18. Favorite comedian
boinky33

I don't get out much.

what about brad?

13. References from childhood:
A-Team, Simon & Simon, Knight Rider, Transformers (the original), Thundercats, Smurfs, Challenger explosion, MC Hammer,Garbage Pail Kids
14. What inspires your comics?
Stupidity, DayQuil, lack of sleep, boredom
15. What size shirt do you wear?
XL
16. Want to play the bisquit game?
No thanks. I'm full.
17. Favorite movie?
That's a realllly tough one. Office Space, The Big Lebowski, Dark City, Patton, Clerks... I could go on but I'll stop.
18. Favorite Comedian
Louis Black. Saw him live in Indy, funniest night ever.

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17. Favorite movie?
That's a realllly tough one. Office Space, The Big Lebowski, Dark City, Patton, Clerks... I could go on but I'll stop.

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But, but.... you're too skinny to be Jerrod. Or is it just a requirement to live in Indy to list those movies among your favorites?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Office Space is a weird one, it's a fantastic film, and everyone in the US seems to love it, yet it's pretty much unheard of over here.

1/2. Where are you from?

Bristol, England

1. What are you reading right now?

i tend not to read books. it took me a year and a half to decide i was gonna give up on 'moving pictures' by terry pratchett. i just dont do it well. i tend to devote the time i would waste with reading with filming things, kinda like the american beauty kid only less weird and without a gay dad..... i hope

2. What are you listening to now/ what was the last CD you bought?

listening to alot of unkle, eels, adam f and finch

3. What did you study in school/ are you studying in school?

currently studying film and television studies in aberystwyth. silly really as i was good at the sciences and maths at a level but media interested me more and film was my strongest area in it

4. Who would play you in the movie of your life and who would play your love interest?

john cusack. that man is a god and just plays all the parts that really appeal to me in films. i guess love interest would be camron diaz. that choice is made sweeter by the quirky on screen relationship they could develop after being john malkovic. really fits well

5. Have you got any pets?

2 cats, danny and daisy. they were born on d-day at the sanctuary and those were the names they were given

6. Where would you like to visit that you haven't yet?

southern states. ive done the north eastern states and cant be arsed with the pacific whatever. like california and shit. aint got no taste for the exotic, just the slightly different

7. How'd you get to this site?

used to frequent hairytongue.com and they made a few comics here. their profile probably still exists

8. What was your first band you saw live?

was a 4 way thing. went mainly to see les rhythms digital but it also had campag velocet (they disappeared fast), someone else and the opening band was a complete unknown at the time called coldplay. blew me the fuck away they did and from that point on managed to lose themselves in my opinion. saw them live a second time somtime ago and they were nowhere near as exciting as they were when there were 5 people who had turned up early to 'give them a try'

9. What do you want to be when you grow up?

producing entertainment tv in uk or being the big cheese on monday night football in us. thatd kick me in the balls nicely

10. If you were on death row, what would be your last
meal?

my old mans fish curry. gives you the horn and id die with a hard-on

11. What's the origin of your screen name?

nickname roundabouts my hometown. i went thru a phase of not dressing properly or just picking shit up that shoulda been checked out to the charity stores. i had bad skin, red spot marks on my elbow pits and bags under my eyes as i was suffering from insomnia. i also had an umkempt bowl of a haircut. in short i looked like a heroin addict or 'scag-head'. i felt spelling it s-k-a-g-g made it less drug related. i later found out its finnish for beard. cool huh?

cant be arsed to locate the other q's that have cropped up so those will do

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Best concert I ever saw:

Talking Heads at Pantages, 1983.

Sadly, I only saw it on VHS, and not until 1990.

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What others say about boorite!

All these years I've thought skagg really was a heroin addict. How disillusioning.

im just a classic waster. the character is accurate, the belief i do heroin isnt

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I beleive it's a requirement as part of the charter for the City of Indianapolis. What, you weren't informed of this when you moved here? Our Brainwashing Team has obviously been slacking lately.

