This contest is all about you! yay! I want to know your life story. I want to know all about your life.

I want you to sit down, right now and think of the main events or decisions that have affected your life. Birth till now.

But since this is your life story, the past just ain't good enough. I want you to then imagine where you want your life to go. Assume that no lottery winnings, or marrying of nymphomaniac underwear models, or anything else outlandish happens. But also assume your life from this point on is exactly how you would have it(minus the model sex, granted). You are going to die happy. Now think of what events must transpire or decisions you must make to live the life you want. Now till death.
Now, I want you to write your life story. Include the main events and decisions that have affected your life till now and the main events and decisions that will affect your life if you are to die happy. Birth to death, this is your life.

Humor makes no difference in this contest. If it's there, fine. If it's not, fine. This contest is all about detail. I'm not looking for the funniest series, I'm looking for the most detailed. The winner of this contest will be the person I come to learn the most about.

One series will be accepted from each person. I'll judge this contest late Friday night. Good luck! Have fun!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

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Of course, I had to use Gabe from PA to represent me, coz certain people who I promised I wouldn't go on about, haven't made my forum character yet....sorry, just ignore me...

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

You don't want my life story. It's boring.

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Dad was flammable

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I don't have a life, how could I tell it's story?

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i guess i havent won then. sux2bme.

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UK PEOPLE. GET ON IRC, DAMNIT. (7pm -> 12pm GMT)

I would ask if this was rules compliant , but i dont give a fuck.

This was venting. And therapy. And i fucking loved it.

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Hernandez > *

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w00t

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

So, ObiJo, you want to know about my childhood? This picture tells the whole story.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

And this picture tells you everything you need to know about my adult life.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

here. this oughtta give you all you need to know to steal my identity. good thing all my credit cards are already maxed-out.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

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I was always self-rightous and macho.

My life has been pathetic. Not worth writing strips about.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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rrrrrrrrrrrrrubbish?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm short of inspiration about my... life. I'll just post something about an obscure song then.
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Some of this may even be true ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Dr. Kaufman, I got that sly Twilight Zone reference. How about an online game of euchere later on.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka