You fucks have the weekend to vote for this shit, or you all become irrelevant and I declare MYSELF winner.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

No one who's that incompetent at using UBB codes can win.

It works fine when the obscenity filter is off, dougan.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I think people are finished voting, Mikey. Who won already?

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With a combination of pluck and moxy, graykane pulls the win straight out of dcomposed's twice-reamed anus. dcomposed sputters and stammers before finally collapsing in a cock-hardening heap with his distended anus throbbing angrily in the air.

Congratulations, graykane! The next round will be the last, people. The next and final round will hold great things for our three challengers.

Except for BigEvilDan. He'll be handicapped in the final match, and not just by his battered mug, but also by the fact that I just kicked him in the balls.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.