... involving a diesel powered vibrator going Pocketa-Pocketa-Pocketa ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...and some wise guy saying 'end thread'...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

...and ironically succeeding...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

.....THE POINT OF NO RETURN........

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...but it was like that scene in THX1138 where they go to thePoint of No Return, and it's endless white, but eventually they look hard enough, and notice this little blinking dot...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

...just like when you accidentally spit on your CRT monitor...

...a poisonous toxin which not only erodes the monitor, but turns your teeth to the consistency of...

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"Old" is the old new.

... that scaly crud that forms on the metal barn doors after years of cats and dogs pissing on it ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...and decades of half-rabid zombie clowns defecating streams of silly string and vomiting clouds of psychedelic beaver teeth on it, all the while a small, decaying Australian is vigorously masturbating a Critters-like amalgamated ball of hamsters...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...with a boomerang up his ass...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

... like some leather clad Stripcreator regular who shall remain nameless ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

........because we cant unmask his identity or it will cost us all are lives so we have to........

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...learn to fleece tarantulas using only our bare hands and perhaps on occasion a little...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...Elbow Grease, as well as Knee Grease, Toe Grease, Nostril Grease, Sphincter Grease, Armpit Grease, Knee-pit Grease, Grease Grease, Grundle Grease, Sack Grease, Vaginal Barrel Grease, Nipple Grease, Belly Button Grease, and...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...run to the local conveinice store and buy a....

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

... Popiel Vegamatic, which slices and dices and ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

....and we will use this machine to slice and dice the ENEMY but first we have to.....

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...use it to...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

...risk the lives of every human being on this planet and the others in the federation, which was started when...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

...this thread was made...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

...and WHEN this thread was made all the little kids ran to it and posted tons of stuff just to later find out that.........

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

... baby oil works better than Armor-All to polish vinyl ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...also, that this would grow to be 43 pages, which they actually didn't know, but they did know....

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

...that cream cheese is a far better topping for jalepenos than cheddar cheese is, but that should be obvious to anyone who isn't...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

...autistic, gay, and ready for a...

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No.