Maybe you're not late, maybe ObiJo meant he was extending the contest until THIS Sunday. :-)

[Click to view comic: 'The Past, Present, and Future of ObiJo']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Making this one hellishly long competition...

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Only hellish if it was bad. I've been greatly enjoying all the entries. Obi's judging duties will be very fucking difficult.

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well, the comp itself isnt hellish, I agree there.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

My life. All the bits are true, even the comment made by my mother.

[Click to view comic: 'Life starts somewhere']
[Click to view comic: 'Life goes on']
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[Click to view comic: 'It starts with a decision...']
[Click to view comic: 'Do what you think is best...']
[Click to view comic: 'The right decisions']
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[Click to view comic: 'Come what may...']

I guess we're supposed to keep filling in details until the judging.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You know, reading all you guy's entries makes me wish I had taken my own entry a little more seriously.

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'Obijo - HURRY THE FUCK UP']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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You know, reading all you guy's entries makes me wish I had taken my own entry a little more seriously.

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[Click to view comic: 'Waiting for ObiJo.']

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

has anyone actually heard from obijo?

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

yes. still haven't sent him in nude pics, tho.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I apologize for my absence! I was sucked into the seedy underbelly that is lesbian karaoke!

My sister's a lesbian and I was kicking back at her place with her, her lesbian fiancee, and her lesbian karaoke friends for a couple of days.

A lesbian asked for my phone number after hearing me sing The Doors' Love Me Two Times at karaoke! I think my studly ass flipped her! You know what that means? More pussy for everyone!

In fact, I'm so lesb-a-licious, I've asked lara to be my date to my sister's lesbian wedding this March! Maybe then they'll keep their lesbian hands off me!

In non-lesbian related news (ya-hawn), I will finish reading everyone's splendid life stories and pick a winner later today.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Waiting for Obi #2']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

did I win yet?

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

[Click to view comic: 'Elf Life 11']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

I want you to know that if I lose, I will consider it a rejection of me and everything my life stands for. The consequences will be on your head.

On an unrelated note, can anyone tell me how a hangman's knot is actually tied, or how much weight a ceiling fan will support?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Directions

As for the fan, it all depends on how securely it's anchored into the ceiling, and if the weight on it is going to be increased steadily or loaded in one quick burst.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Thanks Gabe! You're a true pal.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

It's Lance Bass that's going into space. Joey Fatone is the one who's in "My Big Fat Greek Wedding".

I'm nearly done judging, so just one more day I promise. Besides, this way I get to see that cute little vein in ladyj's forehead pop out. :)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I just looked more closely, and I could be mistaken, but I think it's an artery. Thanks a lot, Obi.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Just another public service performed by Obijo. Along with Woodenbadger baiting and Bazilla hating.
I Believe hes also got the largest number of posts on the colossal geek thread too , although i could be blatantly lying just to string out this post.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"