Hey look, it's Doctor Doolittle with his Pushmefuckyou!

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Hey spankling with all the newbies around now adays maybe it's time for you to update this theory.

So was I invented by a real person, a fictitious character, or unconscious personality haunting a real person who also creates fictitious characters?

Meet the Author II by israphael 10-03-01

SUPEREGO Now is no time to slack off. This dissertation is not going to write itself. Your mother was right, you're not going to amount to anything. EGO I've put in two hours of hard work and managed to get a lot done. I think I can treat myself to thirty minutes of surfing the internet. ID Boobs!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

israphael, you're a funny man.

Funny ha ha or funny peculiar?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Funny like this:

Be sure to wear some flowers in YOUR hair, too... by pita 10-20-01

You know how they separate the men from the boys in San Francisco, don't you? No, and I'm afraid to ask... With a crowbar.

But you're doubtless peculiar too.

Damn right. He's haunting me. Or I'm haunting him. Or we're both haunting Angela Lansbury.

P.S. I miss Jael. :(

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

quote:

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Funny like this:

Be sure to wear some flowers in YOUR hair, too... by pita 10-20-01

You know how they separate the men from the boys in San Francisco, don't you? No, and I'm afraid to ask... With a crowbar.

But you're doubtless peculiar too.

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That's it, you're going in my favorites list right now...

Make sure you put pita and not andydougan.

Sound advice.

And the alarm.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Argh! Oh well, I might as well just leave you on the list... I've never actually read the buiscit comics, but there are plenty of cool ones that I can think of that you've done recently.

Please don't read the biscuit comics. I'd like to remain on your favourites list.

Odd , but mention "The Biscuit Game" to anyone in Glasgow , and they stare at you like youre mad.

Mention "Soggy Biscuit" and they immediately understand.

One of the many Foibles of living in this great city.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Me too. Jael was fun to flirt with, and when I did her forum-users character, she was really happy and grateful and seemed flattered that I had bothered... she was such a sweetie... *sigh*

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Incidentally, in Australia it is referred to as "The Biscuit Race".

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dear me, lets see?
....
yes yes, with yours my figures do agree.

(a shiny nickel to whoever can id that quote)

Lady J and i are never seen in the same place, and whenever i come back i'm always wearing shiny underthings and a mysterious pair of glasses...

when i first showed up here spankling pointed out i don't exist...

well... i'm not sure if figments poof out of existance once they become self-aware of their non-existance... so i'll make my possibly last few words meaningful...

lady J: get help.
i could only be the product of a depraved imagination.
(man i'm good with these references... although i probably shouldn't have used my last few moments checking the wording on google.com)

aah! melting, melting... what a world, what a world...

i'm sorry, apparently i'm not melting.
the ac is down and i've accrued most heinous pit stains.
sorry to alarm you all.

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Me too.....

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Me too too.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

round these parts its charmingly referred to as "wankbiscuit"

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

quote:

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dear me, lets see?
....
yes yes, with yours my figures do agree.

(a shiny nickel to whoever can id that quote)

Lady J and i are never seen in the same place, and whenever i come back i'm always wearing shiny underthings and a mysterious pair of glasses...

when i first showed up here spankling pointed out i don't exist...

well... i'm not sure if figments poof out of existance once they become self-aware of their non-existance... so i'll make my possibly last few words meaningful...

lady J: get help.
i could only be the product of a depraved imagination.
(man i'm good with these references... although i probably shouldn't have used my last few moments checking the wording on google.com)

aah! melting, melting... what a world, what a world...

i'm sorry, apparently i'm not melting.
the ac is down and i've accrued most heinous pit stains.
sorry to alarm you all.

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I've obviously missed something.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I don't even know why I'm reading this thread.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I don't even know why I'm reading this thread.

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[oldtimer]This thread was so much better three months ago.[/oldtimer]

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

In which DexX has placed in the top three spots for six years running.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Only to be outdone by Monica Lewinski's blouse every year.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

oh
i didn't go to strip creator for two days, and then there's this thread here with four pages that i hadn't seen before...
on the first page was some guy saying i'm a figment of lady j's imagination...
i probably wouldn't have replied had i realized i was three months too late

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