Worra beaut! Woo! Yeah! There's a chence uh moight doi!

I've learned that I'm not the only one who likes taint wrangling. Boo-ya.

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Only two strippers? Is there a big queue for lapdances?

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heh. this sounds like a question better suited for lemur.

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Only two strippers? Is there a big queue for lapdances?

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heh. this sounds like a question better suited for lemur.

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Only two that have all their teeth, anyway.

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Fishoutofbeer has returned!

You mean he's been gone all this time, and he's come back with no beer? Damn it, Fish, what the hell have you been doing???

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I have learned that no matter how much I try to stay away, the evil triplets Obijo, Wirthling, and Gabe keep pulling me back.

I've also learned to stay away from Weegies. Especially ones that emigrate to Connecticut.
And a Glesga kiss isn't really a kiss.

P.S.
I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Be afraid!!! :)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

*Proceeds to shiver with fear... or something.*

This thread certainly seems to be attracting all the older posters back.

I am very proud of it.

*beam*

:- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Jael's back! Jael's back! *Snoopy dance*

And all was right with the world.

[Click to view comic: 'All Hail Jael']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

::scraches head, dandruff falls too floor::

Now we just need to find out what happened to desc and why DH-01 keeps going into his comas, and we'll have just about all the old-timers back.

Hmm... that's got me wondering how long you have to have been making strips to be one of the old-timers. Maybe since April.

Of course, people who have been here since SC started aren't "old-timers," they're "geezers."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Yay!

[Click to view comic: 'Jael in Jail']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

DexX grabs Jael in a hug so tight it makes her vertbrae crackle

Oops, sorry.

Where have you been, gorgeous? We've missed you.

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Desc is alive and well. I see him on AIM now and then. He says he'll come back sometime. He probably would want you all to know he's no longer unemployed but is still looking. If you have a computer-oriented job for him, I can put you in touch.

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What others say about boorite!

*huggles* the Dexxter back!

I'm doing great...busy busy...so I'm not back often...but here pretty soon I'll be here all the time. Our company went kaput!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

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*huggles* the Dexxter back!

I'm doing great...busy busy...so I'm not back often...but here pretty soon I'll be here all the time. Our company went kaput!

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*Hands him some dandruff shampoo*

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I'm back.