Come on, surely things haven't got THAT bad?

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Dad was flammable

Are you sure it was a girl? Maybe Bazilla is swinging..

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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A_Chicka - crabby

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Me and Chicka versus the world for the second straight tourney.

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Well , the pics were a bit inconclusive. Although im pretty sure Bazilla doesnt have 34D breasts.

Feel free to correct me if thats proven wrong.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I looked at this and saw "340 breasts." I think it's time for a nice cool glass of strychnine.

Tom Jones has 34D breasts.

I'll need your mesaging SNs Scyess.

And your soul.

I'm Wearing My Comic Cup by gabe_billings 9-08-02

You and me together in the comic cup, eh? We're gonna rip some shit up. Fuck that. I lost my beer. The one in your hand? Shit. Would you look at that. I knew I kept you around for something. What were you saying? The comic cup. We're a team. The what? What day is it anyway? I've got a fucking hangover the size of Texas. Have you seen my beer?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Ahhh. I'm soooooo sorry. I am so sorry, I can't appologize enough. I have to drop out of the tag team cup on account that I will no longer have internet access. If only the library were open at a time when I'm conscious. I sincerest appologies, and, if you can/want, make good use of my rule.

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im assuming im first refusal due to being in but not in

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Now that A_Chicka has backed out, crabby needs a partner. skagg is first on the substitute list, followed by DMSO. crabby, the choice is yours.

By the way, here's how the tournament bracket looks. I will update it as soon as crabby has a new partner, and then we can begin.

...now if only BOORITE would send us a fuckin' rule.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Well, if DMSO can find a partner, they could take on the Skabby connection instead of giving them a free pass to the next round.

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...now if only BOORITE would send us a fuckin' rule.

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Aha! I know how teams were selected.

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Funniest resulting names.

(Though I'd have gone for phuzzy chinchilla).

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Well, if DMSO can find a partner, they could take on the Skabby connection instead of giving them a free pass to the next round.

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Well, if DMSO can find a partner, they could take on the Skabby connection instead of giving them a free pass to the next round.

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Quite right, most observant one. Anyone else wanna jump in?

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Okay. Let's see if we have this straightened out now:

Gabe is submitting boorite's rule,
skagg is now crabby's partner,
evil_d and DMSO are now in the tourney as partners,
and the bracket has been updated to reflect these changes.

Are we good?

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

If Chinchilla would give some indication that she is alive, I would be happier.

djsparkydog Mk II, anyone?

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Skabby versus the world for the first time.

if only there was a way to add the third leg

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I shall be with you in spirit.

Unless we end up having to face each other, then I shall destroy you.

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Dad was flammable

skagg, we need a rule from you. send it to either andy or me.

We are ready to go, folks! Expect to see the actual contest begin later today.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Also, a note about the rules:

Some very good rules were submitted, and I applaud most everyone's creativity. Unfortunately, some of you are right bastards...but we can't prosecute you for that.

However, due to the way in which this competition is constructed, we will have to change some of the rules ever-so-slighty in order to make it work. So, if you notice that your rule isn't worded exaclty as you intended and get offended, you may direct your complaints to this...
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Thank you, and God Bless the Columbian Cartel.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

I used that very wall in a photoshop job once... you Googled for "brick wall" didn't you?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

You know me so well...

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!