...flew onto the outstretched fork of the one who would become known as the goatse man, who's rectum was highly enlarged after he passed that chunk of whale meat...

...to a grateful genie who granted him three wishes, and while his first wish was obvious, his lesser-known second wish was actually for--

...a third nipple, but the unusual thing was that he wanted it on his...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

..on his girlfriends ass,just so she could complain about the fact that she now has ten on there,22 on her left tit, and 36 on her...

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No.

...forehead, but those were zits, not nipples, but that didn't matter to him because...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...he was gay anyway; in fact, it turns out that he had been cheating on his girlfriend with...

...a fish named Wonda...

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...who was known throughout the seven seas as...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

..wonda,the wondaful fish-killer who not only kills fish but she also is known for...

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No.

...almost killing a thread but not quite as she hasn't got the...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

...stones, the cajones, or (as they're sometimes known), the...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

...Denver Broncos, which ended up confusing alot of people when...

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...sang songs at Jonathan Swift's loft where they would regail stories of the past like...

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ROCK AND ROLL!

...a bunch of aging fuddy duddys who think this thread is funny...

...but not excluding all of the less-aged youngsters that happen, quite by accdent mind you, on to the thread and start to use thier keyboards to enter text by stimulating the muscles in their tiny fingers to form the words you, dear reader, are reading right this very momnet whilst you think to yourself and remember days long past and people long dead that you knew, wondering when you yourself will one day leave this great earth and move onto another form of existance, that is, assuming one exists or if even...

...that this existence exists, since it may just all be a terrible fever-dream incuded by...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...ambidextrous trapeze artists from Ulaanbaatar - whatever "incuded" may mean...

...when I, of course, meant "induced," but my spelling may be excused because It's been one heck of a week, given that...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...someone previously made a connection with testicles and the Denver Broncos, but since everyone knows testicles are good & Denver is bad, thusly...

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we should forget about "Rocky Mountain Oysters," lest the universe explode in a fit of self-contradiction, and ...

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...shower the metaphysical heavens with a variety of multi-coloured cereal, no doubt causing the great eternal divine, God, to...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

...crap out that quarter he swallowed when he was a kid, the same year he...

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...bungee-jumped off of anna nicoles stomach and fell into a...

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No.

...realtionship with a non-believer, who, in all seriousness, had the biggest...

...Cadillac Eldorado hood ornament hanging from a gold chain wrapped around his...

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