Now just to figure out if that was a thinly veiled insult or not. hehe

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14. What inspires your comics?

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Absinthe. Things I observe and events from my life. Trying to be originally funny. Reading other people's comics. Reading other people's comics and then accidentally ripping them off. Parodies of TV shows. More absinthe.

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No thanks. That's for squaddies and andydougan

Trading Places. I must have watched that a hundred times as a kid.

Live? Daniel Kitson. He looks like a paedophile but has some of the best observed and outright funniest stories ever. Second and third place would be David Baddiel and Richard Pryor, but I've not seen them live.

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1/2. Where are you from?
New England.

1. What are you reading right now?
The Idiot.

2. What are you listening to now/ what was the last CD you bought?
BUY music? What crazy nonsense you be talkin´?

3. What did you study in school/ are you studying in school?
N/A.

4. Who would play you in the movie of your life and who would play your love interest?
Phillip Seymour Hoffman in a stunning dual performance.

5. Have you got any pets?
2 cats; 1 deceased, 1 currently alive.

6. Where would you like to visit that you haven't yet?
mAAk and chooby´s glory-hole in southern Nevada.

7. How'd you get to this site?
Through Jerkcity.

8. What was your first band you saw live?
Tori Amos.

9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
A fireman, an astronaut and a scientist.

10. If you were on death row, what would be your last meal?
Uncooked human flesh, freshly ripped from the host and still throbbing with life.

11. What's the origin of your screen name?
It all started in a remote government laboratory one night. Some experimental chemicals spilled on my labcoat, and I was suddenly filled with a weird tingling vibration. No.. wait... that´s the Flash´s origin. Nevermind.

"If you think of other questions, add them on."

**. Do you need a haircut?
Yes.

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1/2. Where are you from?
H-ton in canada
1. What are you reading right now?
read? i don't participate in such intelligent activities...
2. What are you listening to now/ what was the last CD you bought?
The annoyinh hum of my computers. The last CD was treble charger self=title
3. What did you study in school/ are you studying in school?
Boring shits
4. Who would play you in the movie of your life and who would play your love interest?
some dumb punk
5. Have you got any pets?
yes
6. Where would you like to visit that you haven't yet?
anywhere except here
7. How'd you get to this site?
I saw a picture of it
8. What was your first band you saw live?
treble charger... then metallica!
9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
some punk
10. If you were on death row, what would be your last meal?
noodles
11. What's the origin of your screen name?

I love the trebs who are treble charger...

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The last CD was treble charger self=title

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I really like that disc. Sick Friend Called is probably one of my favorite obscure indierock tunes of the mid 90s. Too bad about everything they've done since that EP.

Now Sloan... there's a rock group. :)

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I has a flavor!

Where does one begin when they want to listen to Sloan? I've only heard a few of their tunes and they seemed cool to me.

Spoon, that's my rock band du jour.

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Where does one begin when they want to listen to Sloan? I've only heard a few of their tunes and they seemed cool to me.

Spoon, that's my rock band du jour.

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I have also enjoyed Spoon. Girls Can Tell is a great album.

For Sloan, some of their hits are Money City Maniacs and If It Feels Good Do It.

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1/2. Where are you from?
Austin, Texas

1. What are you reading right now?
Stripcreator Message Forums -- okay, seriously, working on the X-Men 2 novelization.

2. What are you listening to now/ what was the last CD you bought?
LaunchCAST -- last CD I bought was Chicago soundtrack.

3. What did you study in school/ are you studying in school?
Music -- but I didn't graduate. Too many "regular course" classes.

4. Who would play you in the movie of your life and who would play your love interest?
Someone butt-ugly, and no one. I have no love interest.

