Finally, this site has enough stuff that Obi can create funny comics!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Don't worry, DexX is always working on art, so I'm sure your time will come soon too. :)#)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

We can only hope.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

2001: A Space Oddysey by DexX 10-02-01

My God... It's full of stars...

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The following strip is terrible. It was the first thing to pop into my head when I was trying think of an excuse, any excuse, to use the SPLAT! graphic...

A very bad comic strip. by DexX 10-02-01

What's up? Quick, let me in! It's raining cats and dogs out here! MEOWWRRR!!! ARRROOOOO!!! WOOOF!!! Damn it! I'm getting soaked out here!

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Re 2001:

That's beautiful, DexX. Please repost it in the CC41 thread and give us a bit of closure there.

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Me splat too!

Bad parody of a not-so-bad strip by kaufman 10-02-01

What's up? Quick, let me in! It's raining crabbys and wirthlings out here! I DO NOT SUCK DICK! Gabe blows donkeys nightly. WASH & WASH MILLENIUM WASH! Aiiiiieeeeeee!!!!

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I WANT ME! WHERE IS ME? I WANT ME!

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

Untitled by ObiJo 10-02-01

No. But you let DexX and kaufman in. I WANT ME! WHERE IS ME? I WANT ME! It's just like when I dream!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Hey DexX! If I send you a pic...will u do me? Actually not just yet...U don't even know me.

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

Matthew - sorry, I know I owe you a character from ages back, but... well, creating a likeness of someone is surprisingly draining. When I get in the mood for an art binge I can usually manage two, maybe three forum users. After that, the bit of my brain and concocts caricatures gets tired, and I have to either rest or just draw shit straight out of my imagination. Last night, I only had enough caricature juice for one of them, and chicka just happened to be the one.

So... give me a another week or two, and I will clear the backlog (currently yourself, Boorite, and Crabby... *ponder* ...I think that's all). It's a lottery. Wirthling got his is something like two days, LadyJ waited for close to a month. I am at the whim of my muse.

God, how wanky was that?

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Quite wanky. :)

Nah, take as long as you like. I'm only nagging you cause of boredom.. oh, and cause it's what I do. A lot. And the new art is rather good, so congrats!

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I did an extremely obvious "black cat at night" strip. I expect you can guess how it goes, so there's no point posting it.

Hey DexX when you get the chance how about drawing a midget or a police officer.

A young couple alone in the dark woods? Yeah, they're dead. by BigEvilDan 10-02-01

Do you think those stories of the Blair Witch Beatnik are true. Don't be silly. There's nobody in these woods except us. Don't be so sure...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

As well as the part that holds English grammar.

Anyway, the Blair Witch Beatnik strip got posted just a bit before I could finish this...

Should have thought of this sooner by NeoVid 10-02-01

Heh heh, it really works... Damn, the invisibility suit is starting to run down...

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No body's business but your own by BigEvilDan 10-02-01

I wish I had some arms and legs... Bitch, bitch, bitch. That's all you do. At least you have a fucking torso.

Continuing the "stealth characters" theme...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

This one had to happen.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Ballad of DexX and Keegan by kaufman 10-03-01

Hello? DexX, this is Matthew again. Look, I told you I'd get your forumuser picture up, and I will. Real Soon Now. I'm just calling to tell you that you have no excuses now -- I've moved up in the queue now that Kevin Keegan's Perm has gotten himself a character. Got himself a character? Okay, no more about the World Trade Center. Can we get back to the subject of Glasgow pubs?

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Jesus.

Did
Not
Have
A
Perm

And besides ,he played Center Back for Liverpool , not Center Forward.

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Jesus.

Did
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And besides ,he played Center Back for Liverpool , not Center Forward.

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Jesus.

Did
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And besides ,he played Center Back for Liverpool , not Center Forward.

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He probably didn't have fair skin either, as he's always depicted. But it wasn't my idea that you be crucified ...

Plus, he probably spent most of his time as a 'keeper. Where do you think all that "Jesus Saves" graffiti comes from?

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And just for the fun of it ...

Those Amazing Animals by kaufman 10-04-01

Ok, so it was a somewhat large hairball; what's the big deal?

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