What the fuck are you talking about?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Gorilla Physics by UrbanH 12-20-05

So then I says, 'King Kong ain't gonna shoot himself offa building!' Hah-hah! What the fuck are you talking about?

Ualuealuealeuale physics by UrbanH 12-20-05

So then I says, 'Batman ain't gonna ualuealuealeuale himself!' Hah-hah..... What the fuck are you talking about?

RCL no. 814 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-16-06

♫ Oh baby, baby! The way you generate your gravitons makes my rotor turbines ache! Yeah! ♫ Ha, ha! What the fuck are you ROCKING about?

Cowboy Birds and Bees by Hatrix 1-17-06

One day in the garden... So I says "Those plants aren't going to just pollinate themselves!" *wink* Hehe. What the fuck are you talking about?

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Heroin Physics by Tangelafan 1-18-06

What the fuck am I smoking?

Cowboy Physics: An Explanation. by Tangelafan 3-22-05

Rotor turbines are large metal structures that can generate gravitons, small green balls of energy. But they cannot do this by themselves... ...blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... ...blah, blah, blah, blah... What the fuck is he talking about?

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Yeah, I like Pokemon! Get over it!

I think I have it a bit backwards here.

Hey kaenash...you suck.

Kaenash is an idiot by Humpenstein 1-21-06

“!sevlesmeht yb snotivarg etareneg annog t’nia senibrut meht ,lleW” ,syas I oS ahah What the fuck is he talking about?

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wow, its almost like I am being baited by a troll.

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I feel like I can connect with the inner Kaenash, who cries himself to sleep because of his lack of friends and hilarity, after reading this comic. Allow me to speak for nobody when i say: Nobody likes you, he doesn't "like you like you", he just likes you.

by all means, keep talking.

He DOES have more stars than you

Kaenash still sucks by Humpenstein 1-22-06

Hrmm comments on Kaenash... "pile of wank"..."you can stop acting like a cunt anytime now"... I wonder how he deals with the negative feedback. They love you Kaenash...

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I felt it necessary to remind you of how your psyche was shattered.

Cowboy Farces by Namgubed 12-10-01

Stop me if you've herded this one. Moo. Ha Ha! ... I don't get it.

Cowboy Feces by Namgubed 12-10-01

So I says, "Them bowel movements ain't gonna void themselves!" Damn, Gus, what the fuck did you eat?

Cowboy Poe-etics by Namgubed 1-17-02

... Leave no black plume as a token - - of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door! Quoth the raven, Burma Shave. What the hell are you talking about?

Rejection Day by Namgubed 11-07-02

When I become King of the World, instead of Election Day, everyone will celebrate Rejection Day. And what will that be like? So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Jerk. RAR. TOBOR HAVE HEADACHE. Damn.

CC 164: Riding the Sillybus by Namgubed 1-10-03

Welcome to Inside Humor 101! Please state your name and declared major. Doctor. Pedantic. TOBOR. MANRAPE! Cowboy. Physics. fuck.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

this is an adaptation. ha

Sorry kid, but to say shit like that, you can't have only made eleven comics and you can't suck yourself.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Yeah, and if you CAN suck yourself, note you could make mucho bucks in Self-Sucking pr0n.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

RCL no. 814 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-16-06

♫ Oh baby, baby! The way you generate your gravitons makes my rotor turbines ache! Yeah! ♫ Ha, ha! What the fuck are you ROCKING about?

I know that my comics aren't funny. I think i actually started this about a week ago, so i don't think i should even be expected to be funny. As strange as it may seem, the ability to speak was not only give to those deemed hilarious. I don't want to come off as a prick, but i do feel that i'm entitled to an opinion, as uvalued as it may be.

uh oh, not here!! Opinions are not allowed here, people get touchy and then made 40 page threads insulting you! OMGWTFBBQ!!

So we better get it started!!

j/k

Welcome to the site

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I dumb :D

RCL no. 847 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-28-06

Hey, all you strippers out there thinking about using me in another one of your lame-ass vari-ations of "Cowboy Physics"... Why don't you take your rotor-turbine generated gravitons, and shove them up your ASSES!! Speaking of shoving things up asses... Have you all seen "Brokeback Mountain" yet?

RCL no. 857 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-31-06

...so, then I says, "Blah blah turbines blah blah gravitons blah blah blah blah themselves!" Blah! Okay... Now you're just going through the motions!