CC 298: Other things in life by lukket 9-27-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Dad? What's that box you just put up on the wall? Um. It's nothing. I think I know, so just say it. Well, we're going to be so busy for the next 40 days that all other things will have to wait. Yes! You got a fat broadband connection for playing Counter Strike!

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^^^ This one ^^^ should be called, "Tribute to r-Ed's Knife's Edge" instead of "No Name" I'm flattered. =)

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I'm sorry if you thought I was stealing your joke or anything. It's just that the guy reading the letter came up and I thought it would be a funny joke. Like I said before I'm sorry if you thought I was stealing the joke I never even seen that comic before my comic was made.

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horray for life. boo.

CC 298: Sauce who? by lukket 9-27-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Oh... What would you like? It... it doesn't matter now. You can't give me what I want. We have seventy varieties of pizza - surely there must be something for you? Not if you're all out of special sauce.

Not truly random, so it's not to be considered an entry.

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They're bad, but they were fun ...

CC 298: Daffy Duck's "Titanic" by kaufman 9-28-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Oh yeah, captain can pull his pud because there ain't no icebergs this side of Quebec. Come on, are you going to help me plug this leak, or what? I don't have to. I'm king of the world! BWA-HA-HA! You are? What do you want me to do, your majesty? Lock up all of the wabbits in steerage.

CC 298: Buried Treasure

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! But 40 days from now, won't it be too decomposed to jerk anymore?

by kaufman, 9-28-05

CC 298: A Second is a Long Time by kaufman 9-28-05

Other people count "1 Mississippi, 2 Mi That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! ssissippi" when playing Hide and Seek That's IT! I'm going 41 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! ... But not Tobor That's IT! I'm going 42 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!

CC 298: Double Fault by kaufman 9-28-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Excuse me! Can anyone here help with this, um, tennis elbow? Push it like a laver and it should budge. And then have a meal fit for a king -- a bowl of lendl soup, and I hear the caviar chef is makin' roe. Sounds good, but hold the cheese. I'm no havarti lover. Boy, did he evert stretch on that one?

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CC 298: Super Skills. by friendy 9-28-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! But ... that means that once you started doing this, right? Then how come I know nothing of it? THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, YERKIN!!!

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Disclaimer: Sorry if some of my comics are offensive to somebody. They are created in a light-hearted mood and aren’t intended to hurt anyone.

red's gonna have a helluva time judging this contest

hahahha..

CC 298 : Temptation! by finn34 9-27-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! You go sister! Way to be empowered! You make me wet. Damn you, Judy. Now I HAVE to go jerk my yerkin.

CC 298 : RoboYerkin by finn34 9-27-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! *beep* *beep* [What the fuck is a yerkin?]

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

CC 298: We're Cutting You Off by fuzzyman 9-29-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Ha! I've gone 40 YEARS without jerkin' my yerkin! Wow, how did you manage that? I cut off my yerkin with a carving knife! I know now that I was insane. Too bad that condition is hereditary. Son...?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CC 298

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Holy shit! A talking pumpkin!

by HCRoyall, 9-30-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm going to judge on the 1st... bring on your last blasts

-- red

CC 298: Quoth the raven... by mandingo 9-30-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! you hear that, little hand? no more jerkin yerkin, you've put your work in, just like Kirk in murk in planet Girken. no more lurkin' outside Perkins with my yerkin, slowly jerkin.

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what if nigger meant kite

CC298: An Old Joke, Recycled by UnknownEric 9-30-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Can I interest you in a copy of The Watchtower?

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I has a flavor!

CC 298: Gooper Blooper by biped 9-30-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! (Oh, shit!) Uhh...is this thing on? HI, KIDS! "Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane..."

CC 298: Witchy Poo by biped 9-30-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Yay! SHUT UP, yerkin!

CC 298: Must-See TV by biped 9-30-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Aww! That's my little hermaphrodite! TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER HEART-WARMING EPISODE OF..."MY LITTLE HERMAPHRODITE"! HERE'S A PREVIEW... What am I, Old Dead Gramps? A boy or a girl? Why...you're a little of both, pumpkin! Gosh! I guess that makes me...kinda special, huh? Heavens, NO, dear! It makes you a FREAK!

CC 298: Yuletide Yahoos by biped 9-30-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! I want to eat the baby. Oh, excuse me..please, may I eat the baby. Well...that'd make a swell "Baby's First Christmas", wouldn't it? Yes, YES! "Baby's First 'Getting Eaten Alive By Me' Christmas"! YES! I was being sarcastic. Oh.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Look what the randomizer dragged in!

CC 298: Thank you, and please tip the waitresses. by kaufman 9-30-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Don't be frightened. I'm glad I didn't stop. But look how much further you decomposed. Look, enjoy it for a few more centuries. Then when you get like me ... ... You can always decide to quit while you're a head.

