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Disney porno

CC: 299 Entry! by flipynif1 10-05-05

Oink SUUEEEYYY oink oink oink Translation: Flipynif is god of all and everyone should worship him by placing him as god of CC: 300. WEEEE WEEEE oink oink bark woof grrr. Translation: Flipynif promises to make it just as great a competition as ALL the others have been and...don't tell me you said bark woof grrr? Oink. Well that sicko lost my vote.

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I dumb :D

Can you not feel the love in this thread?

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I dumb :D

We are? Boy am I a DUMB ASS!!

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All good things must come to a end

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Hey, hey, what can I do?

You cut me man....you cut me deep...now I have to go cut my wrists and cry myself to sleep.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I'm back in time to save the day!

CC 299: Smarmulus for President or some damn thing by Smarmulus 10-05-05

You may ask why should I, Hubert Smarmulus, be selected to host CC 300. Everyone else in the race is an annoying, idiotic, humorless fuckface. Besides, I'm "StripCreator's most beloved."

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Accept my premise and you must accept the logical conclusion.

CC 299: IMP PATHETIC by Smarmulus 10-05-05

I have been accused of lacking empathy for my fellow StripCreators. I CRY FOUL AT THIS OUTRAGEOUS ALLEGATION! Empathy comes from love. One must love himself in order to love others. Recently I edited every panel of a comic series I wrote two years ago. This despite the fact no one liked it enough to read when originally posted. THUS PROVING: I have more self-love than anyone else in this race!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Keeping it clean...

CC 229: ass backwards robot by Smarmulus 10-05-05

If selected to host CC 300 I promise the rules will forbid the use of Tobor. TOBOR NOT IN COMIC CUP 300 & NO MORE REACH AROUND FOR SMARMULUS! Don't worry. When did ANYONE running for ANY OFFICE ever keep a campaign promise? SMARMULUS VERY STUPID. THIS NOT A TWO PANEL COMIC.

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CC 299: ASS O CIATION by Smarmulus 10-05-05

Another reason to vote for me, Fuzzyman and I were childhood friends. I taught him everything he knows about comedy. a randomly selected panel from a Fuzzyman comic RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! What the fuck are you talking about? Err, um, so vote for me. I'm not Fuzzyman.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

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Hello? Is this thing still on?

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Ferdy yerkin'!

CC 299: Sinking lower by NeoVid 10-06-05

So, you have more reasons that you should host #300? Yes. Many of the other strippers have privately said that they don't deserve to run CC 300! Observe this footage... I'm... Hubert Smarmulus... an annoying, idiotic, humorless fuckface. I'm out of here. I'd like to thank MrSelectiveQuote for his assistance.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 299 by HurricaneJenn 10-06-05

Vote for me, and I'll show you my pussy opening up to a hard cock!! And the winner is.....HurricaneJenn!!! I just feel like you never listen, and that everytime I try to open up to you, you push me away... I'm leaving you bitch!

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CC: 299 - Flipynif for Prez! by flipynif1 10-07-05

Hello Mr. Penguin What are you doing in the middle of the road? *REE REE* I'm not a Penguin i'm a *REE REE* Pelican! I'm casting my vote for the CC: 300. *REE REE* Alrighty then, well who are you voting for? *REE REE* I'm voting for the sure winner, Flipynif. *REE REE* Well, there you have it folks, even middle-of-the-road ree-pelicans vote for Flipynif.

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Yes. U dumb! hahahahahahahahaha

Whoa. Overwhelmed by all the funny.

Judging to commence tonight and/or tomorrow morning.

Can you feel the milestone-style anticpation?

Yeah, neither can I.

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Might as well stop the contest after this one

That last one drained me, this is terrible!

CC 299: Edoggy dog style by flipynif1 10-07-05

...so I says damm this is a good egg-salad sandwich! Groovyâ„¢! So what did you think about flipygimps latest entry into CC: 299? I want an egg-salad sandwich. By your answer I assume you mean it was the best thing since sliced pickles? Uh is that my goat calling? I'd better run, glaucoma and all, you know...

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pummeling you into submission

CC: 299 Edoggydog convo by flipynif1 10-07-05

Actual Conversation. The cat will play the part of Flipynif ...yeah, so i am not gay, got too many kids for that. Groovyâ„¢! So in answer to your question, no I will not touch your bad places. I didn't ask that, you're just trying to make me look gay! Do or do not, there is no try. Exit stage left I will.