5. Have you got any pets?
No.

6. Where would you like to visit that you haven't yet?
Reality. I hear it's nice this time of year.

7. How'd you get to this site?
I think it was a Site-of-the-day in a now-defunct newsletter I used to read.

8. What was your first band you saw live?
I think it was Moe Bandy... Might've been Donna Fargo, though. The first concert I saw that I wanted to was Reba!

9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Independently wealthy.

10. If you were on death row, what would be your last meal?
Something messy, so that when I vomited in my death throes, they'd have a bastard of a time cleaning it up.

11. What's the origin of your screen name?
Being of the male gender and really really liking movies, I figured it was the only logical name.

12. The best concert i've been too:
Reba McEntire in The Singer's Diary. It rocked my world.

13. References from childhood:
TransFormers, Atari 2600 (now THOSE were state-of-the-art graphics!), G.I.Joe, Dungeond & Dragons, Return of the Jedi, Styx, Thundarr the Barbarian, Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends

14. What inspires your comics?
kaufman. If "inspiration" is, indeed, even an element.

15. What size shirt do you wear?
I can get away with Large, but I prefer XL.

16. Want to play the bisquit game?
I'll never be that drunk.

17. Favorite movie?
Simon Birch -- Yeah, I'm a softy.

18. Favorite Comedian
I waver. I'm really liking a lot of Steve Martin's older stuff lately, but I'd still have to say Bill Engvall.

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1/2. Where are you from? Johnstown (flood city) Pennsylvania, currently residing in the outskirts of Cleveland, Ohio.
1. What are you reading right now? This questionnaire.
2. What are you listening to now/ what was the last CD you bought? "Schism" by Tool... last CD was "Momentary Lapse of Reason" by Pink Floyd.
3. What did you study in school/ are you studying in school? In High School, Horticulture / Floral Design. Then Medical Office / Medical Assistant. More recently, Income Tax Preparation at H&R Block... shit, someone please help me decide what to do with my life!
4. Who would play you in the movie of your life and who would play your love interest? Prolly Hayley Mills, only she'd be much, much fatter. My love interest...bunnerabb.
5. Have you got any pets? Well... there's this pregnant toad that decided to take up residence in my herb garden. We also have a bright blue beta that I'm surprised is still alive.
6. Where would you like to visit that you haven't yet? All of Europe, and Australia.
7. How'd you get to this site? Bunnerabb, it's all his fault.
8. What was your first band you saw live? Bunnerabb's.
9. What do you want to be when you grow up? Bunnerabb... no, wait, I was on a roll there... I really just want to be me.
10. If you were on death row, what would be your last meal? Bunnerabb... : ) and maybe a nice steak, medium well, a glass of fine Zinfandel, a good salad.
And a hunk of cheesecake with lots of fresh cherries on top.
11. What's the origin of your screen name? I was feeling sorry for myself, you know, nobody likes me, everybody hates me kinda thing... so I felt I was a real bother to everyone around me, a pain in the ass, hence PITA.

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12. The best concert I've been to: Bunnerabb's.
13. References from childhood: Rock and Roll, Motown, hula-hoops, some very wierd neighbors, never enough room in our house (7 brothers and sisters), fuzzy rope things we tied in our hair, tie-die shirts and other hippie paraphernalia, Woodstock, bunnerabb's blue eyes.
14. What inspires your comics? I take jokes and turn them into comics since I have very little imagination on my own.
15. What size shirt do you wear? I need breast reduction surgery. That said, XXXL.
16. Want to play the bisquit game? Hell no.
17. Favorite movie? Toss-up between "Somewhere In Time" with Christopher Reeve and "Bridges of Madison County" with Clint Eastwood. Soppy, I know...
18. Favorite comedian? I think he no longer does comedy, but it was "The Unknown Comic", a local Clevelander who used to put paper bags over his head so no one could identify him. He'd paint faces on the bags, he was hilarious. The poor guy fell off the stage, though, and broke his leg.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

By the way, this was my dedication to The Unknown Comic...

