I see.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

We ran out of goats.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

About those goats... you see, Tobor got into the goat pen one night, and... well...

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I'm a newbie!!!!!!!!!!
Arghhhhhhhh!!!!!
Don't hurt me crabby!!!!!

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

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I'm a newbie!!!!!!!!!!
Arghhhhhhhh!!!!!
Don't hurt me crabby!!!!!

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I won't spread around the "newbies" rumour if you read my comix.

[Click to view comic: 'Sticke & Sticke: New PC']

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

I can't decide...

Is crabby more like a christian who loses his faith and becomes the most rabid religion-hating atheist in the world, or an atheist who finds God and becomes the world's most annoying would-be evangelist?

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I can't decide...

Is crabby more like a christian who loses his faith and becomes the most rabid religion-hating atheist in the world, or an atheist who finds God and becomes the world's most annoying would-be evangelist?

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You're the guy who was an obnoxious newbie who realised how stupid it was to troll a forum which is full of really cool people, changed your ways, got accepted and became a well-liked regular, and now shows no mercy to other newbies.

See where I got the analogy from?

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That's crabby in a nutshell.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Quiet you! ;)

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No, this is Crabby is a nutshell.

"Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this nutshell? What sort of bloody great fruit has a nut as big as this?"

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Crabby is Paul.

I need a drink.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

And the Gabe is the Walrus.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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You're the guy who was an obnoxious newbie who realised how stupid it was to troll a forum which is full of really cool people, changed your ways, got accepted and became a well-liked regular, and now shows no mercy to other newbies.

See where I got the analogy from?

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What do you know about crabby Mr. 10 posts and 3 comics?

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You're the guy who was an obnoxious newbie who realised how stupid it was to troll a forum which is full of really cool people, changed your ways, got accepted and became a well-liked regular, and now shows no mercy to other newbies.

See where I got the analogy from?

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Tough love is the only way they'll learn. If DexX hadn't of made me cry with one of his mean posts I'd still be as annoying all of you way more than I do now.

I hate fucking Newbies! Oh wait. I am a newbie!! Oh shit. Please don't make me leave. I like making comics.

Read my comics and tell me what you think....

Just kididng. Most of my comics suck. Welcome to Me. The Newbie!

Goo goo goo joob.

Word up.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[Click to view comic: 'The Smoking Manholes in concert']

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What others say about boorite!

heh. I remember there was some other strip around here about singing "scat" for a jazz band.
My music teacher(a piano player) once told me how musicians were all diffrent. Drummers were too overbloated cause they play maybe 2 or 3 beats a whole gig, bassists were fine(of course the piano players{him}were gods),:-] but vocalists were the worst cause they did half the work, got 2ce as much cash, and had the biggest egos there.

Q: How many rock guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 1, 4, 5.

Q: How many rock bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1. . .

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What others say about boorite!

Wait on... I'm a singer who plays piano...

What does that make me?

(Boorite, don't say a fucking word!)

Q - What do you call a guy who hangs around with a group of musicians?

A - A drummer.

Q - How do you tell if the stage is level?

A - The saliva flows evenly out of both corners of the drummer's mouth.

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Wait on... I'm a singer who plays piano...

What does that make me?

(Boorite, don't say a fucking word!)

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