bald Britney Spears attacking K-Fed's SUV with an umbrella strangely arousing.  This whole "Britney goes nuts" thing is just getting out of hand.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

How do we know that's Britney Spears where it could easily be a British man?

Or a British woman or a British baby.

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What others say about boorite!

It's 4:30 PM and I'm hungry even though I had three bagels with cream cheese for breakfast and five hotdogs for lunch.

boorite

the legs are too good.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

jes_lawson

the legs are too good.

And...{shudder}...the teeth are too good also.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That guy's only 18? Usually, progeria kids just get all wrinkly and bald--this one grew a 48 year-old's hairstyle and glasses.

I saw this ad in Sacramento tonight:

Today's my birthday. I don't want to go to work today.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'll shake YOUR baby!

I mean... wait...

"Hi!  I'm KC of KC and the Sunshine Band, reminding you NOT to...

Shake, shake, shake!

Shake, shake, shake!

Shake your baby!  Shake your baby!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

As part of a new promotion at work, we all wear t-shirts that say "Shake it to the Limit!"

Unfortunately, the "shake it" part is right across my boobs.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

little_kitty

What do you mean, unfortunately? ;)

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I has a flavor!

UnknownEric

What do you mean, unfortunately? ;)

I wanted to say that, but was afraid I'd sound like a letch. Thanks, UE :p

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Today I saw San Diegan and first season Last Comic Standing winner, Dat Phan, driving in downtown SD. He drives an M Class Mercedes with www.datphan.com on big letters on his rear window and a personalized license plate that says DATPHAN. Those last two details are the funniest things about him.

You definitely wouldn't describe me as "dat fan" of his. (I got a million of 'em).

I remember watching that show when he was on it and how all the other contestants viciously and openly hated the guy... and then he won the whole thing. Now he gets to drive around with his name on rear windshield!

If I had a Mercedes I certainly wouldn't put some stupid comedian's name on it.

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What others say about boorite!

Me neither. Unless there was a comedian whose name was '266 BCH'. Then it'd be okay.

Cause that's my license plate.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

TEENS ACCUSED OF MAKING OSTRICH IMPOTENT

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I can do the motherfucking moonwalk.

Momma don't ya make me another meatloaf
forget the Mac 'n' Cheese
I want some fun piled on a bun
I want a Manwich please

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What others say about boorite!

The weird thing about Manwich is it gets less tasty with every bite. It starts off delicious, then by the time you're 80% done with the sandwich, you never want to see Manwich again.

Then the next night, you want Manwich again.

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I has a flavor!

UnknownEricThat's because the main ingredient is black tar heroin.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

UnknownEric

I want your Manwich, Eric ;-)