Also, a note about the rules:
Some very good rules were submitted, and I applaud most everyone's creativity. Unfortunately, some of you are right bastards...but we can't prosecute you for that.
However, due to the way in which this competition is constructed, we will have to change some of the rules ever-so-slighty in order to make it work. So, if you notice that your rule isn't worded exaclty as you intended and get offended, you may direct your complaints to this...
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Thank you, and God Bless the Columbian Cartel.
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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!