I'm always up for a Roman ogee.

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What others say about boorite!

Maybe I'm the only one who sees this...

How to tell if he's on drugs by boorite 1-02-02

Have a beer. No way, man. I don't need that stuff to enjoy a party. Because you're shooting smack. Bingo. How could you tell? You're standing here jamming your works into your arm. How rude of me.

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What others say about boorite!

I noticed that, but every time I tried to put it to work it sucked. Nice.

not over yet...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

its funny that i should watch that film last nite and jump up from my horizontal position on the couch because of it

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

let's

get this

over with.

.1000.

After playing about on Brunching.com I found a thing called CYBORG Where it tells you what you would be if you were a robot, sorry if this has been done before.

Bazilla = Biomechanical Artificial Zombie Intended for Learning and Logical Assassination

Gabe = General Android Built for Exploration

Dexx = Device Enigineered for Xenocide and eXecution

Kaufman = Kinetic Artificial Unit Fabricated for Mathematics and Accurate Nullification

Brad = Biomechanical Robotic Assassination Device

fpd = Facsimile Programmed for Destruction

Anyone else who wants theirs done reply and I'll do it for you, though if your name is over 7 letters, give me a shortened version.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I hate to burst your bubble, but someone posted a link to that site some time ago.

While we're at it, we also know our Hobbit name, our Star Wars name, our porn star name and our prison bitch name.

If you can find an omelette name generator I'd be interested in looking at that.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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I hate to burst your bubble, but someone posted a link to that site some time ago.

While we're at it, we also know our Hobbit name, our Star Wars name, our porn star name and our prison bitch name.

If you can find an omelette name generator I'd be interested in looking at that.

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Teach a man to fish...

http://www.google.com

"hobbit name generator"
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22hobbit+name+generator%22&btnG=Google+Search

"prison bitch name generator"
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22prison+bitch+name+generator%22

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I loves them generators. I wish I could make a living writing them because I could spend all day at it. Here's one of my favorite pages of them:

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/gens/index.html

I'm also recently very fond of this generator:

http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm

The fact that this thread still works is really impressive.

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www.bradsucks.net

I posted the Smurf Name Generator recently. Cant recall the link , but if anyone wants it , ill dig it out.

And that "Robot Name" thing is god knows how old. I saw it back when i started using the net around 5 or 6 years ago.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Time for some more advertising on the longest running thread on this forum.

For those Colossal Geeks who are old enough to remember the Goodies, you may be interested in the only official Goodies fan club in the world.

The Goodies Rule OK

Have a look at http://www.goodiesruleok.com

The group puts out a newsletter by email each month, has arranged conferences and screenings around the world and has heaps of cool stuff to download on their website.

Enjoy!

Yes... While I was off watching Lock Stock again, I could faintly hear many Goodies MP3s in the background.

Odd.

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I followed those links that Brad posted, and found a lot of amusing things. This one was most amusing, however - evil god generator!

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/gens/evilgod.html

Creator of such cuddly entities as "Na'Dl, The Dark Bloody Maw", "Lilihu, The Queen with Infinite Eyes", "Pulmuohun, The Feeder", and "Otnecimeg, The Serpent of the Woods". There is a definite Cthulhuesque slant to it, and a lot (okay, most) of them are just too over blown (such as "Kt-Yduyiv, The Vile Monster of the Wasteland with Infinite Eyes") but it's pretty cool.

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Otherwise known as "Mrs Dougan"

How about The Wu-Tang Clan Name Generator?

I am "The Eight Leged DJ" ?

Something to go with your penis elargement emails. I got an email for this site today.

http://64.118.5.38/newlooks1/page2.html

Give yourself that extra look and self confidence you deserve!!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

um, well, apparently my Wu-name is:

Flippant She-Creature

what a rip-off

then, I entered my name as "Kajun Firefly" and it gave me:

Dizzy Cow

so, I tried again, with my other online alias and was given:

Dubious Masturbatah-X

dissapointing to say the least, but then, I don't think I really need any more alias's's.

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Dad was flammable

I got "Auxiliary Priest" for my name, and if I included my middle initial I got the completely class "Bastard BASTARD Harbourmaster".