Welcome to the states, DexXster. Hope you have a great time.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

How are the plans to burgle DexX's house going, Dcom?

*bounce bounce bounce*

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I am currently being headbutted mercilessly in the legs by the friendliest of wirthling's cats. It is either very affectionate, or it thinks I have cat food in my pockets.

I am trying to force my brain to perform its usual time-difference calculations in reverse. It is being difficult and telling me that if I want it to do any maths, I'm gonna have to feed it.

Fair call, I suppose.

I think I shall go for a walk and find the nearest fast food retailer.

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You're like 10 or 15 minutes drive from here!

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please someone pm me the info on dexx's slow-moving motocrade plz

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You're like 10 or 15 minutes drive from here!

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You think we actually have those in this country? No way. That's just how we pollute foreign countries!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

A lot better now you've brought it up in front of everyone.

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Now that DexX will be suspecting a house burglary, I will instead steal his car!

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Here's a laugh. There is a possibility that a hurricane will be showing up in this area of the country sometime this week. I don't remember the last time I heard about a hurricane that would be serious enough that we'd need to stay inside for it or anything.

Nonetheless, I'll brave the storms to meet you all for dinner on Wednesday. What I'm saying is if I don't show up, my car's probably in a tree somewhere and you can go ahead and start eating without me.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I'll be sure to mention how wussy it is compared to our Aussie storms, whether it's true or not.

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true story:

I now live with a guy I'll call Ivan. As a favor to a friend, we babysat the friend's dog, Juniper, over the last 4-5 days while the friend was out of town.

Juniper is very sweet, but old, blind in one eye, going deaf, and has hip problems which make her move very slowly. she's also a long haired large (70 lb) dog, which means she mops up dirt and dust with her hair and then releases it on the rugs, which she also sheds on. Also, she farts a lot; terrible I-just-ate-3-bulbs-of-garlic,along-with-some-asparagus farts.

Luckily, it was on day 2 of Juniper's stay that I got the msg that Dexx was coming to town and needed a place to stay in Seattle. I was worried Ivan wouldn't go for the idea of sharing the house with some crocodile-hunting, Fightin'-round-the-world Aussie I'd never met, but he said, well, if you'll put up with Juniper for 4 days, I'm sure I can put up with your friend for 2 days.

So Dexx, assuming you fart and shed somewhat less than Juniper did, we'll be glad to have you here. Also, please don't bark at the cats.

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I'm not incontinent, either!

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that's not what wirthling has been saying

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I dragged Dr. K around to some of my drab haunts... a book store... an oriental market. He managed to stay awake. Then, maybe it wasn't him - he didn't crack one pun...

Actually, he seemed to like the book store. He's on his way back to DexX and boorite soon.

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I got a voicemail from kaufman today...

He sounds... like a professor or something.

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You are what you eat.

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Man. If you were with him for more than a couple of hours and didn't hear a single pun, I don't think it was him after all. ;P

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I blame the jetlag.

(...mainly because it is a quarter past six in the morning and I still can't sleep!)

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Kaufman's Cat vs. Hobo Spider

Wednesday on Fox.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Unfair! The spider has more legs, and isn't permanently attached to some bloke's chest!

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DexX... I noticed something this morning.
Natural disasters are following you everywhere.
For example:

TOKYO (Kyodo)--Major earthquakes simultaneously hitting three areas in the Pacific off central to western Japan could kill as many as 25,000 people in the country, a government panel of experts studying quake disasters said Wednesday.

And this:

So, I'm kinda having second thoughts about spending an entire week with you. Isabel is very much attracted to you... to the point where she's stalking you apparently!

And Kaufman thought I was the one that caused storms... HAH!

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I have jeard that hurricanes are almost unheard of in the northeast, too. I bring unusual luck! (Good or bad? Not sayin'!)

I just talked to boorite on the phone. He sounds like a radio DJ. When we said goodbye, I was waiting for him to say, "And we'll be right back with more of this conversation right after these important messages, on BOO-FM..."

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o/` Boooooooooorite 94.7 FM... o/`

Though really boorite's more an AM station.

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