[Click to view comic: 'Lynching Brown Paper Joe']

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

*BLUSH*

*blush*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Hey, you two, get a panel! :p

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

That comic was worthy of kaufman. Yay!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

What he said.

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1/2. Where are you from? I'm from Canada. Yep, that's right. The big white yonder. Saskatchewan Canada to be exact.

1. What are you reading right now? The most recent Harry Potter book. I dont really like it though. Harry's an ass.

2. What are you listening to now/ what was the last CD you bought? New Found Glory - Sticks and Stones

3. What did you study in school/ are you studying in school? BA Honours, Film Studies

4. Who would play you in the movie of your life and who would play your love interest? maybe Drew Barrymore for me... my love interest? Kajun. Hahahahaha. No, in all reality Paul Walker.

5. Have you got any pets? 2 fuckin retarded ass cats

6. Where would you like to visit that you haven't yet? Austrailia. I would say Scotland, but I've been there. I want to go back though.

7. How'd you get to this site? My friend JP showed me the way. kangol22 to the rest of you that is.

8. What was your first band you saw live? Sum 41

9. What do you want to be when you grow up? Film Producer

10. If you were on death row, what would be your last meal? Chicken fingers from Montanas.

11. What's the origin of your screen name? hahaha. well... ok, i'm going to be super embarassed, but whatever. I was in banff for this band/choir thing and i was just getting over strep throat, so i had a lot of phlegm in my throat, so i was snoring like a motherfucker. and my friend that i was rooming with was like "you sound like a lion when you sleep" so the next morning i woke up and i was like " was i loud again?" and she was like "no, you sounded like a little kitty. little kitty little kitty"

12. What is your favorite movie? Uhhh... Almost Famous

13.The best concert i've been too: well, i've actually only been to one concert... so Sum 41 all the way!! Autopilot Off and Goldfinger were there too.

13. References from childhood: Captain Planet

14. What inspires your comics? hahaha... i honestly couldn't tell you. i think its my stupid humour

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1/2. Where are you from?
St. Paul, MN

1. What are you reading right now?
A Calvin and Hobbes compilation

2. What are you listening to now/ what was the last CD you bought?
Queen in concert on DirecTV - Voivod's latest CD

3. What did you study in school/ are you studying in school?
I skipped the whole college thing, I'm not s-m-r-t enough.

4. Who would play you in the movie of your life and who would play your love interest?
Adrian Zmed and Tom Hanks. Guess who the love interest is.

5. Have you got any pets?
1 crazy cat named Tabby

6. Where would you like to visit that you haven't yet?
The Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto.

7. How'd you get to this site?
It's been so long that I forgot, maybe from a link on Sinfest.

8. What was your first band you saw live?
Loverboy and the Hooters in 1985. None of my sister's friends wanted to go (gee I wonder why), so she dragged me along.

9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
I'm all grown up, and still have no idea.

10. If you were on death row, what would be your last meal?
A 10 piece bucket of KFC chicken. Hopefuly all that grease would kill me before the lethal injection kicked in.

11. What's the origin of your screen name?
Late one night I was watching TV, and looking through the TV listings in our local paper and at the top it said "Nightowl Listings" I remembered that when I first got online and thought that's a good nickname...so I dropped the g and h since I have an aversion to those two letters, added an e and voila.

12. The best concert i've been too:
Rush and Primus, April 1994. Pure bliss.

13. References from childhood:
Atari 2600, Being jealous of my best friend having an Intellivision, Daisy Duke, Star Wars, Rubik's Cube, attempting to watch scrambled porn when I was 15.

14. What inspires your comics?
Real life and pop culture basically.

15. What size shirt do you wear?
M

16. Want to play the bisquit game?
I dunno. What's the rules?

17. Favorite movie?
I can't just pick one. The Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Eight Men Out, Airplane!...etc.

18. Favorite Comedian
Once again, can't pick just one...Dennis Miller, Lewis Black, Denis Leary, Bill Hicks

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