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CC: 299 - Someone stop me by flipynif1 10-07-05

o/^ How much are those kitties in the window? o/^ I'm sorry old chap but we are for display only, a demonstration of the fine cats sold inside this pet shop. Well said old chap, by the way who do you think should win the CC: 299? I belive that fine Flipynif should take the cup on this round, Pip pip. There you have it, even the Demo-Cats cast their vote to Flipynif.

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jumanji!

Wow again.

Before I pass judgement and declare the host of Milestone Comic Contest 300â„¢, I would like to express my thanks for the response to Pre-Milestone Comic Contest 300 Contest 299â„¢. And 99.9% of them were humorous enough to get me to smile! (I'm not enthralled with the "1337"...) Some notes, then.

I loved how some of the strips actually went up against specific opponents -- HCRoyall vs finn34, and flipynif1 with the dual-personality of random comic layout guy and edoggydog.... and the unforgettable DexX vs himself.

No quarter was given. (Cheap bastards.) No butt was kissed. (Thanks for that. I really would have hated to disqualify anyone. And I really don't have the energy to stalk anyone. And as sexy as I think Spankling is, I don't want to marry anyone here.) No topic was taboo. No pun was too corny. (Think of the Jon character in his joy/pain pose here.)

Unfortunately, the Red Cross didn't want kaufman's bonus points -- they wanted cash or some other such nonsense -- so I distributed the points equally among the other comics using a very complex mathematical algorithm. So everyone got extra fractions of points for each comic. Either that, or we're at war with Spain. I can never read those output files.

And now... drumroll please... The results you've all been waiting for (or skipping over the other preamble to get to)...

Out of 115 entries, only one can be the winner. Using a complex series of numeric-style calculations, allowing for wind chill factor, heat index, barometric pressure, and all-around abuse of the word Groovy (which I clamed for myself about two year ago), I finally came to the conclusion that math hurts my head. So I decided to judge based on what made me laugh the hardest.

Except in the case of my bias toward kaufman, where I thought about dead kittens as I read his strips. Unfortunately, that made them funnier.

Honorable Mentions:

HurricaneJenn - for her campaign promise strip. (#315007)
attitudechicka - for her clever backing of "all strippers except biped" (#314640 is but the last example)
RandomComicLayoutGuy - for his parting shot (#314724)
DexX - for his hard-hitting journalism (#314407) - Also for his DexX vs DexX series.
mmyers - for his most excellent banner (#314641)
jes_lawson - for his opening salvo (#314164)

In Third Place...

CC 299 by HCRoyall 10-04-05

Due to the rulles of CC 299, this will be my last broadcast to you, my fellow Stripcreators. I trust that the decision for the host of CC 300 will be made fairly and without bias, and I leave you with one final statement: Wirthling sucks.

In Second Place...

One Day in the Holy Roman Empire by kaufman 10-05-05

How goes it in your duchy? Not well. The forests are in unrest. Every oak and birch trembles in fear that Attila's armies will rampage through and destroy the forest. How are things in yours? It is horrible. Our towns are plagued with tubercular street performers, who have caused the populace to refuse to leave their houses. Sorry to hear that. But prithee, I still think we've got it worse. And I don't see it that way ... Tell you what, why don't we trade maladies? The deal is sealed. Let the news of the trade ring forth throughout the Empire: COUGH MIMES FOR TREE HUN DREAD!

The Winner of CC299, and host of Milestone Comic Contest 300â„¢...

CC 299: oh no you di'nt by mandingo 10-05-05

hey, mandingo. how are things going with those two Chinese delegates you're wooing to finance your campaign? well, Interrogative African, it's been a chore, let me tell you. the first thing Phun and Chung wanted when they got off the plane were hookers. and they both had very specific desires. Phun just wanted straight half-and-half: half the girls to blow him, half to screw him. but Chung was a stranger cat. he wanted all the girls to wear strapons and take him from behind. it's okay though - i hired 20 hookers and gave them very specific instructions on what to do. what did you tell them? everybody half Phun tonight, everybody wang Chung tonight

(I told you I liked puns.)

Thanks again to RedfeatheR for making this contest possible. And thanks to all who entered. This was a lot of fun to read.

Take it away, mandingo!!

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