Maybe you're not late, maybe ObiJo meant he was extending the contest until THIS Sunday. :-)

The Past, Present, and Future of ObiJo by israphael 9-10-02

ObiJo was born with a full beard and mustache to poor Catholic parents in Scotland. Hmmm... Looks like the milkman. After being beating up in grade school, flunking out of a graduate program in computer science, and never getting laid, life got really tough. When the hell is he going to judge this competition? Death to ObiJo! Death to ObiJo! Death to ObiJo! He was buried in a unmarked grave in a lonely graveyard. I could rest in peace if Tobor would stop digging up my corpse for cornholing.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Making this one hellishly long competition...

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Only hellish if it was bad. I've been greatly enjoying all the entries. Obi's judging duties will be very fucking difficult.

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well, the comp itself isnt hellish, I agree there.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

My life. All the bits are true, even the comment made by my mother.

Life starts somewhere by Bluebexq 9-11-02

I was born in 1975, not a spectacular year. I was the first born, and a three year separated me from my next sister. My family moved to Alice Springs, a remote town in Central Australia. I spent 10 years there, doing most of my growing up. I was a gifted child, undertaking classes above my offical grade level and then joing a program for gifted children. Things were good...

Life goes on by Bluebexq 9-11-02

Then we moved to Bendigo. A large country town in south eastern Australia, with a lot of old gold money. I never really fit in. The educational environment was completely different, and if you weren't born there, then you could never fit in. My group of friends were people who had been born outside Bendigo.

What happens next? by Bluebexq 9-11-02

I took up fencing for sport, and found something I was innately good at, apart from being a geek. I lost a some weight, and started going out with one of the fencers, a guy called Eric. We didn't have a lot in common. It was at this stage of my life I discovered that life is really governed by the choices you make.

It starts with a decision... by Bluebexq 9-11-02

Another guy from school, who I was also in a church choir with, asked me to go out with him. Hey, go out with me, we'll have lots more fun. Do I stay with Eric or go out with Sean? I decided that I should go out with Sean. I thought I knew more about him, and that we had a lot more in common. So began a 2 year relationship based upon emotional blackmail and domination. I thought I was happy, but discovered later that I wasn't.

Do what you think is best... by Bluebexq 9-11-02

I started university, and discovered freedom and the internet. I began mudding and chatting to some guys from Wagga Wagga. Sean was extremely jealous, but I had put up with enough of his shit. James came to visit from Wagga and we hit it off. Do I stay with Sean or go out with James? I decided to leave Sean and go out with James. It was at this stage that my relationship with my mother started going downhill rapidly. I just don't want you to go through what I did when I was your age...

[Click to view comic: 'The right decisions']
[Click to view comic: 'Standards of Life']
[Click to view comic: 'Unfortunate choices']
[Click to view comic: 'Come what may...']

I guess we're supposed to keep filling in details until the judging.

Waiting for Obi by kaufman 9-11-02

March 14, 1996, 3:02 AM zzzzzzzzz March 14, 1996, 3:03 AM zzzzzzzzz March 14, 1996, 3:04 AM zzzzzzzzz

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You know, reading all you guy's entries makes me wish I had taken my own entry a little more seriously.

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Dad was flammable

Obijo - HURRY THE FUCK UP by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 9-11-02

Obijo , seriously , what the fuck are you doing? Well , ive come up with an incredibly ironic and well thought out way to judge this contest. And how is that exactly? Well , im going to live the rest of my life , and on my deathbed , im going to see which comic came closest to mimicking my life. You realise if you dont judge this soon , the end of your life may be quicker than you anticipate Pah. Those impatient hacks. What do they know about judging.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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You know, reading all you guy's entries makes me wish I had taken my own entry a little more seriously.

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Waiting for ObiJo. by ladyjdotnet 9-11-02

Time passes Waiting for ObiJo is like waiting for Godot. Actually, waiting for ObiJo is more like waiting for you. Bitch.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

has anyone actually heard from obijo?

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

yes. still haven't sent him in nude pics, tho.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

A Tale Of Baz 1 by Bazilla 9-11-02

My life story....ermmm...well I was born, nearly in a supermarket, then 3 years passed..... GOAL! Yeah, that's right, my first word came after 3 years and 2 weeks of existence, and it was "GOAL!"

A Tale Of Baz 2 by Bazilla 9-11-02

Then ermmmm, I was 7 and moved to Wales YAY! Look son! We're in Wales! It rained on the first day.....and the second day.....up until well, uh, I forget.

A Tale Of Baz 3 by Bazilla 9-11-02

Then I fainted 10 times (Not all in a row.) seven times in school, twice at home and once in Florida We're in Florida and Barry's fainted! Don't know what caused that, well we do kinda...

A Tale Of Baz 4 by Bazilla 9-11-02

It turned out I had an ear disease, which could of resulted in brain tumour or some other horrible thing. So, the doctors being as clever as they are, thought it was best to take my tonsils out. It didn't work, how!? I'm sure taking your tonsils out would improve your ear! So then I had a four hour op on my ear, 365 days later, things aren't better though, I get my ear vacuumed out every 3 months.

A Tale Of Baz 5 by Bazilla 9-11-02

And that's about it. I found the Internet, where I have stayed ever since, I've found the joys of Str Wars and retro music... The future? Well in the near future, I've got my GCSEs and A-Levels, and then I'm thinking about taking a year off to Norway. Then I'll probably slowly decompose working at Tesco.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I apologize for my absence! I was sucked into the seedy underbelly that is lesbian karaoke!

My sister's a lesbian and I was kicking back at her place with her, her lesbian fiancee, and her lesbian karaoke friends for a couple of days.

A lesbian asked for my phone number after hearing me sing The Doors' Love Me Two Times at karaoke! I think my studly ass flipped her! You know what that means? More pussy for everyone!

In fact, I'm so lesb-a-licious, I've asked lara to be my date to my sister's lesbian wedding this March! Maybe then they'll keep their lesbian hands off me!

In non-lesbian related news (ya-hawn), I will finish reading everyone's splendid life stories and pick a winner later today.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Waiting for Obi #2 by kaufman 9-12-02

I haven't told you yet about the summer I spent as a lesbian, have I?

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did I win yet?

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Elf Life 11 by Namgubed 9-12-02

Then after I replace Joey Fatone and buy myself a ticket on a Russian spaceship ... My god, it's full of stories! And look, there's a huge black monolith, Brer Rabbit and de star baby! Something highly irregular is going to happen ... Something wonderful! Obijo's finally going to judge the contest! Yeah, but when? Soon!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

I want you to know that if I lose, I will consider it a rejection of me and everything my life stands for. The consequences will be on your head.

On an unrelated note, can anyone tell me how a hangman's knot is actually tied, or how much weight a ceiling fan will support?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Directions

As for the fan, it all depends on how securely it's anchored into the ceiling, and if the weight on it is going to be increased steadily or loaded in one quick burst.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Thanks Gabe! You're a true pal.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

It's Lance Bass that's going into space. Joey Fatone is the one who's in "My Big Fat Greek Wedding".

I'm nearly done judging, so just one more day I promise. Besides, this way I get to see that cute little vein in ladyj's forehead pop out. :)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I just looked more closely, and I could be mistaken, but I think it's an artery. Thanks a lot, Obi.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Just another public service performed by Obijo. Along with Woodenbadger baiting and Bazilla hating.
I Believe hes also got the largest number of posts on the colossal geek thread too , although i could be blatantly lying just to string out this post.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"