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CC 298: Christmas wish by The_young_scot 9-30-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! You don't have a yerkin Must you ALWAYS ruin the holidays?

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

CC 298: Can't Stop the Thief by flickguy 9-30-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Must not steal kaufman's joke... must not steal -- At least YOU quit while you were a head.

CC 298: Can't Stop the Grief

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! On second thought, you can keep the package.

by flickguy, 9-30-05

CC 298: Can't Stop the Thief (Part 2) by flickguy 9-30-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! I just read this article about one guy who did it so much his arm... fell... uh.. Sorry.

CC 298: Can't Stop the Meef by flickguy 9-30-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Just look what I hallucinate when I'm under the influence of yerkin.

CC 298: Can't Stop the Beak by flickguy 9-30-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Just write that 499 more times, and the teacher will let me go home.

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This is not my empire.

FINALLY!! I've been doing these awards for a couple days now. Changing and swapping placement. I truly wish there where more to give out, though I don't think my brain could take it.

I have taken the liberty of putting the comic number beside the winner of each award for reference. I felt I had to because some of you gave ALL of your comics the same title. I also felt that they were all good enough that just posting the title wouldn't suffice. i.e. they needed to be read.

SO HERE THEY ARE!

...the awards go TO ---

Best Use of Python

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic: CC298: the son of man(dingo) #312347

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: HotRodDeathToll

For the Comic: CC 298 #312926

Most Political

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: CC 298: Yerkin Soup for the Soul #312351

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: DexX

For the Comic:CC298: [Random] Assassins #312543

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: CC 298: Yerkin Soup for the Soul #312351

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: HCRoyall

For the Comic: CC 298 #312360

Most Sexual

Goes to: 25cents

For the Comic: OMFGZ I'M A BITER LAWLZ #312322

Most Ironic

Goes to: fzh

For the Comic: Two Mimes #312649

Best Pun

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: CC 298: Smashing Pumpkins #312752

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: biped

For the Comic: CC 298: Yuletide Yahoos #313618

Most Obscure

Goes to: 25cents

For the Comic: cc298 - super mario snatch bros #312358

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: DexX

For the Comic: CC298: [Random] Default Asian Girls (Almost) #312540

Best Title

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic: CC 298: lets neck, Ophelia #312376

Most Similar

Goes to: lukket And mandingo

For the Comics: CC 298: Apologies go to Mandingo #312565 And CC 298 #312545

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comics: NOT RANDOM (breakin the law, breakin the law) #312347

Also to squidrabies for breaking the rules by trying to pass off .jpg for comics!

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: [b]CC 298: Thank you, and please tip the waitresses.
[/b] #313646

The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to: madingo

For the Comic: CC 298: he was always picked last #312350 : It's You're not your =l

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: DexX

For the Comic: CC298: [Random] Default Asian Girls (Almost) #312540

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: Tterb

For the Comic: CC298:No Name #312794

More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: CC 298: The Organ Grinder #312355

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: 25cents

For the Comic:

meow (cc 298 boogie!) by 25cents 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! i'm glad we had this talk. earlier... dude, what the fuck did you guys put in my toothpaste tube? jizz. !!!

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic:

CC 298 by mandingo 9-25-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! so if i can't spank the monkey... uh oh

Psychic Award

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic: CC 298: i didn't even know flies had yerkins #312376

Bonus Award

Goes to: arbi

For: cc 298 doggeral and pony show #312394

Creativity Award

Goes to: DexX

For the Comic: CC298: [Random] Fundie Christian Puppet Theatre #312542

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: flickguy

For the Comic:

CC 298: Can't Stop the Beat by flickguy 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Okay, starting NOW!

Words cannot describe how proud of all of you I am. Brillent comics all around, Funny to spare and then some. All of you that entered went all out and made me laugh more than Dr. Phil when he tells people how to lose weight. You are all winners today. I know it sounds like hippie jargen but just look at the amount of comics and posts.

{{Comics -- 149 ; Posts -- 92}}

This was the single greatest response from a Stripcreator Comic Competition (not counting Comic Cups) since mmyers hosted, "CC 239: Wrote a song about it, like to hear it?", back on, 4-06-04!! That was 5 days after I joined. Again, I am honored to have taken part in this, you guys. You should be too.

Take it AWAY, flickguy!!!

-- red

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Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: flickguy

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I assume you mean the next host of CC ?

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You know assumptions make asses out of you and me... but in this case... you’re right. That's what I meant.

-- red

good contest, good awards ceremony, and good winner. well done, scarlet plumage

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what if nigger meant kite

Oh, wow! That's a surprise!

I guess I need to come up with a contest, then.

Thanks, RedfeatheR.

I'll try to have something by the end of the weekend.

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